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[Neanderthal247]

He's a angwy tuwtle (tortoise)

He's just lonely

Hmmm....
He's a land turtle....
Does he like walks and back scratches?

Yes to both and much more

 

[Chloe_Harper]

That's true, but I put all my clothes away the other day.

Yet you missed my knock on your door...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yet you missed my knock on your door...

Nope, I waited with the door unlocked. Only people who showed up were some Mormons. I offered them coffee, but they declined.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I am partially clothed... I'm going numbers equal articles of clothing... so... 4

Then by that logic I’m going with 1

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Nope, I waited with the door unlocked. Only people who showed up were some Mormons. I offered them coffee, but they declined.

Huh... must have been at the wrong door

 

[Neanderthal247]

Huh... must have been at the wrong door

It wasn't my door


What kind of racket you running here

 

[UnquietDreams]

Huh... must have been at the wrong door

Parallel lines, I guess, Princess.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Parallel lines, I guess, Princess.

Are you pulling a Sliding Doors on me?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Huh... must have been at the wrong door

It was my door…
I was in the bathroom checking out all the new grey hairs in my beard…

 

[Chloe_Harper]

It wasn't my door


What kind of racket you running here

Umm... *flips through the instruction manual...*

 

[Chloe_Harper]

It was my door…
I was in the bathroom checking out all the new grey hairs in my beard…

Did all my knocking make you lose count? I kept knocking three times... I never heard any pipe knocks telling me no... then again, it was the code I came up with for @UnquietDreams, how were you to know?

 

[Neanderthal247]

Umm... *flips through the instruction manual...*

You converted me long ago

 

[cactusjack0584]

Did all my knocking make you lose count? I kept knocking three times... I never heard any pipe knocks telling me no... then again, it was the code I came up with for @UnquietDreams, how were you to know?

I just assumed it was that damn squirrel again…

 

[dawn_of_night]

I am completely naked, under my clothes.

Mmmm.... Plaid boxers and black socks....

 

[cactusjack0584]

You converted me long ago

Is that your first confession?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Which is why I said it was binary. 1 dressed, 0 naked.

Ok.
Fine.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is this you @Neanderthal247
https://preview.redd.it/fcwquenhumf61.png?auto=webp&s=7dc856a22b4753c009d656fd4050017a7c04d97b

 

[dawn_of_night]

Sweats and a tee shirt, me. I posted a picture in The Pajama Party.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Sweats and a tee shirt, me. I posted a picture in The Pajama Party.

Sounds over dressed…
And so did I

 

[UnquietDreams]

Are you pulling a Sliding Doors on me?

Didn't see it, so ... maybe?

 

[Neanderthal247]

Is that your first confession?

First public, most were in the booth

Is this you @Neanderthal247
https://preview.redd.it/fcwquenhumf61.png?auto=webp&s=7dc856a22b4753c009d656fd4050017a7c04d97b

Sounds about right lol

 

[UnquietDreams]

First public, most were in the booth

I prefer a table to a booth. Sometimes counter confession, if they are busy.

 

[Rj_1954]

Good Morning Brat House
I'll get coffee brewing...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning .....
Even though it's still dark....
Making a little list for when the day light comes in....

 

[Neanderthal247]

Good Morning Brat House
I'll get coffee brewing...

Looks delicious, I don't drink coffee though