🍒🍓The Fucking Fruit Stand🍎🍑

[stressedsubject]

I'm sorry haha I couldn't resist

The joke or wanting the cookie. I totally understand both hahaha

 

[RosewoodTulip]

There's other ways to get the cookie

Oh really. Cos I really do like co...okies

 

[stressedsubject]

Oh really. Cos I really do like co...okies

I'm sure we can work something out and get your mouth stuffed

 

[Lord Pmann]

I misread this… I thought the was the fruit fucking stand.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I misread this… I thought the was the fruit fucking stand.

It also is... which fruit are you into fucking?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I misread this… I thought the was the fruit fucking stand.

sometimes it is. depends on who is in here. Vegetables are also permitted. and donuts.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

So... did everyone see @Bbl87 's dick this weekend besides me?

 

[MrsPassion]

So... did everyone see @Bbl87 's dick this weekend besides me?

What?!?! I’ve been fighting a cold all weekend?!? I missed it!!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So... did everyone see @Bbl87 's dick this weekend besides me?

yeah, it was a big thing.

 

[Lord Pmann]

It also is... which fruit are you into fucking?

For a guy, the melons would be the most fuckable fruits. For a girl, I suspect a cucumber or a banana are the obvious choices.

I think a watermelon truly is the best course of action.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

What?!?! I’ve been fighting a cold all weekend?!? I missed it!!

From the posts i was tagged in, it seemed like he was having some success making people ask for it

Are you better? How was your muffins? Did you end up fucking it up?

yeah, it was a big thing.

So @Bbl87 keeps telling me. But wont show me.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I think a watermelon truly is the best course of action.

So i just read there might be scientific proof of this in thr form of a video?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Look at this cucumber that arrived the other day. I took a pic because it was so brilliant.

 

[Lord Pmann]

So i just read there might be scientific proof of this in thr form of a video?

I have never fucked a fruit. But I do know a certain person who spent a large part of her day looking up watermelon fucking videos.

 

[MrsPassion]

From the posts i was tagged in, it seemed like he was having some success making people ask for it

Are you better? How was your muffins? Did you end up fucking it up?

Well I’m certainly not asking lol feel he should just offer ya know.

Muffins fucking sucked, definitely could not eat or fuck them. such a gawddamn waste.

I’m recovering slowly. Probably be days before I’m fully back on here

That’s a beautiful cucumber above. That curve *bites lip*

 

[alwaysaway]

I have never fucked a fruit. But I do know a certain person who spent a large part of her day looking up watermelon fucking videos.

Only until I received yours.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Look at this cucumber that arrived the other day. I took a pic because it was so brilliant.

Im kind of wondering about the tip on the smaller end. Like should one cut that off to make it smooth or leave it as is?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Only until I received yours.

So... were there a lot of watermelon fucking videos?

 

[alwaysaway]

So... were there a lot of watermelon fucking videos?

From @Lord Pmann? Yes. Relentless.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

From @Lord Pmann? Yes. Relentless.

how many ways can someone fuck a watermelon?

and was it a personal size watermelon or something bigger?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Im kind of wondering about the tip on the smaller end. Like should one cut that off to make it smooth or leave it as is?

well, I think testing, for science, is the only way to go. so um both. and report back

 

[Lord Pmann]

how many ways can someone fuck a watermelon?

and was it a personal size watermelon or something bigger?

I only thought the one way. But alwaysaway insisted that the best way was to cut it down the center and fuck it all open and messy like. But the problem is, there’s zero tightness to that. It’s like throwing your dick down a sticky, messy hallway. You want to throw your dick into a sticky, messy pipe or a sticky, messy tube.

The half watermelon is just pure chaos and I disagree with its setup. I severely doubt alwaysaway ever even had a dick.

 

[Bbl87]

So... did everyone see @Bbl87 's dick this weekend besides me?

Nope, not everyone.

yeah, it was a big thing.

From the posts i was tagged in, it seemed like he was having some success making people ask for it

So @Bbl87 keeps telling me. But wont show me.

Nah, just one. And technically she asked you if she could I guess if you read it.

And you haven't asked.

And @Justadesperatewifeandmom will attest, it takes a couple angles. Proportions make pictures weird.

Well I’m certainly not asking lol feel he should just offer ya know.

I'm hardcore on the whole consent thing. I don't do unsolicited, and me offering it to you is putting pressure on you to accept. So ya.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

well, I think testing, for science, is the only way to go. so um both. and report back

This is the only cumcumber i have though?

 

[alwaysaway]

I only thought the one way. But alwaysaway insisted that the best way was to cut it down the center and fuck it all open and messy like. But the problem is, there’s zero tightness to that. It’s like throwing your dick down a sticky, messy hallway. You want to throw your dick into a sticky, messy pipe or a sticky, messy tube.

The half watermelon is just pure chaos and I disagree with its setup. I severely doubt alwaysaway ever even had a dick.

And there, people, is the admission you were all waiting for. You’re welcome.