🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Yall think you're about to get some sexy picture amd it's going to be the silliest imaginable photo.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Yall think you're about to get some sexy picture amd it's going to be the silliest imaginable photo.

Sometimes the world needs some silliness. I can't wait!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

*cough* 24....

Who'll be lucky number 25? Hrrrrrmmmmm?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Then comes the roulette of if you're here when I actually post it.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Then comes the roulette of if you're here when I actually post it.

I represent that remark!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Then comes the roulette of if you're here when I actually post it.

Oh god please don't post and poof while I'm asleep

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Oh god please don't post and poof while I'm asleep

Now you’re challenging her… this will NOT go well!!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Then comes the roulette of if you're here when I actually post it.

And I’m about to take off on an 9 hour flight…with no WiFi

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

And I’m about to take off on an 9 hour flight…with no WiFi

It'll definitely be tomorrow. Safe flight!!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Yes! You should kick things off with the unicorn dildo!

Well... because I'm a lady of my word. And because @LadyLascivious1 laid the bait perfectly. I will post a Unicorn Pic.

Fair warning.... I could only get one good shot. It's been used enough that the suction isn't what it used to be.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

But you didn't think I'd make it easy did you?!?! Time starts now.

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<and poof! Alright pervs, I'm off to roll dice with my friends >

 

[TXRafe]

But you didn't think I'd make it easy did you?!?! Time starts now.

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worth it...

 

[Lmizzler]

But you didn't think I'd make it easy did you?!?! Time starts now.

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Such a good girl sport about this!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

But you didn't think I'd make it easy did you?!?! Time starts now.

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Oh that was absolutely worth the hype!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

t. It's been used enough that the suction isn't what it used to be.

That’s ok. My imagination is filling in the details to form the full picture of the unicorn dildo incident

But you didn't think I'd make it easy did you?!?! Time starts now.

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You are always worth it. And incredibly beautiful

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

worth it...

Lol I'm glad!

Such a good girl sport about this!

Careful there. but I've learned my lesson.

Oh that was absolutely worth the hype!

Yay!!

That’s ok. My imagination is filling in the details to form the full picture of the unicorn dildo incident

I'm glad it lived up to the dare!

You are always worth it. And incredibly beautiful

And thank you. I needed that today.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Oh, I say, well played, well played indeed! *polite gold clap*

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Oh, I say, well played, well played indeed! *polite gold clap*

<curtsey>

 

[UsuallyPresent]

The fire in your unicorn’s eye was impressive, sure didn’t seem worn out or tired!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

But you didn't think I'd make it easy did you?!?! Time starts now.

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<and poof! Alright pervs, I'm off to roll dice with my friends >

No fair! I couldn't look because I was off rolling dice with my friends.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Okay Study Hall,

Let’s have our first group discussion. I want to talk shaking hands with the milkman, buttering your muffin, celebrating palm sunday, lone rangering, a good old fashioned clam jam, beating your mean, jacking, jilling, stroking, flicking, wanking, jerking - masturbation!

I’ve been doing an unhealthy amount of it lately. Which made me think - is there a healthy or unhealthy amount? How much self touch is too much? Do you only play your personal piano when you’re horny or can there be other reasons? Do you prefer your one on bone time to be for your own personal enjoyment or is it better when you have someone in mind? Do you have the same routine or do you change it up?

This is for a grade class! Make me proud.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Are your masturbatory habits causing your tender bits, adjacent cloth, and/or furniture damage?
Are you repeatedly putting off important chores because of it?
Are you avoiding people you like in order to masturbate solo?

Yes to any of the three IMO is a strong indication that you're probably masturbating too much.

As to too little? There are ACE - aka 'asexual' - folks out there who just don't get turned on, and yet are happy, productive parts of society. I'd say the absolute minimum healthy minimum is 'zero.'

I would also note that everyone's different. What works for you may not match my needs/desires, or Joe Schmoe out of I-dunno-wherever. Humans are weird like that, and that's a wonderful thing IMO.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Are your masturbatory habits causing your tender bits, adjacent cloth, and/or furniture damage?
Are you repeatedly putting off important chores because of it?
Are you avoiding people you like in order to masturbate solo?

Yes to any of the three IMO is a strong indication that you're probably masturbating too much.

As to too little? There are ACE - aka 'asexual' - folks out there who just don't get turned on, and yet are happy, productive parts of society. I'd say the absolute minimum healthy minimum is 'zero.'

I would also note that everyone's different. What works for you may not match my needs/desires, or Joe Schmoe out of I-dunno-wherever. Humans are weird like that, and that's a wonderful thing IMO.

Excellent points!

But what about you?

Incomplete

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Excellent points!

But what about you?

Eeep! Clipboards are juuuust below binder clips in my hierarchy of ouchiness. No thank you! Nope nope nope nope!

Ahem. Returning to your irregularly scheduled fun & games.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Okay Study Hall,

Let’s have our first group discussion. I want to talk shaking hands with the milkman, buttering your muffin, celebrating palm sunday, lone rangering, a good old fashioned clam jam, beating your mean, jacking, jilling, stroking, flicking, wanking, jerking - masturbation!

I’ve been doing an unhealthy amount of it lately. Which made me think - is there a healthy or unhealthy amount? How much self touch is too much? Do you only play your personal piano when you’re horny or can there be other reasons? Do you prefer your one on bone time to be for your own personal enjoyment or is it better when you have someone in mind? Do you have the same routine or do you change it up?

This is for a grade class! Make me proud.

In general I don't think there's a healthy or unhealthy amount. As long as you're not doing it at the dinner table at grandma's, or calling out of work 4 days a week for jack-a-thon sessions, do it as much as feels good. As for me, I'm usually once a day or so. Sometimes more, sometimes less. I'm not always horny when I start - sometimes it's just more of an "I've got the house to myself, better make the most of it" thing. Or if I'm trying to keep my mind off other things. And it's always easier to finish when I have someone specific in mind. Porn can be helpful, but if the actresses aren't reminding me of someone, or the activities aren't specific things I've done or want to do... then it's just kind of blah. I'm much interested in getting into my partner's mind, finding out what she likes, and piquing her interests. Even during solo play, if I know what to fantasize about to make her cum, then the easier and more satisfying my own cum.