🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

[UsuallyPresent]

Oh, I say, well played, well played indeed! *polite gold clap*

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Oh, I say, well played, well played indeed! *polite gold clap*

<curtsey>

 

[UsuallyPresent]

The fire in your unicorn’s eye was impressive, sure didn’t seem worn out or tired!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

But you didn't think I'd make it easy did you?!?! Time starts now.

️

<and poof! Alright pervs, I'm off to roll dice with my friends >

No fair! I couldn't look because I was off rolling dice with my friends.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Okay Study Hall,

Let’s have our first group discussion. I want to talk shaking hands with the milkman, buttering your muffin, celebrating palm sunday, lone rangering, a good old fashioned clam jam, beating your mean, jacking, jilling, stroking, flicking, wanking, jerking - masturbation!

I’ve been doing an unhealthy amount of it lately. Which made me think - is there a healthy or unhealthy amount? How much self touch is too much? Do you only play your personal piano when you’re horny or can there be other reasons? Do you prefer your one on bone time to be for your own personal enjoyment or is it better when you have someone in mind? Do you have the same routine or do you change it up?

This is for a grade class! Make me proud.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Are your masturbatory habits causing your tender bits, adjacent cloth, and/or furniture damage?
Are you repeatedly putting off important chores because of it?
Are you avoiding people you like in order to masturbate solo?

Yes to any of the three IMO is a strong indication that you're probably masturbating too much.

As to too little? There are ACE - aka 'asexual' - folks out there who just don't get turned on, and yet are happy, productive parts of society. I'd say the absolute minimum healthy minimum is 'zero.'

I would also note that everyone's different. What works for you may not match my needs/desires, or Joe Schmoe out of I-dunno-wherever. Humans are weird like that, and that's a wonderful thing IMO.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Are your masturbatory habits causing your tender bits, adjacent cloth, and/or furniture damage?
Are you repeatedly putting off important chores because of it?
Are you avoiding people you like in order to masturbate solo?

Yes to any of the three IMO is a strong indication that you're probably masturbating too much.

As to too little? There are ACE - aka 'asexual' - folks out there who just don't get turned on, and yet are happy, productive parts of society. I'd say the absolute minimum healthy minimum is 'zero.'

I would also note that everyone's different. What works for you may not match my needs/desires, or Joe Schmoe out of I-dunno-wherever. Humans are weird like that, and that's a wonderful thing IMO.

Excellent points!

But what about you?

Incomplete

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Excellent points!

But what about you?

Eeep! Clipboards are juuuust below binder clips in my hierarchy of ouchiness. No thank you! Nope nope nope nope!

Ahem. Returning to your irregularly scheduled fun & games.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Okay Study Hall,

Let’s have our first group discussion. I want to talk shaking hands with the milkman, buttering your muffin, celebrating palm sunday, lone rangering, a good old fashioned clam jam, beating your mean, jacking, jilling, stroking, flicking, wanking, jerking - masturbation!

I’ve been doing an unhealthy amount of it lately. Which made me think - is there a healthy or unhealthy amount? How much self touch is too much? Do you only play your personal piano when you’re horny or can there be other reasons? Do you prefer your one on bone time to be for your own personal enjoyment or is it better when you have someone in mind? Do you have the same routine or do you change it up?

This is for a grade class! Make me proud.

In general I don't think there's a healthy or unhealthy amount. As long as you're not doing it at the dinner table at grandma's, or calling out of work 4 days a week for jack-a-thon sessions, do it as much as feels good. As for me, I'm usually once a day or so. Sometimes more, sometimes less. I'm not always horny when I start - sometimes it's just more of an "I've got the house to myself, better make the most of it" thing. Or if I'm trying to keep my mind off other things. And it's always easier to finish when I have someone specific in mind. Porn can be helpful, but if the actresses aren't reminding me of someone, or the activities aren't specific things I've done or want to do... then it's just kind of blah. I'm much interested in getting into my partner's mind, finding out what she likes, and piquing her interests. Even during solo play, if I know what to fantasize about to make her cum, then the easier and more satisfying my own cum.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

In general I don't think there's a healthy or unhealthy amount. As long as you're not doing it at the dinner table at grandma's, or calling out of work 4 days a week for jack-a-thon sessions, do it as much as feels good. As for me, I'm usually once a day or so. Sometimes more, sometimes less. I'm not always horny when I start - sometimes it's just more of an "I've got the house to myself, better make the most of it" thing. Or if I'm trying to keep my mind off other things. And it's always easier to finish when I have someone specific in mind. Porn can be helpful, but if the actresses aren't reminding me of someone, or the activities aren't specific things I've done or want to do... then it's just kind of blah. I'm much interested in getting into my partner's mind, finding out what she likes, and piquing her interests. Even during solo play, if I know what to fantasize about to make her cum, then the easier and more satisfying my own cum.

Thanks WJ! I will take it under advisement and stop finger humping at my grandma's dinner table. oops

But as for what you said, I agree about not always being in the mood when you start and then getting there or using it as a distraction or, for me, a quick little feel good.

A-

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Thanks WJ! I will take it under advisement and stop finger humping at my grandma's dinner table. oops

But as for what you said, I agree about not always being in the mood when you start and then getting there or using it as a distraction or, for me, a quick little feel good.

A-

A-? Minus? MINUS???
What do I have to do to get the A+?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

A-? Minus? MINUS???
What do I have to do to get the A+?

I need more details.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

A-? Minus? MINUS???
What do I have to do to get the A+?

I dunno - I'm "incomplete", but that's only fair - I'm only monitoring the class cuz the prof's a hottie.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Well no one wants to talk to be about self pleasure <pout> so let's do another...

!!FUNFETTI FRIDAY!!
Sexy, Silly, Soulful​

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

There's just something about a contained cock.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

clever girl

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

 

[Apisto42]

There's just something about a contained cock.

I’ve missed you.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Not to give my secrets away but... this lip bite move will have me doing absolutely anything.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I’ve missed you.

I'm here. Where you been?

 

[Apisto42]

I'm here. Where you been?

Trying to float in 10 feet of liquid shit.

The horrors persist, but so do I.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Especially when presented with new information.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Trying to float in 10 feet of liquid shit.

The horrors persist, but so do I.

You're King Horror. Bend those cunts to your will.