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[Sammysub07]

Happy Birthday @MischiefMakerAlways !!!! … I hope you have an absolutely amazing day and I wish you all the best!!

.. and just for you… a sexy compilation of Jeep girls.

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I’M FUCKING DEAD!

https://voca.ro/1dOvZpaEvDum

 

[Chloe_Harper]

@Chloe_Harper
Hii
I'm sorry

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

*Pulls out speech*

Dearest @MischiefMakerAlways,


While our friendship is complicated and misunderstood by everyone but us at times, I feel it is important to tell you...

Ah, sorry, needed to find my spot. Yes, it's important to tell you Happy Birthday.

You are a person, with a butt that I will never get to see, except when we have that foursome and I sneak peaks to look at your butt. Please stop flexing for a moment.

Your birthday happens to fall on the day of pranks. Was that your greatest prank? That's genius! Could you imagine going to the hospital to have a child brought into this world on this day, and all the doctors and nurses are just like, "very funny. Go home. Come back when you're really in labor." BFK just over here ready to dance into the world all like, "guess again motherfuckers! This. Is. Happening."

Anyway. I know Bestie will be taking care of you today. And I know you'll be taking care of her. And so the circle keeps going round. But, make sure to do something bad for yourself today too. Or, you know, just put on a birthday crown.

Well... Now I almost feel like an ass for being sarcastic. Almost.

But thank you! Have you discussed our friendship with MLT and your Bear? May want to get their approval first

And how are you and Rafe getting these pictures of me?!

You know that me, of all people, belong to the day of jocularity!

So, by something bad... You may need to elaborate more, because that's a BROAD spectrum.

Happy Birthday @MischiefMakerAlways !!!! … I hope you have an absolutely amazing day and I wish you all the best!!

.. and just for you… a sexy compilation of Jeep girls.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/26DMTd6m34cZsJYuk/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91upayfv6uqfek35pz5tg9lfllj3su3ppghshl8ihu&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


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Jeep Girls = Very good
Jeep = Very bad

The only good thing about Jeeps is that they sometimes make women want to go topless!

So thank you for my birthday wish!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Well... Now I almost feel like an ass for being sarcastic. Almost.

That sounds about right. It is your birthday. So I'll let it slide. Just like your ass down that waterslide in that house that has an indoor pool with the slide from the second story to the basement pool that you are drawing up schematics for...

But thank you! Have you discussed our friendship with MLT and your Bear? May want to get their approval first

I think they would just both watch this game of Chicken and see who taps out first, placing bets, of course.

And how are you and Rafe getting these pictures of me?!

You know that me, of all people, belong to the day of jocularity!

So... you're the original Prank Sinatra?

So, by something bad... You may need to elaborate more, because that's a BROAD spectrum.

*bites my tongue on the comeback because it's your birthday...*

I mean... something you wouldn't usually do? Like, eat an entire cake by yourself. Drink a whole keg. Send me your butt. Jerk off on the tallest building just to see how far your Boner Lava erupts, dubbing yourself Mount Mischief. Get a tattoo. You know, something fun

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

Can't believe I'm going to flick the bean (oof hate that phrase) to stealing food from grown men tonight.



The crazy shit Lit inspires you to do.

How about play with the little man in the canoe?

 

[Fiestykitten]

How about play with the little man in the canoe?

I call him my "man in the boat"

 

[Sammysub07]

Happy Birthday @MischiefMakerAlways !!!!

That requires a good party!!!!

https://media.giphy.com/media/Hk4m7I1GvFqLyHhb0N/giphy.gif

https://media2.giphy.com/media/Uo1jRX2eW3TQQagHp4/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe9193a0c357d634307265137da53f801527b8ad6657&ep=v1_user_favorites&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Don't say it ... Don't say it... Don't say it...

Don’t say it…Don’t say it…Don’t say it..
https://media0.giphy.com/media/OGRJHyqi3wwNO/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9524266m8er45bm1304rvkevyoossoaek3zkgo5to9u&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
I love you, too!

I'm not that kind of dirty!

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/02/jlaw-nod.gif

Are we allowed to give him birthday spankings?

Sure WE can!

https://media3.giphy.com/media/m6Jfa0kVUq7I8aHf0W/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91lf01cbmotj07dyskdhxbngqwmecgcjvimcuka0ak&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


And then…we RUN!! Where’s @BrendaBear ? She’s gotta have the car ready!

fucking dare you to try.

See what I did here?!

https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/giphy-5-1.gif

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

Well... Now I almost feel like an ass for being sarcastic. Almost.

But thank you! Have you discussed our friendship with MLT and your Bear? May want to get their approval first

And how are you and Rafe getting these pictures of me?!

You know that me, of all people, belong to the day of jocularity!

So, by something bad... You may need to elaborate more, because that's a BROAD spectrum.


Jeep Girls = Very good
Jeep = Very bad

The only good thing about Jeeps is that they sometimes make women want to go topless!

So thank you for my birthday wish!

No gifs, no imbedded pics, no memes. Just a Happy Birthday!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I call him my "man in the boat"

Row row row your boat
Not so gently down the stream

 

[Neanderthal247]

It was like 2 in the Sky-Daddy-Damned morning!! Leave me alone

https://media0.giphy.com/media/3UIYY8LJyBuec/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b95222t5low1ib0cnnu616m49z93b0xhivi8bi9xwo9h&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Chloe_Harper]

How about play with the little man in the canoe?

Why is my clit a man though?

 

[Fiestykitten]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/3UIYY8LJyBuec/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b95222t5low1ib0cnnu616m49z93b0xhivi8bi9xwo9h&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Oh god, not you

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

Why is my clit a man though?

Ok, little woman in your canoe

 

[Neanderthal247]

Oh god, not you

You must be allergic to sexy men, I apologize, I was born this way.

 

[Noone45]

https://media.tenor.com/deOX5jZLWLAAAAA1/goma-cat-speaking.webp

 

[Fiestykitten]

You must be allergic to sexy men, I apologize, I was born this way.

No, it's just you
https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.e20f70074c61a880a371ab2e377f3b68?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fi.pinimg.com%2foriginals%2fb8%2fb5%2fba%2fb8b5ba78e02628ad66a9b8e908f9443e.gif&ehk=56NJwrYG61Hx1lgexe8Ouk7HhC5plilnnYPLtQJmS3c%3d

 

[Neanderthal247]

No, it's just you
https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.e20f70074c61a880a371ab2e377f3b68?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fi.pinimg.com%2foriginals%2fb8%2fb5%2fba%2fb8b5ba78e02628ad66a9b8e908f9443e.gif&ehk=56NJwrYG61Hx1lgexe8Ouk7HhC5plilnnYPLtQJmS3c%3d

Dam what a compliment, you see me as the only sexy man, thank you

 

[Fiestykitten]

Dam what a compliment, you see me as the only sexy man, thank you

Let me clarify as it seems your small pea brain doesn't comprehend

It's just y--o--u--, that's annoying as fuck and I'd love to set on fire....
https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.218d394f60ab002bf7f4f62522ef0f3e?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia1.tenor.com%2fimages%2f218d394f60ab002bf7f4f62522ef0f3e%2ftenor.gif%3fitemid%3d5305268&ehk=gIpALbyHEeKMAmuDDrmUqQ4ffhZftatclhKRZs4ez7Q%3d
Specifically like this
So in terms your caveman brain can understand .... me *grunt* don't *grunt* like *grunt* you *grunt*
https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.31ab8f087d95e534cfda4fca55850c89?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia1.giphy.com%2fmedia%2fv1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZjJnbDFxajlwb2UyMmNwaHgxZWxteGh2Y3c0ZDl5eTl4ZHNtdW1zOSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw%2fX4TnzhzPU7zuQr5K4Q%2fgiphy.gif&ehk=xdBjXFmkXDXByOWUKhhUtEZlVZhybVAAcn6VNrd7kg8%3d

 

[Neanderthal247]

Let me clarify as it seems your small pea brain doesn't comprehend

It's just y--o--u--, that's annoying as fuck and I'd love to set on fire....
https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.218d394f60ab002bf7f4f62522ef0f3e?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia1.tenor.com%2fimages%2f218d394f60ab002bf7f4f62522ef0f3e%2ftenor.gif%3fitemid%3d5305268&ehk=gIpALbyHEeKMAmuDDrmUqQ4ffhZftatclhKRZs4ez7Q%3d
Specifically like this
So in terms your caveman brain can understand .... me *grunt* don't *grunt* like *grunt* you *grunt*
https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.31ab8f087d95e534cfda4fca55850c89?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia1.giphy.com%2fmedia%2fv1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZjJnbDFxajlwb2UyMmNwaHgxZWxteGh2Y3c0ZDl5eTl4ZHNtdW1zOSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw%2fX4TnzhzPU7zuQr5K4Q%2fgiphy.gif&ehk=xdBjXFmkXDXByOWUKhhUtEZlVZhybVAAcn6VNrd7kg8%3d

You’re just deflecting, I know your true feelings for me. Don't be embarrassed, you're only human lol

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

That sounds about right. It is your birthday. So I'll let it slide. Just like your ass down that waterslide in that house that has an indoor pool with the slide from the second story to the basement pool that you are drawing up schematics for...

There was no water slide in those plans. Wait... Did MLT tell you I designed and drafted a house?!

I suppose you expect a guest suite, don't you?

I think they would just both watch this game of Chicken and see who taps out first, placing bets, of course.

I have bad news for you. I'm undefeated (not always proud of how I got here... But... )

So... you're the original Prank Sinatra?

Seriously? How old do you people think I am?!

*bites my tongue on the comeback because it's your birthday...*

No, let's hear it ...

I mean... something you wouldn't usually do? Like, eat an entire cake by yourself.

Done it

Drink a whole keg.

Does half count?

Send me your butt.

Nice try.

Jerk off on the tallest building just to see how far your Boner Lava erupts,

I don't understand how you think this has any bearing on distance. Do I need to explain gravity to you?

dubbing yourself Mount Mischief.

I mean, I gave myself this Lit name.

Get a tattoo.

Have one.

You know, something fun

I applaud your attempts

https://media2.giphy.com/media/Uo1jRX2eW3TQQagHp4/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe9193a0c357d634307265137da53f801527b8ad6657&ep=v1_user_favorites&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


Don’t say it…Don’t say it…Don’t say it..
https://media0.giphy.com/media/OGRJHyqi3wwNO/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9524266m8er45bm1304rvkevyoossoaek3zkgo5to9u&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
I love you, too!

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/02/jlaw-nod.gif

Sure WE can!

https://media3.giphy.com/media/m6Jfa0kVUq7I8aHf0W/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91lf01cbmotj07dyskdhxbngqwmecgcjvimcuka0ak&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


And then…we RUN!! Where’s @BrendaBear ? She’s gotta have the car ready!

See what I did here?!

https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/giphy-5-1.gif

You know damn well that we won't use gloves for anything, even if most others would.

I thought you've said MLT doesn't run?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

This type of euphemism and synonym talk is EXACTLY what my English degree was for ....I'm sure of it.

Sure WE can!

Oh, heck yes!!!

And then…we RUN!! Where’s @BrendaBear ? She’s gotta have the car ready!

She'll be back later, I believe... with the Bratmobile

 

[Fiestykitten]

You’re just deflecting, I know your true feelings for me. Don't be embarrassed, you're only human lol

https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.b084ea5d5bda496223fd00ac4239d42e?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia.tenor.com%2fUeXY6B7wZYsAAAAM%2fare-you-delusional-fatima.gif&ehk=YLxOMLkYbCla3sEkUb7O2kbFXGbpi%2fLqHs83I%2f3gi%2bI%3d

 

[Neanderthal247]

https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.b084ea5d5bda496223fd00ac4239d42e?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia.tenor.com%2fUeXY6B7wZYsAAAAM%2fare-you-delusional-fatima.gif&ehk=YLxOMLkYbCla3sEkUb7O2kbFXGbpi%2fLqHs83I%2f3gi%2bI%3d

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[Fiestykitten]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v9bipbbqgOmCSSpPgl/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ghsiyaace27pjyoe83zf2himyb10h715e97e9s8v&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.1837c99743cfcb897582fe03ffaa777a?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2f66.media.tumblr.com%2fecc99a0ee97c6ad3c127d7eb3d3b1fb5%2ftumblr_o3oipnqiZR1qzpn6vo4_540.gif&ehk=Bvi7c%2b4MucNWDW0A4XgrhtcJTq2ThLZO7Yzy9cH2yHo%3d

 

[Neanderthal247]

@MischiefMakerAlways


Happy Birthday
Hermano