🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

[BlondeAmbition4RP]

Yes please! Anywhere as long as there are baby pandas

No baby pandas this time, but maybe one of these!

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[hotwords229_A]

No baby pandas this time, but maybe one of these!

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This was my childhood dream. I always wanted an elephant and a gorilla. My parents just couldn't see the potential.

 

[Apisto42]

Adorbs.

 

[BlondeAmbition4RP]

This was my childhood dream. I always wanted an elephant and a gorilla. My parents just couldn't see the potential.

Okay fine. I guess you can come too.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

No baby pandas this time, but maybe one of these!

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Being squashed by a baby elephant is in my bucket list!!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

This is fantastic

I have a pool btw....but it’s only 4° here today

But when it warms up??

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[PrettyLilPussy19]

I’ve been in my home for 3 years now and I have yet to swim naked in the pool ... come christen it with me?

Didn't even have to think twice! I'll be there.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Okay fine. I guess you can come too.

Can I join too? I promise I will be good.

 

[BlondeAmbition4RP]

I’ve been in my home for 3 years now and I have yet to swim naked in the pool ... come christen it with me?

Your own pool and no skinny dipping?! This baffles me. I love skinny dipping.

Can I join too? I promise I will be good.

Hmmm, I don't know. Are baby elephants on your bucket list too?

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Your own pool and no skinny dipping?! This baffles me. I love skinny dipping.



Hmmm, I don't know. Are baby elephants on your bucket list too?

Yes, they are. I've only seen giant ones so far. Plus, I need a vacation. Somewhere fun. Where there NO KIDS! Well, except the elephants.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

The problem is the way out neighbors house is set up, they can see right into our back yard...also there is a park on a hill right behind our house...a public park that almost always has people wandering around

Believe me I’ve wanted to, maybe I’ll get brave one hot summer night if it’s dark enough

You should do that. Just like the girl next door.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

The problem is the way out neighbors house is set up, they can see right into our back yard...also there is a park on a hill right behind our house...a public park that almost always has people wandering around

And this is a problem why?

 

[BlondeAmbition4RP]

The problem is the way out neighbors house is set up, they can see right into our back yard...also there is a park on a hill right behind our house...a public park that almost always has people wandering around

Believe me I’ve wanted to, maybe I’ll get brave one hot summer night if it’s dark enough

Wait 'til dark and turn off all the pool lights.

 

[tnman03]

Wait 'til dark and turn off all the pool lights.

^^^ This!!!!

 

[hotwords229_A]

The trick is to get in wearing your bikini, then strip it off and throw it out of the pool so you have no choice but to give your neighbors, and the people in the park, a lovely little thrill. It will be a thrill for you too

 

[BlondeAmbition4RP]

The issue would be getting my lily white behind into and out of the water unseen lol

It’s an above ground pool so the ladder is outside of it mostly

In my head all I can think of are the lyrics to the yellow polka dot bikini song

“From the locker to the blanket, from the blanket to the shore, from the shore to the water, guess there isn’t any more”

Maybe wrap a towel around you and leave it draped over the ladder for when you get out?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

If anyone wants to... ya know... be publicly nude here. I support that.

<waits patiently>

 

[Apisto42]

If anyone wants to... ya know... be publicly nude here. I support that.

<waits patiently>

Clothing is optional at the B&B. Plenty of towels to sit on as well.

 

[Apisto42]

<comes in and steals all the bathing suits and towels>

Hey! Stop thief!

Nudies like to have towels around the house for covering the furniture you know.

Bad indie.

 

[kentuckymtnman]

Very bad indie! If people were intended to be naked they’d be born that way!!

 

[BlondeAmbition4RP]

Let's go streaking!!!

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[PrettyLilPussy19]

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[Apisto42]

I was going to offer to blow dry everyone, but not now.

Spankings will be administered promptly and often to towel thieves on the back porch.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Is anyone else abnormally horny today???

 

[Apisto42]

Is anyone else abnormally horny today???

Please join the queue on the back porch for a “too horny” spanking.