🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Please join the queue on the back porch for a “too horny” spanking.

Oh sweetheart, I dont wait in line

 

[Apisto42]

Oh sweetheart, I dont wait in line

Sigh. I suppose the owner can skip to the front. You probably want extra too, don’t you?

 

[DarkSimian]

I love the support here for public nudity


Let’s check back in when it’s warm enough for me to attempt this! (That gives me roughly 5 months to prepare myself!)

I dunno, I can remember some pretty warm days in late March/ early April. Of course, I also remember snow on my birthday....

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Sigh. I suppose the owner can skip to the front. You probably want extra too, don’t you?

I'm a little greedy.

 

[Mei5ter]

I'm a little greedy.

Greedy as in you want seconds?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Greedy as in you want seconds?

How about yall get in line to spank me? And also Indie. Wait... Indie's mine. No bueno.

 

[DarkSimian]

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

You ok, friend?

 

[Apisto42]

Hey! I was here first.

I’ve got two hands and a long board...

Jus’ sayin’

 

[DarkSimian]

You ok, friend?

Tried to post an image, but it wouldn't post, so I edited the post....let's try this again

How about yall get in line to spank me? And also Indie. Wait... Indie's mine. No bueno.

No Bueno?

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[Apisto42]

Ok, listen up! All B&B sluts (this is an honorific here) who want spankings, head down the hallway and to the left. “Punishment” will be administered appropriately and everyone will get taken care of.

Please queue quietly and remain in line.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

About time someone created some order around here.

 

[Apisto42]

About time someone created some order around here.

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So much to do, so little time...

 

[hotwords229_A]

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So, did everyone have good dreams last night?

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Good morning to all

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[Mav Unlimited]

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[PrettyLilPussy19]

Good morning!! I've had a crazy morning of rescuing damsels in distress from the roadside.

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[Mav Unlimited]

Good morning!! I've had a crazy morning of rescuing damsels in distress from the roadside.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8tyv04QqO1r6djgko1_400.png

And what did you do with them after you rescued them?

I usually just take them home.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

And what did you do with them after you rescued them?

I usually just take them home.

Yep, catch and release. Sent safely away into the sunset.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Yep, catch and release. Sent safely away into the sunset.

You should have called me before doing that I could have, you know...helped...put them in more distress

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

You should have called me before doing that I could have, you know...helped...put them in more distress

I should probably note the damsel in distress was a big bearded man? But hey... whatever creams your bean, Mav

 

[Mav Unlimited]

I should probably note the damsel in distress was a big bearded man? But hey... whatever creams your bean, Mav

Oh...


Hmm. How do you think he'd look without the beard?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Oh...


Hmm. How do you think he'd look without the beard?

Like a little baby boi.

Now, maybe next time I'll find a hot brunette on the side of the road.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Good afternoon, indie

*rushes to buy some soda and popcorn*

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

<waits aimlessly along the side of the road>

Good morning, indie

*rushes to buy some soda and popcorn*

You see that Indie? He'd rather watch than... help. Tsk tak.