🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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When googly eyes lead to gooey guys.

"It was about this time Sesame Street lost it's core values"

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[BlondeAmbition4RP]

I picked the straaaaangest moment to check in on this thread. The things happening on this page y'all...

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[AlpineFresco]

My creativity cannot be contained!

<something something gold watch>

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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Today's theme is dedicated to phone sex!!!

Like it? Love it? Want more of it?

Best experiences. Funny mishaps. Weird encounters.

I wanna hear your stories! And of course see your sexy pics.

 

[BlondeAmbition4RP]

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[Booboobear84]

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I second that emotion

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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Since you asked nicely...


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[PrettyLilPussy19]

Phone sex, any sex. I'll take it! It's been a minute. Or many, many, too fucking many minutes.

Sneak in the bathroom and let me ruin your panties?

 

[hotwords229_A]

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Let's just say I know how to dial the "O"

 

[Apisto42]

I cannot confirm or deny that one time whilst working in the office on a Saturday I may or may not have coated my desk (and the draft report I was working on) in cum while listening to a friend having an orgasm. Definitely in the top two phone sex experiences of my life.

Highly recommend it.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I cannot confirm or deny that one time whilst working in the office on a Saturday I may or may not have coated my desk (and the draft report I was working on) in cum while listening to a friend having an orgasm. Definitely in the top two phone sex experiences of my life.

Highly recommend it.

God, I hope that report got turned in.

 

[Apisto42]

God, I hope that report got turned in.

As entertaining as it is to think about giving my boss a report with the pages stuck together like a stroke magazine, I decided to just print off another. The cum covered one went in the shredder.

I cannot confirm or deny that was the reason the shredder needed a repair call the following week...

(Just kidding, but that would have been funny yes?)

 

[Sundayschild]

As entertaining as it is to think about giving my boss a report with the pages stuck together like a stroke magazine, I decided to just print off another. The cum covered one went in the shredder.

I cannot confirm or deny that was the reason the shredder needed a repair call the following week...

(Just kidding, but that would have been funny yes?)

Worryingly my workplace had 2 shredders break in less than a week. Now you have me wondering....

 

[Booboobear84]

Since you asked nicely...


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One suspects that yo couldn’t wait to use that gif

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

As entertaining as it is to think about giving my boss a report with the pages stuck together like a stroke magazine, I decided to just print off another. The cum covered one went in the shredder.

I cannot confirm or deny that was the reason the shredder needed a repair call the following week...

(Just kidding, but that would have been funny yes?)

Worryingly my workplace had 2 shredders break in less than a week. Now you have me wondering....

Lol something suspicious gumming up the works???

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

One suspects that yo couldn’t wait to use that gif

Somethings are just perfect.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Speaking of phone sex, has anyone tried to fuck Siri?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Speaking of phone sex, has anyone tried to fuck Siri?

I've heard she says something sassy when you ask her swxy questions. I'm sure there's an app for that.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I've heard she says something sassy when you ask her swxy questions. I'm sure there's an app for that.

I might have some sap for that app

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I might have some sap for that app

Lmao! I love you, you beautiful pervert.

 

[Loxarchos]

No, but thanks to Avery, my kiddo likes to make Alexa fart.

Wait! You can DO this??

I gotta let my kiddo know ROFL

 

[Loxarchos]

Yes. It's a hit with my 4 year old.

Oh my ten year old is gonna have too much fun....

.....and my partner is gonna kill me deader than Julius Caesar

 

[Apisto42]

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I thinking of this as my next avatar... thoughts?

Well, get rid of the hat and the word “pizza” and I think you’re golden babe.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Well, get rid of the hat and the word “pizza” and I think you’re golden babe.

<gasp>

Well....


Fair...

 

[AlpineFresco]