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[MrsPassion]

Depends on the dick build. Some are built more like a , some more like a . Could also be an option?

Is it a fresh baguette or a day old one? Fresh is too soft

 

[Bbl87]

Is it a fresh baguette or a day old one? Fresh is too soft

Day old can be crusty.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

You’re ruining the phrase “a nice crusty baguette“ for me.

 

[MrsPassion]

Day old can be crusty.

Well that takes baguette out of the running

 

[Cyber_Bella]

If we call the eggplant Aubergine, does it make it more erotic?

 

[Nightbird]

If we call the eggplant Aubergine, does it make it more erotic?

Maybe more exotic?

 

[MrsPassion]

If we call the eggplant Aubergine, does it make it more erotic?

Anything that sounds vaguely French immediately becomes more erotic

 

[Nightbird]

Anything that sounds vaguely French immediately becomes more erotic

Parlez vous en Francais Madame?

 

[SiFi]

When y'all find the correct terms, let me know what they are. asking for a friends personal ad.

The collective nouns for dicks is a Fluddle.

 

[Nightbird]

The collective nouns for dicks is a Fluddle.

Are you sure? I thought it was Peni (pronounced Peen - Eye)

 

[MrsPassion]

Parlez vous en Francais Madame?

No, I wish I did

 

[Nightbird]

No, I wish I did

I had to take it in Highschool in order to graduate. I only remember a bit of it.

 

[Indie]

How about a ?

 

[MrsPassion]

How about a ?

Yes! In the bun at that!!! This one has my vote!!

 

[Nightbird]

Yes! In the bun at that!!! This one has my vote!!

Do you want Ketchup on it? Or just mustard?

 

[Indie]

Yes! In the bun at that!!! This one has my vote!!

Though I think the has more sex appeal.

And there's a sentence I never imagined myself saying.

 

[crazychemgirl]

How about a ?

Anyone remember the overtly sexual bun and hot dog video from the drive-in?

 

[Bbl87]

How about a ?

Only of you're offering to be the bun.

 

[Indie]

Anyone remember the overtly sexual bun and hot dog video from the drive-in?

No, but here's this instead

 

[Briefsencounter]

 

[Indie]

Only of you're offering to be the bun.

My buns are taken, but you could maybe create a personal titled "I'll be the hot dog to your buns"

 

[crazychemgirl]

No, but here's this instead

 

[peekingone]

No, but here's this instead

gang bang hot dog style?

 

[Bbl87]

My buns are taken, but you could maybe create a personal titled "I'll be the hot dog to your buns"

Might try to use that pickup line tonight...

 

[Indie]

Might try to use that pickup line tonight...

Good luck, buddy. If that fails, you can always ask them to meet you out back in 5.