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[Indie]

Shush!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Im gonna risk it

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I mean, If at least offer you the share size.

Accurate representation of what you have to offer?

 

[Bbl87]

Accurate representation of what you have to offer?
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Well, I done been fixed, so minus the father's day part.

 

[Bbl87]

You get dirty MrsP for Reese’s. It’s the difference between “choke me with pearls” and “spit in my mouth and say ‘good slut’” and I’ll be honest with you…I rarely wear my pearls these days

Umm...

I just now saw this.

Don't mind me, I'm just running to the store...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Well, I done been fixed, so minus the father's day part.

Fixed is the best kind of dick.

 

[Bbl87]

Fixed is the best kind of dick.

Hasn't made a difference here. Though I won't lie, not the first time I've heard that.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

@Indiesoul ive been waiting for longer than 5... i might start eating this myself.

 

[Indie]

@Indiesoul ive been waiting for longer than 5... i might start eating this myself.

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Sorry. Daddy's home.

 

[Bbl87]

Sorry. Daddy's home.

OP done got beaver dammed.

 

[MrsPassion]

Umm...

I just now saw this.

Don't mind me, I'm just running to the store...

King size!!! It’s gotta be the king sized!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is there anything better than crispy chocolate??

 

[Bbl87]

King size!!! It’s gotta be the king sized!!

I mean, you can ask arou... oh, you mean the candy.

 

[Photog1rl]

OP done got beaver dammed.

Didn’t she leave you on the back porch too.

 

[MrsPassion]

I mean, you can ask arou... oh, you mean the candy.

It applies in both circumstances.

 

[Bbl87]

It applies in both circumstances.

Well, I'm 1 for 2 at least...

 

[Bbl87]

Didn’t she leave you on the back porch too.

Twice now!

 

[MrsPassion]

Well, I'm 1 for 2 at least...

No chocolate…no cookie. Dr’s orders.

 

[Bbl87]

No chocolate…no cookie. Dr’s orders.

 

[MrsPassion]

 

[stressedsubject]

My worth is precisely one king size package of original Reese’s Cup

Fancy chocolate is all good and well and I enjoy me some $50 truffles when the mood strikes. But you don’t get “Freak Nasty MrsP” for fancy chocolate. You get dirty MrsP for Reese’s. It’s the difference between “choke me with pearls” and “spit in my mouth and say ‘good slut’” and I’ll be honest with you…I rarely wear my pearls these days


Too far? I’ve been in bed sick for days. Gotta lot of pent up outrageousness

No chocolate…no cookie. Dr’s orders.

What about this ladies? Particularly what kind of MrsP will I get?

 

[Indie]

OP done got beaver dammed.

Didn’t she leave you on the back porch too.

Twice now!

I'm all talk and no walk, guys. Sorry. I don't even know what e-boning is.

 

[MrsPassion]

What about this ladies? Particularly what kind of MrsP will I get?

This is pearls MrsP *pinkies out*

 

[Bbl87]

I'm all talk and no walk, guys. Sorry. I don't even know what e-boning is.

Don't worry, I'll console OP. When she finally makes her request.

 

[MrsPassion]

I'm all talk and no walk, guys. Sorry. I don't even know what e-boning is.

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