🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[BrendaBear]

What does man love more than life, hate more than death or mortal strife; that which contented men desire; the poor have, the rich require; the miser spends, the spendthrift saves, and all men carry to their graves?

I don't know... too many words in there... his dick?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

How does a Nebraskan farmer find his sheep in the tall corn?

 

[Rj_1954]

I don't know... too many words in there... his dick?

Answer: Nothing

 

[BrendaBear]

Answer: Nothing

I was hoping if it wasn't his dick, it was daddy's butt. Oh well, I did say I'm not good with riddles...

...or daddy's butt.

 

[NewStartQueen]

It's too early on a Tuesday for riddles or daddy's butt

 

[Hornymwtxn]

It's too early on a Tuesday for riddles or daddy's butt

Here is what you need

 

[NewStartQueen]

Here is what you need

 

[Sammysub07]

I hobbled outside to enjoy my coffee in nice weather... 78° and climbing and muggy?! No thank you. Hobbled right back inside.

Hobbled? Well, aren’t we a great group?!

78° sounds fabulous! My arm will be warm with no neuropathy

I’m not gonna lie. My knee scooter game is on point too.
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Umm!!! Take me back to my childhood on that thing!

You know what else is a tough post to react to?

Butts and Daddies..which Daddy?

turns out daddy's butt wears smarty pants, because i got it!

Does this Daddy wear a belt or drawstring so he doesn’t get pantsed?

Daddy's butt is also in the dog house

Think he wants a muffin in there?
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Even Casper-Chloe isn't seeing my butt.

He’s a Daddy whose ass I get to see!

 

[BrendaBear]

Here is what you need

If you still have more of that after taking care of @NewStartQueen ...

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Just saying...

 

[Rj_1954]

TV dinners tonight

 

[BrendaBear]

TV dinners tonight

I don't know what the significance is of tv dinners... but that gif just makes me sad...

 

[Hornymwtxn]

If you still have more of that after taking care of @NewStartQueen ...

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Just saying...

I could work up something similar
Say

 

[BrendaBear]

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[Sammysub07]

TV dinners tonight

There’s some good TV dinners out there these days! Hell, I’d take a lunchable and wine and be happy! Where’s the TV Clicker, I’m coming!

 

[Rj_1954]

I don't know what the significance is of tv dinners... but that gif just makes me sad...

Better dinner

 

[BrendaBear]

There’s some good TV dinners out there these days! Hell, I’d take a lunchable and wine and be happy! Where’s the TV Clicker, I’m coming!

I was actually thinking that... it's like... I remember one I enjoyed... maybe I should go get that for tonight...

 

[BrendaBear]

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*** no point whatsoever, I just thought it was funny ***

 

[NewStartQueen]

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*** no point whatsoever, I just thought it was funny ***

Reminds me of ...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Hobbled? Well, aren’t we a great group?!

We are

78° sounds fabulous! My arm will be warm with no neuropathy

That was like 9am it hit 90 today! NINETY!!!! It's April!!!

Butts and Daddies..which Daddy?

well mine was in the dog house for the short amount of time he was around today

Does this Daddy wear a belt or drawstring so he doesn’t get pantsed?

No! Pants him! Pants him! Pants him!

Think he wants a muffin in there?
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No muffins for him

Here’s a Daddy’s whose ass I get to see!

 

[Rj_1954]

Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear
Song by Elvis Presley ‧ 1957

(Lyrics)
Oh, baby let me be, your lovin' teddy bear
Put a chain around my neck, and lead me anywhere...

yeah, baby lead me anywhere...

 

[BrendaBear]

My fur babies were all hanging out… it was so cute!

 

[Sammysub07]

I was actually thinking that... it's like... I remember one I enjoyed... maybe I should go get that for tonight...

Ohh TV dinner or lunchable?! With bushmills? you’ll have to share if you do!

We are

That was like 9am it hit 90 today! NINETY!!!! It's April!!!

well mine was in the dog house for the short amount of time he was around today

No! Pants him! Pants him! Pants him!

No muffins for him

Ooof! Yeah 90° in April is a little crazy! Haha

Ohh @TXRafe this should be fun!

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And I do, like to brag
@MischiefMakerAlways
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[BrendaBear]

Ohh TV dinner or lunchable?! With bushmills? you’ll have to share if you do!

Just a TV dinner… and I am not drinking Bushmills during the week.

And I will always share with you!!!

Ooof! Yeah 90° in April is a little crazy! Haha

Yeah, that is wild. It was only 84 here.

Ohh @TXRafe this should be fun!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

My fur babies were all hanging out… it was so cute!

Lucky fur babies!
The BB Queen is jamming for us again!
Where's my lighter

 

[Rj_1954]