🍬🍺🧁 Oh Tater Tot.. Oh Tater Tot..How do I love thee!

Whilst I enjoy a good tot (also, tit), I find tater tots to be low in the hierarchy of potato dishes.

To me, fries are king. I could eat fries every single day. In fact, many times I do, as I could live on the diet of a 6 year old and be happy.

Yet you order burgers outside of the meal deal they are presented with. Freak.
 
Sweet potato fries are good, but I'm total basic bitch about this: give me fresh McDonald's fries any time.
The thing about McD fries that I now have a hard time getting over is that if you eat them when they are no longer hot they taste terrible. Good sweet potato fries are still delicious the next day.

What about onion rings? Blooming onions? Etc. (Obviously some onion rings are shit, but when they are good they are to die for!)
 
While I definitely enjoy a serving of tater tots, I would order sweet potato fries instead the vast majority of the time. Who's with me?
I am a home fries, fresh cut fries, then sweet potato fry, then tots gal. Then all other fries.

And yes to onion rings!
 
The thing about McD fries that I now have a hard time getting over is that if you eat them when they are no longer hot they taste terrible. Good sweet potato fries are still delicious the next day.

What about onion rings? Blooming onions? Etc. (Obviously some onion rings are shit, but when they are good they are to die for!)
That is very true about McD fries.... though if heated up in an air fryer they're pretty good.

Not a big fan of onion in general, so, no thanks!
 
Hmmm…depends on the hash browns. Most likely I love them, lol. McDonald’s type? Those are just large, oblongish tater tots. Scattered, covered, and smothered? Perfect on a road trip or after a night out.
 
While I definitely enjoy a serving of tater tots, I would order sweet potato fries instead the vast majority of the time. Who's with me?

I’m not opposed to sweet potato fries, especially if they deliver them with cinnamon butter, but I can’t say they are superior to regular fries.

Blowjobs > Fries > sweet potato fries > hash browns > tater tots
 
What about onion rings? Blooming onions? Etc. (Obviously some onion rings are shit, but when they are good they are to die for!)

Onion rings can be good. But they can also suck. Fuck you Burger King onion rings. Whataburger onion rings? Hell yes.

And the bloomin onion… I hate to admit it, but that thing is delicious, in all of its sodium drenched glory. I am jonesin’ for one now.
 
And the bloomin onion… I hate to admit it, but that thing is delicious, in all of its sodium drenched glory. I am jonesin’ for one now.
Thank goodness the closest restaurant that sells those is 400 miles away or I’d eat one every day.
 
I’m on a diet?

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We call tater tots, potato gems here.
haha I just looked these up cause I was wondering if that is what we call the little half sized tator tots and this is what Google told me :ROFLMAO:

Potato Gems - what is it? Potato Gems are the food of the gods, the currency of the universe, the epitome of human development and the foundation on which the future shall be built upon. Also known as tater tots, these nuggets of pure joy are surrounded in myth and wrapped in legend.
 
haha I just looked these up cause I was wondering if that is what we call the little half sized tator tots and this is what Google told me :ROFLMAO:

Potato Gems - what is it? Potato Gems are the food of the gods, the currency of the universe, the epitome of human development and the foundation on which the future shall be built upon. Also known as tater tots, these nuggets of pure joy are surrounded in myth and wrapped in legend.

AlwaysAway is full of shit. She makes up stuff like this all the time. Don’t be tricked.
 
haha I just looked these up cause I was wondering if that is what we call the little half sized tator tots and this is what Google told me :ROFLMAO:

Potato Gems - what is it? Potato Gems are the food of the gods, the currency of the universe, the epitome of human development and the foundation on which the future shall be built upon. Also known as tater tots, these nuggets of pure joy are surrounded in myth and wrapped in legend.

Sounds like Pmann’s description for blow jobs.*



*Giving them.
 
But I do Tator tots, Cream of Chicken, hamburger, LOTS OF CHEESE, and then salt and pepper. Sometimes I'll do bacon instead of beef.
 
While I definitely enjoy a serving of tater tots, I would order sweet potato fries instead the vast majority of the time. Who's with me?
If they're on the menu then I generally go with sweet potato fries, I'll also opt for a baked sweet potato if it's available. And while those are good my hands-down favorite sweet potato dish is sweet potato pie.

But overall, I'm a beer batter fries kind of guy who'll eat other fries as well along with tater tots, just as long as they're piping hot. I don't like getting an order with fries that have set out too long under the heat lamps.
 
If they're on the menu then I generally go with sweet potato fries, I'll also opt for a baked sweet potato if it's available. And while those are good my hands-down favorite sweet potato dish is sweet potato pie.

But overall, I'm a beer batter fries kind of guy who'll eat other fries as well along with tater tots, just as long as they're piping hot. I don't like getting an order with fries that have set out too long under the heat lamps.
Nobody likes a limp fry 😈
 
Anyone who knows me knows I’m a pretty big Disney slore so on the topic of potatoes, especially of the tater tot variety..Totchos!! They are nom nom nom. Delish!
 
I've never tried poutine, but if I'm ever anywhere where it's served then I will. But some chili cheese fries, those I've had.
 
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