🎁🎄 What is Krampus bringing the person above you? 🎄🎁

[UsuallyPresent]

The Collected Writings of the Popes, translated into Sumerian & inscribed on 8’ tall clay slabs. MANY clay slabs.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

The Collected Writings of the Popes, translated into Sumerian & inscribed on 8’ tall clay slabs. MANY clay slabs.

The stem valves from your car's tires..

 

[Whiskeyjack]

The stem valves from your car's tires..

A dribble coffee mug.

 

[cactusjack0584]

The entire dvd collection of mad about you

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

The entire dvd collection of mad about you

An amazing collection of first edition vinyl records from all the greatest hits... but every time you try to play a record, a breaker gets thrown.

 

[TXRafe]

An amazing collection of first edition vinyl records from all the greatest hits... but every time you try to play a record, a breaker gets thrown.

and every single one of them is scratched at "the good parts"

 

[UsuallyPresent]

A stylus which actually works on phones & tablets, even as it scratches said screen to hell

 

[Mr_Xanthrope]

A set of d20s that are missing the 19 and 20 on them.

 

[Photog1rl]

A custom gold grill molded from an impression of his neighbors teeth.

 

[__Nathan1968]

A toilet paper holder with a never ending roll that is installed in the wrong position.

 

[Mr_Xanthrope]

Sandpaper without the grit.

 

[TheMrBurns]

Herpes, because that's the gift that keeps on giving, the whole year... and then some.

 

[Chernosoth]

Orgasmic cigarettes with diminishing returns, so he smokes a few, then many, then an entire carton to get one more O.

 

[cactusjack0584]

A “brand new” car…. From 1985… with low miles, only 145,000… no windows, engine or seats… but it’s a lovely shade of turd brown.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

A d20 with an extra 1 where the 20 belongs

 

[Chernosoth]

A “brand new” car…. From 1985… with low miles, only 145,000… no windows, engine or seats… but it’s a lovely shade of turd brown.

I could use a car like that. No rust, or not much by Michigan standards, and ready to get my engine of choice. An LTD wagon or something similar would look good in my driveway for a while until I pass it to a relative who needs a first car more than I need a second car.

Usually Present gets the seats from that used car. The previous owner had some digestive issues, but the smell won't seem so bad after a while.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Returning the favor, Chernosoth gets a well-loved litterbox.

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

A No Regerts fake tattoo

 

[UsuallyPresent]

‘My Little Tattoo Shop’ playset with sugary lickable ink in a ‘tattoo machine’ designed with no needle but an unreasonably good vibe.

They were last made in 2004, and that sugary ink was tasty to all sorts of vermin in their years of storage, whilst the batteries chewed the gut out of the ‘machine’ when they corroded

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Vibrating butt plug

 

[Trubbycat]

Home colostomy kit

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Whoooo hoo! He’s got a few more hours to deliver…

He’s getting an excited audience…

 

[cactusjack0584]

A bag full of “large toys” that he must use

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Gladly! Should I lube ‘em for ya, Jack? :lol:

A brand new sound for his own personal private use!