🍒🍓The Fucking Fruit Stand🍎🍑

[Bbl87]

Good luck, buddy. If that fails, you can always ask them to meet you out back in 5.

Ooooooh no. Not that again.

And if that fails, I'm going to tell her I'm giving out free extra large hot dickings tonight. That should do the trick.

 

[Indie]

Ooooooh no. Not that again.

And if that fails, I'm going to tell her I'm giving out free extra large hot dickings tonight. That should do the trick.

Actually, you should start with that. I don't see how it could go wrong.

 

[Bbl87]

Actually, you should start with that. I don't see how it could go wrong.

You may have a point... hot dickings should be my lead...

 

[Indie]

You may have a point... hot dickings should be my lead...

Peace be with you.

 

[Bbl87]

Peace be with you.

I've been going to a Lutheran church too long. I reflexively said, and also with you.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I've been going to a Lutheran church too long. I reflexively said, and also with you.

Whose hand did you shake?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Whose hand did you shake?

And did you shake his hand or something else?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

And did you shake his hand or something else?

I’m strictly forbidden.

 

[Bbl87]

Whose hand did you shake?

We don't share the peace any more after COVID. Thank goodness. I hated that.

 

[stressedsubject]

You can deep throat a cookie?

Probably not deep throat a cookie but, I would like to savor the cookie.

 

[Lmizzler]

Don't be so sure. I have an awful gag reflex, but deep throating is somehow not an issue.

That’s my girl!

 

[Indie]

That’s my girl!

Hey handsome, have you ever tried to deep throat anything?

 

[Lmizzler]

Hey handsome, have you ever tried to deep throat anything?

Just every ice cream cone I’ve ever cum across.

 

[Indie]

Just every ice cream cone I’ve ever cum across.

Hmm. Now there's a topping I've never tried before.

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

Hmm. Now there's a topping I've never tried before.

There's a first time for everything!

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

Well well well what have we here? This thread has potential

 

[stressedsubject]

When it comes to food I don't deep throat I inhale

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Why did nobody suggest as a phallic symbol? It's always in my recent emojis.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Why did nobody suggest as a phallic symbol? It's always in my recent emojis.

That’s like all those crotch novels that say things like, “ He speared her with his meat sword,” or “ He pierced her….” Horror…sheer horror!

 

[Bbl87]

That’s like all those crotch novels that say things like, “ He speared her with his meat sword,” or “ He pierced her….” Horror…sheer horror!

Crotch novel is my new favorite term of the day.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Crotch novel is my new favorite term of the day.

Glad I could help.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Cherry nipples

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Cherry nipples pair well with:

Pool party!

 

[Lmizzler]

https://imgur.com/a/TeIDTXl

 

[MrsPassion]

Oh shoot. Leave it to me to start a thread and then get sick and forget about it

And I missed the pool party