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[Indie]

I feel the need to redeem myself here. I’m actually great in the kitchen. It’s baking that beats me. So here is one of my Holiday Charcuterie Boards that I make
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This is what I call an adult lunchable!

 

[Nightbird]

yes, I enjoy it. I've also tried playing around with it in some ways, like ice as a contrast. I like different sensations.

That sounds like fun. I once used an ice cube with a Woman I was with it was fun and she seemed to enjoy it.

 

[ihflrm]

I'm just trying to catch up with this new thread. Great idea!

 

[MrsPassion]

This is what I call an adult lunchable!

you should see how everyone gets all wiggly and excited when it’s put down and uncovered exactly like getting a lunchable as a kid “are those mini pumpkin pies?!” Which was the equivalent of getting the skittles in your lunchable

 

[Nightbird]

I'm just trying to catch up with this new thread. Great idea!

Welcome to the thread!

 

[Indie]

you should see how everyone gets all wiggly and excited when it’s put down and uncovered exactly like getting a lunchable as a kid “are those mini pumpkin pies?!” Which was the equivalent of getting the skittles in your lunchable

I can imagine! It's beautiful! I like to make boards like this and have friends over. We'll sit around the table, snack, drink wine, and talk shit until my husband has to carry me to bed

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I can imagine! It's beautiful! I like to make boards like this and have friends over. We'll sit around the table, snack, drink wine, and talk shit until my husband has to carry me to bed

I'm the friend that goes to the houses of women who make these kinds of boards, encourage them to drink that much wine, and calls them shark coochie boards. A well rounded group takes all types.

 

[Nightbird]

I'm the friend that goes to the houses of women who make these kinds of boards, encourage them to drink that much wine, and calls them shark coochie boards. A well rounded group takes all types.

LMAO @ Shark Coochie...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

LMAO @ Shark Coochie...

it is funnier with wine.

 

[StillRain]

So I have a question about ginger.. Has anyone seriously inserted in an orafice and was it peeled first? I mean, wouldn't that hurt and burn?

Yes and peel. That’s where the fun lies.

 

[stressedsubject]

Im so impressed. Thats a perfect katsu and veggies. Did you use a box curry like House? Back when there was a Japanese restaurant called Curry House, they had this dish called keema curry and it was ground beef with enoki mushrooms in curry with a soft boiled egg on top. Looks like shit when i make it the copy cat version but taste so good!

And.... all of a sudden im even more glad i signed up for @PlanetaryNebula 's cougar camp.

Hardly impressive. Working with panko is so annoying because it browns so easily. In it was carrots, potatoes and butternut squash. For the curry part I sometimes used the boxed Japanese Curry from S&B "Golden Curry" with those little break away blocks. But they do have just the curry powder which I prefer and I just make my own cornstarch slurry.

Boxed Curry
Curry Powder

sure. There will be the occasional boobs

Seems I missed boobs

 

[Nightbird]

it is funnier with wine.

Oh I bet it is.. Not much of a wine drinker myself.

 

[Nightbird]

Yes and peel. That’s where the fun lies.

Makes me think of a time when I made the mistake of using Nair on my pubic hair.. GAAAHH did that BURN..

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Makes me think of a time when I made the mistake of using Nair on my pubic hair.. GAAAHH did that BURN..

yeah, maybe you should go slowly with the ginger. I am team nair for pubic hair removal too.

 

[MrsPassion]

I'm the friend that goes to the houses of women who make these kinds of boards, encourage them to drink that much wine, and calls them shark coochie boards. A well rounded group takes all types.

We say “Car Coochie” at least until we get around my in laws

I can imagine! It's beautiful! I like to make boards like this and have friends over. We'll sit around the table, snack, drink wine, and talk shit until my husband has to carry me to bed

indie!!! I keep tryna tell ya we’re destined to be friends

 

[Nightbird]

yeah, maybe you should go slowly with the ginger. I am team nair for pubic hair removal too.

Oh no worries I am NOT sticking Ginger Root in my ass.

 

[ihflrm]

Oh no worries I am NOT sticking Ginger Root in my ass.

Talk about a burn!

 

[default24]

Oh no worries I am NOT sticking Ginger Root in my ass.

You don't know what you're missing out on

 

[Nightbird]

You don't know what you're missing out on

Sorry that's a hard pass for me.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Oh no worries I am NOT sticking Ginger Root in my ass.

your loss. though I am more a fan of the ginger dildo myself.

 

[Indie]

I'm the friend that goes to the houses of women who make these kinds of boards, encourage them to drink that much wine, and calls them shark coochie boards. A well rounded group takes all types.

Let's be those kind of friends

 

[Nightbird]

your loss. though I am more a fan of the ginger dildo myself.

I like my Ginger in the form of Redheaded Women.

 

[Indie]

yeah, maybe you should go slowly with the ginger. I am team nair for pubic hair removal too.

I'm a fan of Magic Shave Cream. @PrettyLilPussy19 sold me on it when she said it made her as smooth as a baby seal.

 

[default24]

your loss. though I am more a fan of the ginger dildo myself.

It all depends on how it's prepared, right?

 

[Indie]

indie!!! I keep tryna tell ya we’re destined to be friends

Let's make it happen, lady!