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[Mr_bogey]

Why are always inclined to deep throat food object that represent phallic objects?

Can't say when it started but it's been going on for a while.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I mean, doesn't make sense to me. Missing alot of tastiness. But then again, I can't deepthroat anything to begin with.

So you've tried?

 

[Bbl87]

So you've tried?

Speaking purely theorically. My gag reflex is terrible. I'd be the worst at giving head. Again, theoretically.

 

[Indie]

Speaking purely theorically. My gag reflex is terrible. I'd be the worst at giving head. Again, theoretically.

Don't be so sure. I have an awful gag reflex, but deep throating is somehow not an issue.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I think it depends on how committed you are to the act itself. I can’t see @Bbl87 being that committed to deep throating anything.

 

[Bbl87]

I think it depends on how committed you are to the act itself. I can’t see @Bbl87 being that committed to deep throating anything.

I can't either.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I can't either.

I’m very committed. Just saying.

 

[Bbl87]

I’m very committed. Just saying.

Lucky man in your life. It is definitely a skill I can appreciate. Just one I can't perform.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Lucky man in your life. It is definitely a skill I can appreciate. Just one I can't perform.

Men. I have so many.

 

[Bbl87]

Men. I have so many.

Lucky... gaggle of men then? Is a group of men called a gaggle? Maybe a herd? Flock? I like gaggle just based on the subject matter though.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Lucky... gaggle of men then? Is a group of men called a gaggle? Maybe a herd? Flock? I like gaggle just based on the subject matter though.

Stable…I affectionately call it a harem.

 

[Bbl87]

Stable…I affectionately call it a harem.

Stable is good. Is that only for the ones that are hung like horses, though? Harem is also fair. Lucky concubines you have, then.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Stable is good. Is that only for the ones that are hung like horses, though? Harem is also fair. Lucky concubines you have, then.

Basically I’m full of crap. I have neither.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

When y'all find the correct terms, let me know what they are. asking for a friends personal ad.

 

[Bbl87]

Basically I’m full of crap. I have neither.

By choice. I'm fairly certain you'd have a flurry of applications to join your harem should you desire.

 

[MrsPassion]

When y'all find the correct terms, let me know what they are. asking for a friends personal ad.

Groupies always had a nice ring to it

 

[Cyber_Bella]

By choice. I'm fairly certain you'd have a flurry of applications to join your harem should you desire.

You’re sweet, but no.

 

[Bbl87]

You’re sweet, but no.

When I first saw that, I totally read it as "You're a sweet ho." And I was like dang... accurate.

 

[MrsPassion]

I still find it a little odd that the eggplant emoji is used as a penis emoji. I just never considered eggplants to be phallic. The 'regular' purple eggplants of my youth were too bulbous to think of as a potential penile replacements.

So I searched all the iOS emojis and the eggplant is the only one that’s phallic so maybe that’s why It’d be weird if you were asking for some D and sent a head of broccoli

 

[Indie]

So I searched all the iOS emojis and the eggplant is the only one that’s phallic so maybe that’s why It’d be weird if you were asking for some D and sent a head of broccoli

Depends which end you're inserting though, right?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Cucumber dammit it’s been dismembered!

 

[MrsPassion]

Depends which end you're inserting though, right?

For us expert level pervs—totally
Lol for the general population it might be confusing

 

[MrsPassion]

Cucumber dammit it’s been dismembered!

The humor… it’s so dark

 

[Bbl87]

Cucumber dammit it’s been dismembered!

Depends on the dick build. Some are built more like a , some more like a . Could also be an option?

 

[MrsPassion]

Can you make a poll inside a thread?
We should take a bite vote on which is the most phallic emoji. Let the pervs decide what you should send your late night booty call. What’s the “come and get it” bat signal?