🍒🍓The Fucking Fruit Stand🍎🍑

[MrsPassion]

are these all unfortunate English names for foods?
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I mean for such classy people…their food has absolutely misleading names

 

[Bry1313]

I mean, food is sexy.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

are these all unfortunate English names for foods?
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Yes they are

 

[SiFi]

are these all unfortunate English names for foods?
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Oh but there are many more.
Lancashire Hot Pot
Hot cross buns
Pulled pork bap
Iced buns

 

[positiveflirt]

Oh but there are many more.
Lancashire Hot Pot
Hot cross buns
Pulled pork bap
Iced buns

Putting in a good word here for Toad In The Hole

 

[SiFi]

Putting in a good word here for Toad In The Hole

Oh how could I forget that one.
And of course Scotland's Cock-a-leekie soup.

 

[SiFi]

I just add the traditional British staple of
Bangers and Mash.

 

[30bandits]

no melons in this fruit stand ?

 

[Bbl87]

@MrsPassion

This one's for you.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

@MrsPassion

This one's for you.

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Is this like a Lacroix or is this something different?

 

[MrsPassion]

Is this like a Lacroix or is this something different?

It’s gross is what it is

@MrsPassion

This one's for you.

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why do this to yourself? You deserve so much better

 

[stressedsubject]

It’s gross is what it is

why do this to yourself? You deserve so much better

Sprite will always be at the top

 

[Bbl87]

Is this like a Lacroix or is this something different?

Not remotely. Lacroix is like you're drinking TV static while thinking really hard about fruit.

Fresca is an actual soda, flavored with grapefruit.

It’s gross is what it is

why do this to yourself? You deserve so much better

So, I will qualify it by saying it HAS to be ice cold. I can't drink it warm or even chilled, ice cold only. But lord is it refreshing.

And none of the Lit ladies are around to leave their taste on my lips, so I gotta have something.

 

[Nightbird]

My Dinner it was delicious

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Not remotely. Lacroix is like you're drinking TV static while thinking really hard about fruit.

Fresca is an actual soda, flavored with grapefruit.

Lacroix sounds better

My Dinner it was delicious

I dont like pizza
(Jk... just channeling you)

 

[Bbl87]

Lacroix sounds better

*Deletes the dick pic I was saving for you...*

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

*Deletes the dick pic I was saving for you...*

Cause youre taking a new updated one just for me? Got it.

 

[Bbl87]

Cause youre taking a new updated one just for me? Got it.

Nah, you don't really want one. I might take another one for @Justadesperatewifeandmom though.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Nah, you don't really want one. I might take another one for @Justadesperatewifeandmom though.

Are you trying to make OP jealous of my box?

 

[Bbl87]

Are you trying to make OP jealous of my box?

I mean, you're the only one thats asked. And I didn't figure you'd mind more of my dick in your box.

 

[MrsPassion]

So, I will qualify it by saying it HAS to be poured down the drain. I can't drink it at all and no one should. But lord is it awful, I mean really bad.

And none of the Lit ladies are around to leave their taste on my lips, because I drink Fresca .

FIFY

 

[Bbl87]

FIFY

That got savage there at the end. Well played.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I mean, you're the only one thats asked. And I didn't figured you'd mind more of my dick in your box.

Well I haven't had any of your dick in my box today, so yeah, sure, why not.

 

[Nightbird]

I dont like pizza
(Jk... just channeling you)

Oh come on there must be foods you don't like..

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I would both fuck to eat that bread pudding and fuck the bread pudding. Way more fuckable than a sandwich.

So I guess your secret is out, you little dessert whore.