🍒🍓The Fucking Fruit Stand🍎🍑

[Deleted member 6568729]

You don't know what you're missing out on

Storytime?

 

[Nightbird]

I'm a fan of Magic Shave Cream. @PrettyLilPussy19 sold me on it when she said it made her as smooth as a baby seal.

Whats Magic Shave Cream?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Whats Magic Shave Cream?

Hair removal cream. It's not made for your bits, but does a damn good job.

 

[Nightbird]

Hair removal cream. It's not made for your bits, but does a damn good job.

Oh so it's like Nair??

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Oh so it's like Nair??

Mmhmm. But better, IMO. Nair never worked for me.

 

[Nightbird]

Mmhmm. But better, IMO. Nair never worked for me.

Don't you get chemical burns from it? Using it in sensitive areas?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Don't you get chemical burns from it? Using it in sensitive areas?

The first time or two I left it on too long, I think. But since then it's been smooth sailing. Very smooth.

 

[Nightbird]

The first time or two I left it on too long, I think. But since then it's been smooth sailing. Very smooth.

Sounds sexy.. Is it available in Canada?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Sounds sexy.. Is it available in Canada?

Do I look like Amazon to you?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Don't you get chemical burns from it? Using it in sensitive areas?

I do not. I've not tried this one, but I mostly use nair or veet. have never had an issue.

 

[Nightbird]

Do I look like Amazon to you?

No of course not.. Sorry..

 

[Nightbird]

I do not. I've not tried this one, but I mostly use nair or veet. have never had an issue.

I once used Nair on my testicles it burned really really bad..

 

[StillRain]

yeah, maybe you should go slowly with the ginger. I am team nair for pubic hair removal too.

I’ve never tried nair, I always go the wax.

 

[Nightbird]

I’ve never tried nair, I always go the wax.

Doesn't that hurt?

 

[StillRain]

Doesn't that hurt?

No, waxing the shins is worse.

 

[Nightbird]

No, waxing the shins is worse.

Really?? I'm not going to wax anything I have a low pain tolerance..

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I’ve never tried nair, I always go the wax.

yeah, I don't have the bravery for that. I bought an epilator once, tried my leg. I now have a self protection weapon. Dude may not recognize it, but if I touch it to his arm, he is going to do whatever I say to avoid it again. I expect waxing to be just as bad.

so yeah, I don't have the bravery for wax. But stick ginger where? ok sounds good totally works

 

[Whiskeyjack]

But stick ginger where? ok sounds good totally works

Ahh... Lit, you've changed the produce aisle for me forever.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Ahh... Lit, you've changed the produce aisle for me forever.

oh, lies, how have you watched porn and still have an innocent view of the produce aisle? like ginger isn't just the beginning.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

oh, lies, how have you watched porn and still have an innocent view of the produce aisle? like ginger isn't just the beginning.

Well, it used to be just the cucumber bin, and occasionally the eggplants (if you squint real hard and pretend they look like the emojis). Now it's damn near everything.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well, it used to be just the cucumber bin, and occasionally the eggplants (if you squint real hard and pretend they look like the emojis). Now it's damn near everything.

don't forget the corn. textured and everything.

 

[Nightbird]

don't forget the corn. textured and everything.

Corn Porn

 

[Whiskeyjack]

don't forget the corn. textured and everything.

Oh, I know! They call it "cornholing" for a reason.
They do. Not me. They. Other people.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Oh, I know! They call it "cornholing" for a reason.
They do. Not me. They. Other people.

don't forget the zucchini and squash families. I can keep ruining produce if needed.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

don't forget the zucchini and squash families. I can keep ruining produce if needed.

Does that really ruin the produce? Or just make it taste even better?