🎁🎄 What is Krampus bringing the person above you? 🎄🎁

[JustAnotherFlower]

Damn! Enslaved by Krampus - now there’s an oddball NonCon story hook if ever there was one!

Catnip-scented septum piercing

A box of Oreos...that someone has removed the creme from.

 

[crazychemgirl]

A box of Oreos...that someone has removed the creme from.

A vibrator that no longer recharges

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

A vibrator that no longer recharges

(So... it's a dildo now?)

The most technologically advanced powerwand.. but the cord is only 12 inches long and trips a breaker when plugged into an extension cord.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

A locking buttplug missing its key

 

[sallysparrow23]

A locking buttplug missing its key

A gift basket filled with corporate promotional items.

 

[SWR101]

A gift basket filled with corporate promotional items.

brand new skates that are exactly 3/4 a size too small

 

[UsuallyPresent]

brand new skates that are exactly 3/4 a size too small

Ice skate blade guards for rollerskaters, or axle grease for ice skaters

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Ice skate blade guards for rollerskaters, or axle grease for ice skaters

A previously owned banana hammock.

 

[JustDave478]

Just another flower

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Just another flower

Just another Dave

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Just another flower

Ugh... I can barely handle one of me, let alone two!

Just another Dave

A ziplock bag oof rubber washers with a note that says, "From your house."

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Ugh... I can barely handle one of me, let alone two!


A ziplock bag oof rubber washers with a note that says, "From your house."

A public post listing all your accounts and passwords

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

A public post listing all your accounts and passwords

New electrical outlets installed... they're European style instead of American.

 

[TXRafe]

New electrical outlets installed... they're European style instead of American.

they are all installed upside down

 

[Cwtchseeker]

New electrical outlets installed... they're European style instead of American.

The latest in electrical devices with American plugs

they are all installed upside down

Without fuses…

 

[UsuallyPresent]

they are all installed upside down

Sends an empty box of chocolate TimTams

 

[TXRafe]

Sends an empty box of chocolate TimTams

sends a used jar of nutella thats grown hard and crusty

 

[MindYaBitness]

sends a used jar of nutella thats grown hard and crusty

A years supply of Pace Picante Sauce

 

[TXRafe]

A years supply of Pace Picante Sauce

i would say "get a rope", but i think we all know what she would use it for

 

[UsuallyPresent]

sends a goat rope

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

sends a used jar of nutella thats grown hard and crusty

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
Aldi’s “Berryhill” brand hazelnut spread doesn’t separate and harden like Nutella does, and it’s cheaper too!

sends a goat rope

Berryhill hazelnut spread, because not every gift in this thread has to be gross

 

[UsuallyPresent]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
Aldi’s “Berryhill” brand hazelnut spread doesn’t separate and harden like Nutella does, and it’s cheaper too!


Berryhill hazelnut spread, because not every gift in this thread has to be gross

Depends on how it’s used, doesn’t it?

Sends a basket of sharp sliced apples, firm pairs, grapes and others suitable for spread application, sharing, &/or removal

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Depends on how it’s used, doesn’t it?

Sends a basket of sharp sliced apples, firm pairs, grapes and others suitable for spread application, sharing, &/or removal

Brand new 85 in HDTV with wrong countries plug.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Just to piss off Krampus, a full set of converters. Sadly, the tv is still drm encoded for the wrong zone…

 

[cactusjack0584]

A bag full of spoiled onions