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[LordofDargaardkeep]

Alright, I've brought coffee for all, and given everyone ample time to wake their asses up!
I would like to see some fun in here today. So...

Let's have a little coffee talk (say it with the accent. You know the one) tell us about your coffee, and then tell us some completely made-up juicy gossip about the poster above (or someone on lit but you gotta be brave enough to tag em )

omg just shut up and kiss me and get it over with...
Do you have anything other than coffee to drink around here? Like a Monster or Redbull or something?
I like my heart rate and anxiety levels peaking while I am making out ..
You keep following me around and people are gonna start talking

 

[Chloe_Harper]

omg just shut up and kiss me and get it over with...
Do you have anything other than coffee to drink around here? Like a Monster or Redbull or something?
I like my heart rate and anxiety levels peaking while I am making out ..
You keep following me around and people are gonna start talking

You followed me in here mister!

Also, get it over with? Oh, just make a girl swoon why don't you

What if you had to shotgun a Redbull and chase it with a Monster? Would that make your heart palpitate enough for you

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

You followed me in here mister!

Also, get it over with? Oh, just make a girl swoon why don't you

What if you had to shotgun a Redbull and chase it with a Monster? Would that make your heart palpitate enough for you

look its either kissing or double stacking energy drinks... a guys heart can only handle so much stimulation in a day!
Either way you're the one stuck dealing with my neurotic ass... choose wisely grasshopper!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

look its either kissing or double stacking energy drinks... a guys heart can only handle so much stimulation in a day!
Either way you're the one stuck dealing with my neurotic ass... choose wisely grasshopper!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Who wants to come dance with me?

Also, what song do you think is the perfect song to dance to for the first time with someone new?

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Being an old romantic, I'd say this

 

[hugh_jarce69]

But for the dance you've shown in that picture it would have to be this

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Being an old romantic, I'd say this

I can't see the video or song because it's not available in my country

Being an old romantic though, I bet it's good... what is it? Who is it? Have you danced to it before?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

But for the dance you've shown in that picture it would have to be this

Oh, that's a great choice

 

[hugh_jarce69]

and if it was starting to go really well, I'd like to move to this.
Really, really slow and close

 

[Chloe_Harper]

and if it was starting to go really well, I'd like to move to this.
Really, really slow and close

Ooh, still slow and close, but definitely upping the sexy vibes of the dance. I approve!

 

[hugh_jarce69]

I can't see the video or song because it's not available in my country

Being an old romantic though, I bet it's good... what is it? Who is it? Have you danced to it before?

Can you see this? And yes I've danced to it before

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Can you see this? And yes I've danced to it before

Oh! Such a good choice!!! My favorite of the three you posted! With a fun little lift and spin when it reaches that big moment in the song

 

[hugh_jarce69]

How do you fancy dancing round the room to this? Do you reckon I could throw you over my shoulder

 

[hugh_jarce69]

This might be appropriate

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I never dance. But when I do dance for the first time with someone new, it’s to the tune of don’t stop believing. It says “let’s dance close but give room to know one another!”

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Get your dancing shoes on

 

[WestCoastBBW]

Chris Stapleton: you should probably leave. How do you make the video show up in the message?

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Chris Stapleton: you should probably leave. How do you make the video show up in the message?

That's such a great choice. Click share on the youtube clip, then on your message here click on the link icon, or ctrl+K
Then ctrl+v so paste it - and Bob's your Uncle (That's English for, its all done)

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I never dance.

*looks at your name, then back to this statement, then back to your name*
Yea, ok

But when I do dance for the first time with someone new, it’s to the tune of don’t stop believing. It says “let’s dance close but give room to know one another!”

Oh, that's a beautiful reason for that choice

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Chris Stapleton: you should probably leave. How do you make the video show up in the message?

I love this choice. Chris Stapleton has a voice that melts me, and the beat to that song is just perfect for a first time slow dance

 

[hugh_jarce69]

I love this choice. Chris Stapleton has a voice that melts me, and the beat to that song is just perfect for a first time slow dance

He's incredible isn't he. I Was Wrong is a fave of mine. The way he can go from soft, subtle tones to raging throaty roar just has me in awe

 

[Chloe_Harper]

to raging throaty roar

This describes some of his singing capabilities so perfectly! Just, exactly how I think of it but never put into words

 

[hugh_jarce69]

This describes some of his singing capabilities so perfectly! Just, exactly how I think of it but never put into words

I've tried replicating it, but I need way more whiskey I reckon

 

[Jodaily]

Ok maybe not the first dance, but second or third. Unless that first date is going really well.