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[Indie]

I would both fuck to eat that bread pudding and fuck the bread pudding. Way more fuckable than a sandwich.

So I guess your secret is out, you little dessert whore.

 

[MrsPassion]

That got savage there at the end. Well played.

But I blew you a kiss so not like super savage

 

[Bbl87]

But I blew you a kiss so not like super savage

You'd have to blow alot more than a kiss to repair the damage done to my soul...

 

[MrsPassion]

You'd have to blow alot more than a kiss to repair the damage done to my soul...

Alright…laying it on there pretty thick bud I’m sorry for breaking your soul. How about a nice refreshing Fresca?

 

[Bbl87]

How about a nice refreshing Fresca?

That delicious bridge had already been burned, m'lady.

 

[MrsPassion]

That delicious bridge had already been burned, m'lady.

I’ll give you one of my Reese’s cups but that’s my final offer!!

 

[Bbl87]

I’ll give you one of my Reese’s cups but that’s my final offer!!

Is it one of the ones with pretzel pieces? Those things are the shit!

 

[MrsPassion]

Is it one of the ones with pretzel pieces? Those things are the shit!

Oh my gosh, no…noooo!!
It’s the perfect, no pretzel needed, original Reese’s Cup

 

[Bbl87]

Oh my gosh, no…noooo!!
It’s the perfect, no pretzel needed, original Reese’s Cup

I mean, don't get me wrong, the originals are good and all, but...

 

[Indie]

Oh my gosh, no…noooo!!
It’s the perfect, no pretzel needed, original Reese’s Cup

I would do some shady things for one of those

 

[Mr_bogey]

I mean, you're the only one thats asked. And I didn't figure you'd mind more of my dick in your box.

Have you been listening to justa's audio thread? Justa's inbox is like her co-worker's hotel room, we all hang out there in our underwear on Friday night.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Have you been listening to justa's audio thread? Justa's inbox is like her co-worker's hotel room, we all hang out there in our underwear on Friday night.

I maintain pants are highly over rated. And the box parties are now Friday and Saturday nights as I really need a fucking hobby.

 

[MrsPassion]

I would do some shady things for one of those

You and me both. Slut me out for a Reese’s cup. I don’t care

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I would do some shady things for one of those

You and me both. Slut me out for a Reese’s cup. I don’t care

Ladies... know your worth...
I dont put out unless i get a fancy chocolate like this cause im a classy bitch.

https://imgur.com/a/Nm7DkdX

 

[Nightbird]

Ladies... know your worth...
I dont put out unless i get a fancy chocolate like this cause im a classy bitch.

https://imgur.com/a/Nm7DkdX

<--- Taking Notes.

 

[Indie]

Ladies... know your worth...
I dont put out unless i get a fancy chocolate like this cause im a classy bitch.

https://imgur.com/a/Nm7DkdX

I'm a cheap bitch, baby! Throw in some Kit Kats and Twix and I'd let you tap all 3 holes.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'm a cheap bitch, baby! Throw in some Kit Kats and Twix and I'd let you tap all 3 holes.

Oooh i have kit kats and twix... would you take fun size?

 

[Bbl87]

Oooh i have kit kats and twix... would you take fun size?

I mean, I'd at least offer you the share size.

 

[Indie]

Oooh i have kit kats and twix... would you take fun size?

No, what kind of girl do you take me for???


Yes, meet me out back in 5.

 

[MrsPassion]

Ladies... know your worth...
I dont put out unless i get a fancy chocolate like this cause im a classy bitch.

https://imgur.com/a/Nm7DkdX

My worth is precisely one king size package of original Reese’s Cup

Fancy chocolate is all good and well and I enjoy me some $50 truffles when the mood strikes. But you don’t get “Freak Nasty MrsP” for fancy chocolate. You get dirty MrsP for Reese’s. It’s the difference between “choke me with pearls” and “spit in my mouth and say ‘good slut’” and I’ll be honest with you…I rarely wear my pearls these days


Too far? I’ve been in bed sick for days. Gotta lot of pent up outrageousness

 

[Indie]

My worth is precisely one king size package of original Reese’s Cup

Fancy chocolate is all good and well and I enjoy me some $50 truffles when the mood strikes. But you don’t get “Freak Nasty MrsP” for fancy chocolate. You get dirty MrsP for Reese’s. It’s the difference between “choke me with pearls” and “spit in my mouth and say ‘good slut’” and I’ll be honest with you…I rarely wear my pearls these days


Too far? I’ve been in bed sick for days. Gotta lot of pent up outrageousness

Not too far! Cheap Indie wants guys to turn my mouth into a daycare center.

 

[MrsPassion]

Not too far! Cheap Indie wants guys to turn my mouth into a daycare center.

Indie you are amazing and 100% my kind of lady.

Please tell me you’re a Leo lol

 

[Bbl87]

Yes, meet me out back in 5.

 

[Indie]

Indie you are amazing and 100% my kind of lady.

Please tell me you’re a Leo lol

Sorry, boo. Virgo here. Can we still be friends?

 

[MrsPassion]

Sorry, boo. Virgo here. Can we still be friends?

umm yes, I freaking love virgos!!!