🍒🍓The Fucking Fruit Stand🍎🍑

[Bbl87]

Is it a fresh baguette or a day old one? Fresh is too soft

Day old can be crusty.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

You’re ruining the phrase “a nice crusty baguette“ for me.

 

[MrsPassion]

Day old can be crusty.

Well that takes baguette out of the running

 

[Cyber_Bella]

If we call the eggplant Aubergine, does it make it more erotic?

 

[Nightbird]

If we call the eggplant Aubergine, does it make it more erotic?

Maybe more exotic?

 

[MrsPassion]

If we call the eggplant Aubergine, does it make it more erotic?

Anything that sounds vaguely French immediately becomes more erotic

 

[Nightbird]

Anything that sounds vaguely French immediately becomes more erotic

Parlez vous en Francais Madame?

 

[SiFi]

When y'all find the correct terms, let me know what they are. asking for a friends personal ad.

The collective nouns for dicks is a Fluddle.

 

[Nightbird]

The collective nouns for dicks is a Fluddle.

Are you sure? I thought it was Peni (pronounced Peen - Eye)

 

[MrsPassion]

Parlez vous en Francais Madame?

No, I wish I did

 

[Nightbird]

No, I wish I did

I had to take it in Highschool in order to graduate. I only remember a bit of it.

 

[Indie]

How about a ?

 

[MrsPassion]

How about a ?

Yes! In the bun at that!!! This one has my vote!!

 

[Nightbird]

Yes! In the bun at that!!! This one has my vote!!

Do you want Ketchup on it? Or just mustard?

 

[Indie]

Yes! In the bun at that!!! This one has my vote!!

Though I think the has more sex appeal.

And there's a sentence I never imagined myself saying.

 

[crazychemgirl]

How about a ?

Anyone remember the overtly sexual bun and hot dog video from the drive-in?

 

[Bbl87]

How about a ?

Only of you're offering to be the bun.

 

[Indie]

Anyone remember the overtly sexual bun and hot dog video from the drive-in?

No, but here's this instead

 

[Briefsencounter]

 

[Indie]

Only of you're offering to be the bun.

My buns are taken, but you could maybe create a personal titled "I'll be the hot dog to your buns"

 

[crazychemgirl]

No, but here's this instead

 

[peekingone]

No, but here's this instead

gang bang hot dog style?

 

[Bbl87]

My buns are taken, but you could maybe create a personal titled "I'll be the hot dog to your buns"

Might try to use that pickup line tonight...

 

[Indie]

Might try to use that pickup line tonight...

Good luck, buddy. If that fails, you can always ask them to meet you out back in 5.

 

[Bbl87]

Good luck, buddy. If that fails, you can always ask them to meet you out back in 5.

Ooooooh no. Not that again.

And if that fails, I'm going to tell her I'm giving out free extra large hot dickings tonight. That should do the trick.