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[Chloe_Harper]

Nita or no nuts?

Oooh, there are nut options?





this got strangely dirty...

I'm a little scared

thats half the fun!

Stop this RIGHT NOW.... No more. That crosses some sort of line or something

I SAID IT WASNT A EUPHEMISM!! Ew. EW. Ew. Bleh.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Good afternoon all. Hope everyones day is great...

It was until Hoosier made things icky. ICKY

 

[Dayhoosier]

It was until Hoosier made things icky. ICKY

ME?!?!?

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

Cheese? Churros? Guacamole? When did this become a foodie board? I’m so frigging confused

 

[Dayhoosier]

Cheese? Churros? Guacamole? When did this become a foodie board? I’m so frigging confused

Listen ... I'm pretty sure we're all confused

 

[peekingone]

It was until Hoosier made things icky. ICKY

Hmmm so you're saying I should go back pages?

 

[UnquietDreams]

That's what I'm saying!

I feel like I just found my OnlyFans niche

I checked. It isn't you.

However, that seems like something I would subscribe to...

Not a euphemism, ew. I dont like that euphemism

Me neither, but, again, pure as the driven snow and confused by innuendo, I was just making sure.

Still better than "ranch..."

Well, you can have all my melted cheese then

How do you eat nachos without melted cheese?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Listen ... I'm pretty sure we're all confused

Nope.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Already seen it

Still, no.

Oh, sugar, you can't just throw out the only southern phrase you know as an insult unless it actually fits. Thinking you know how to be southern...

Well aren't you precious? Listen dumpling, I spent a significant portion of my life living below the Mason-Dixon Line, so I'm well versed in all the vernacular. And that phrase ABSOLUTELY fit.

Did you lose a bet? Borrow money? This level of pressure being put upon you seems excessive.

Thank you! She's just obsessed with seeing my ass. No one should be obsessed with this!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Thank you! She's just obsessed with seeing my ass.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/rUnvjX18fl8AAAAd/i-wouldnt-mind-calvin-payne.gif

Just sayin'...

 

[Dayhoosier]

Cheese? Churros? Guacamole? When did this become a foodie board? I’m so frigging confused

Actually they're all just euphemisms.... That's what Chloe said anyway

 

[peekingone]

And I will just eat all your guacamole you can have my queso if you want. That's how we all win.

I am going Mexican tonight for dinner too. Fitting conversation

 

[BrendaBear]

I still also like the Margherita pizzas...


Why are we throwing food away? Can we just, you know, pass it over to someone who likes it, and those that don't, just grab the next thing they do like?


*slides a cold can of Pepsi to @BrendaBear since she gives zero fucks about the topic of food anyway*

Facts!

...and thanks!

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[Chloe_Harper]

Ahem *pulls out speech*

To @Dayhoosier, stop spreading lies about what I have or have not said is a euphemism. Especially icky ones.

*turns to next notecard*

To @UnquietDreams, stop pretending to he innocent unless you can think about butt-warmed books and messy churros without getting turned on.

*flips to next note card, rolls eyes...*

To @MischiefMakerAlways, just because you lived somewhere doesn't make you that. All but 5 years of my life has been in the south. So, while you may have taken the courses and done the study abroad program, I am still the one fluent. You, dear Sir, can be certain you are using something correctly, but are in fact, not.

*flips to back of card*

Also, show me that butt.

 

[BrendaBear]

Ask an Italian from Italy, they all know it's not real pizza. GRAZIE

There is an Italian brat here... just saying...

I'm not sure if @redsnowbunny considers herself a brat, but she should.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Listen ... I'm pretty sure we're all confused

Speak for yourself

 

[cactusjack0584]

I still also like the Margherita pizzas...


Why are we throwing food away? Can we just, you know, pass it over to someone who likes it, and those that don't, just grab the next thing they do like?


*slides a cold can of Pepsi to @BrendaBear since she gives zero fucks about the topic of food anyway*

I like Margherita pizzas too. Was just pointing out the flawed "fruit" argument that most people make
I hate throwing away food too.

Oh, okay, phew one less person throwing away the nummies

Having worked at 3 different food banks in three different states…
People that throw away perfectly good food PISS ME THE FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

That is all…
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[MischiefMakerAlways]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/rUnvjX18fl8AAAAd/i-wouldnt-mind-calvin-payne.gif

Just sayin'...

I'll save you the brain bleach... You'll want to pass on this.

*flips to next note card, rolls eyes...*

To @MischiefMakerAlways, just because you lived somewhere doesn't make you that. All but 5 years of my life has been in the south. So, while you may have taken the courses and done the study abroad program, I am still the one fluent. You, dear Sir, can be certain you are using something correctly, but are in fact, not.

Never said I was Southern, just that I know the language. Your Southern-level reading and comprehension abilities are showing.

*flips to back of card*

Also, show me that butt.

You waste a lot of effort on losing battles.

 

[Fiestykitten]

at this point I kinda wish I was never here too

 

[BrendaBear]

Thank you! She's just obsessed with seeing my ass.

Um... yeah, I think so.

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[Chloe_Harper]

Never said I was Southern, just that I know the language. Your Southern-level reading and comprehension abilities are showing.

Yea. My scores were perfect on those tests for reading comprehension. You didn't call yourself Southern, but you implied that the amount of time you lived there made your understanding of Southerness equivalent to mine.


Also, don't make jabs at my intelligence, or I will not be so self-contained

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Um... yeah, I think so.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcmhzNzF6OTcyeXhldTA2dWxsbjVubXF1Mng2eW9zbDBoeWplZTcxayZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/oY1pads7nuSoAX7YY9/giphy.gif

I mean... I feel like I'm not alone in wanting to see this man's butt he talks out of it so much, it must be a sight to see!

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

I mean... I feel like I'm not alone in wanting to see this man's butt he talks out of it so much, it must be a sight to see!

I think I’ll pass just the same.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Yea. My scores were perfect on those tests for reading comprehension. You didn't call yourself Southern, but you implied that the amount of time you lived there made your understanding of Southerness equivalent to mine.


Also, don't make jabs at my intelligence, or I will not be so self-contained

Well, whatever he thinks you lack I can back you up, which I know is not needed but still (it's the thought damn it!) ... I read and comprehend close to 100 books a month
I'm kind of an English whiz

 

[Fiestykitten]

I mean... I feel like I'm not alone in wanting to see this man's butt he talks out of it so much, it must be a sight to see!

Yea, Pass for me too