🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[Chloe_Harper]

G’morning all. I’m not feeling it today. I’ve been totally disrespected at work, apparently 37 1/2 years doesn’t mean shit. My insomnia is kicking in high gear (no doubt due to stress from work). No sleep + shit attitude = BSK doesn’t GAF. Hope your day is better. Stay sexy Brats.

I hope your day has gotten a little better since you left this post I'm so sorry. That sucks.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Pineapple on pizza isn't even American, it's Hawaiian pizza.

That's not always true. It's also on some BBQ pizzas. Also, Hawaii is a state, so... still technically American. HA!

 

[TXRafe]

That's not always true. It's also on some BBQ pizzas. Also, Hawaii is a state, so... still technically American. HA!

baby, sorry, he is actually right...

"Have you ever asked yourself, who in their right mind would chuck pineapple slices onto a pizza? Well, to answer your question, his name is Sam Panopoulos, a Greek immigrant who moved to Canada in 1954. He created the first Hawaiian pizza at his restaurant, Satellite, located in Chatham, Canada."

https://media1.tenor.com/m/lANPEALpD7sAAAAC/blame-canada.gif

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I'm sorry, apparently, I can't hear you...

*clears throat*

And this is due to a long list of issues caused by my old job. You're welcome.

*yells* YOU'RE A BAD LISTENER.

Also, why would I be welcome that you have bad hearing?

Not


Going


To

Happen

Hey! Those Pandas could learn a basic survival skill! Don't be so pessimistic. (And also, show me that butt. Just not on a pizza)

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Reminds me of a song from the Bob and Tom show on the radio…
If you want to turn your Daddy parts orange, eat some Cheetos and watch some porn

Well...

That is a mess I'm not cleaning up

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I don’t know what this is about and suspect @Endless_Night has me beat but it’s nice to finally get some recognition.

Idk... hard to beat innocent little monkey and purest Litster...

You lost it! Goddammit!

Nope! Nope! Sorry. My tipsy ADHD ass was simply sitting on it. I found it.

 

[TXRafe]

Well...

That is a mess I'm not cleaning up

why not baby? it's just cheeto flavored now!
https://media1.tenor.com/m/UTqECSZWBAwAAAAC/guy-fieri-flavortown.gif

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I’m sitting here in the hospital waiting for my mother to have a procedure & scrolling Lit. Dangerous, maybe?

I hope everything goes well with your mother! And I hope no sexually explicit content pops up on your screen when someone's looking...




Unless that's what you want to happen

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

I hope your day has gotten a little better since you left this post I'm so sorry. That sucks.

Thank you. So far the day hasn’t gotten any better, that’s why I keep popping inner to see what the fun and sexy folks are doing.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I hope everything goes well with your mother! And I hope no sexually explicit content pops up on your screen when someone's looking...




Unless that's what you want to happen

Thank you! It should be a simple thing.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Don't forget the churros

And also, apparently *checks notes* Cheeto stained/flavored dicks?

Ok

 

[Fiestykitten]

And also, apparently *checks notes* Cheeto stained/flavored dicks?

Ok

My best friend called me once asking what to do cause her vagina was on fire

Apparently her husband ate flaming hot cheeto's and didn't wash his hands good enough

I still tease her to this day

 

[Chloe_Harper]

baby, sorry, he is actually right...

"Have you ever asked yourself, who in their right mind would chuck pineapple slices onto a pizza? Well, to answer your question, his name is Sam Panopoulos, a Greek immigrant who moved to Canada in 1954. He created the first Hawaiian pizza at his restaurant, Satellite, located in Chatham, Canada."

https://media1.tenor.com/m/lANPEALpD7sAAAAC/blame-canada.gif

When I posted my response, jerkface, the whole Canada business hadn't come up yet. So I hadn't seen that yet.


Regardless, dingbat, I like pineapple on certain of my pizzas! Like the BBQ kind


We are getting separate pizzas anyway. Why you pickin' fights

 

[cactusjack0584]

I loved Rafiki!!!
https://media1.tenor.com/m/qFCAsdUvu74AAAAC/simba-the-lion-king.gif
This was the best scene in the movie!

Okay, one of many, I agree.

I love it too but..
https://25.media.tumblr.com/fb9f3983b0f9a1fa13c7a089a2090780/tumblr_n0nbbqh4Ad1smcbm7o1_500.gif

 

[Chloe_Harper]

why not baby? it's just cheeto flavored now!
https://media1.tenor.com/m/UTqECSZWBAwAAAAC/guy-fieri-flavortown.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

You are amazing....
We should start ganging up on ppl together

I’m just a little evil … but only when it comes to certain people on certain subjects.

@MischiefMakerAlways knows what he’s done to deserve this.

 

[TXRafe]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/J38jos7mssYAAAAC/happy-long-weekend-live-long-and-prosper.gif

 

[cactusjack0584]

why not baby? it's just cheeto flavored now!
https://media1.tenor.com/m/UTqECSZWBAwAAAAC/guy-fieri-flavortown.gif

Sadly since the reactions are lacking…
This is the one I’d use if available..

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Thank you. So far the day hasn’t gotten any better, that’s why I keep popping inner to see what the fun and sexy folks are doing.

Well, I hope fun and sexy has been entertaining enough during those brief stints to distract you

Thank you! It should be a simple thing.

Oh good.


They say the same thing about the basics of sex too. So, now you have the correlation in case someone catches you.

And also, apparently *checks notes* Cheeto stained/flavored dicks?

Ok

No. No no no. NO.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/J38jos7mssYAAAAC/happy-long-weekend-live-long-and-prosper.gif

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Idk... hard to beat innocent little monkey and purest Litster...

https://media2.giphy.com/media/xMEfsXnEBCjz3ypopg/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91tfwmr3z3beiw1we7qhhl6buvj1rsg1uzf5mptcmh&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Nope! Nope! Sorry. My tipsy ADHD ass was simply sitting on it. I found it.

Whew. I was worried. Not because of uhmm incriminating evidence or nothing though.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Regardless, dingbat, I like pineapple on certain of my pizzas! Like the BBQ kind

 

[BrendaBear]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/0tfAFEjUssUAAAAC/close-the-laptop-caitlin.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

OMG!!! I wish I had this on film, it was so adorable!

My kitties are now free to go outside whenever they want again, and are happily running around and playing outside. Sitting at my desk, I see a white flash of them running past the window. So I go over and open the front door, and down at the end of my house, there is one of them looking back to see who opened the door (there isn't anyone else here though). So I start talking "what are you silly's doing?" and while I'm saying that, another little kitty face pops out from behind a tree/shrub thing closer to me. Then they both ran straight to me and came in the house.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I found a cover for your spare tire on your Wrangler @MischiefMakerAlways

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMBH8vKej/

This is appropriate, because these vehicles are piles of shit and suck ass.

*clears throat*

*yells* YOU'RE A BAD LISTENER.

Also, why would I be welcome that you have bad hearing?

Because I lost my hearing as one of my many issues from military service. So I was preemptively saying you are welcome.

Hey! Those Pandas could learn a basic survival skill! Don't be so pessimistic. (And also, show me that butt. Just not on a pizza)

I’m just a little evil … but only when it comes to certain people on certain subjects.

@MischiefMakerAlways knows what he’s done to deserve this.