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[Saltfountain]

I am actually kind of surprised something as mild and historical as figging got shamed. There is way more extreme things around here. What was the gist of the negativity?

Oohh, oohh! I know this one!

Bigots! Bigots and prudes!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Oohh, oohh! I know this one!

Bigots! Bigots and prudes!

but but there would like have to be an argument on the negative side. like in is offensive because it makes light of the injustice of show horse sales. something. overall it just seems so benign.

 

[MrsPassion]

You take one lil nap and miss everything
Vegetables totally have their place here. If Taco Bell gets a vigil, vegetables get a seat the table and any other food. Donut dick?!? Hell yes!!


Also I burned my muffins…will try again tomorrow

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You take one lil nap and miss everything
Vegetables totally have their place here. If Taco Bell gets a vigil, vegetables get a seat the table and any other food. Donut dick?!? Hell yes!!


Also I burned my muffins…will try again tomorrow

sorry about the burnt muffins. is that a euphemism?

 

[Nightbird]

You take one lil nap and miss everything
Vegetables totally have their place here. If Taco Bell gets a vigil, vegetables get a seat the table and any other food. Donut dick?!? Hell yes!!


Also I burned my muffins…will try again tomorrow

How bad did you burn them. Like a little carmalized or hockey pucks?

 

[MrsPassion]

sorry about the burnt muffins. is that a euphemism?

No…I tried “soul” cooking muffins (no recipe, no clue what I was doing) I think I used too much sugar cause they burned really quick anyways.

I’m gonna find a recipe now and just add some “soul spices”

 

[MrsPassion]

How bad did you burn them. Like a little carmalized or hockey pucks?

This. This is exactly what happened.

 

[Nightbird]

This. This is exactly what happened.

Uh is that a picture cuz if it is it didn't work?

 

[MrsPassion]

Uh is that a picture cuz if it is it didn't work?

No. I was saying them as burnt little hockey pucks is how they turned out

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I know I got the idea to try it from Lit. Don't remember who or why. If the talk was negative or positive. I thought it would be a really bad idea, but found I really like it. I don't really bake or cook, but there is still often ginger root around.

I've not tried it, but a few guys have mentioned sticking it up their ass

Now how to grow ginger without my husband getting suspicious (considering I don't eat it... This could be tricky)

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I am actually kind of surprised something as mild and historical as figging got shamed. There is way more extreme things around here. What was the gist of the negativity?

Lit is brutal. Definitely not a safe place.
Fara is legit, though. And sassy. They called that shit out and paved the way to a more inclusive today.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I've not tried it, but a few guys have mentioned sticking it up their ass

Now how to grow ginger without my husband getting suspicious (considering I don't eat it... This could be tricky)

I just buy it at the grocery store

 

[Nightbird]

No. I was saying them as burnt little hockey pucks is how they turned out

Ohhh, sorry, sometimes I need to be hit with a clue by four..

 

[jason28053]

I've not tried it, but a few guys have mentioned sticking it up their ass

Now how to grow ginger without my husband getting suspicious (considering I don't eat it... This could be tricky)

I can’t imagine he would be suspicious of ginger In the ass.

 

[MrsPassion]

I feel the need to redeem myself here. I’m actually great in the kitchen. It’s baking that beats me. So here is one of my Holiday Charcuterie Boards that I make

 

[Nightbird]

I feel the need to redeem myself here. I’m actually great in the kitchen. It’s baking that beats me. So here is one of my Holiday Charcuterie Boards that I make
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That looks really good...

 

[MrsPassion]

That looks really good...

Why thank you I make one every year for Thanksgiving they are massive and take a lot of time. That tray is 48” and they usually weigh about 15lbs when done. But we have a large family so there’s never anything left

 

[StillRain]

Oohh, oohh! I know this one!

Bigots! Bigots and prudes!

The PG is way less kink accepting than it likes to portray itself as.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I can’t imagine he would be suspicious of ginger In the ass.

Just, for the love of colorectal surgeons everywhere; flare the base.

 

[jason28053]

Just, for the love of colorectal surgeons everybody; flare the base.

Noted!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I just buy it at the grocery store

I feel like that would be more suspicious.

Ugh. I'm going to have to talk to him about it

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I feel like that would be more suspicious.

Ugh. I'm going to have to talk to him about it

or just say you are making potpourri. I am sure he will be mad excited to check out your homemade potpourri when it is finally complete...ok not likely so seems safe.

 

[Nightbird]

So I have a question about ginger.. Has anyone seriously inserted in an orafice and was it peeled first? I mean, wouldn't that hurt and burn?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So I have a question about ginger.. Has anyone seriously inserted in an orafice and was it peeled first? I mean, wouldn't that hurt and burn?

yes. warm tingle is my description.

 

[Nightbird]

yes. warm tingle is my description.

Ohhh, so it feels good?