LordofDargaardkeep
lost in a melody
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Because youre not the one being ass clapped?
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Because youre not the one being ass clapped?
Your thread, your rules.
I honestly have so many mermaids saved to share I think it might piss everyone off when I do![]()
No alarm clock works better.View attachment 2549289
You know you love cats when...
So painfully trueNo alarm clock works better.
“I’m not your Daddy, I’m the King of this Pussy Jungle”
God I hope someone writes that in a Valentine's Day card to me one day“I’m not your Daddy, I’m the King of this Pussy Jungle”
Is what a much, much crasser person than me would say.
Now I’m wondering how small they can make a clit sucker. Probably need to be wired to battery pack. Hmmmmm.
You're crazy if you think this already doesn't existNow I’m wondering how small they can make a clit sucker. Probably need to be wired to battery pack. Hmmmmm.
Shut up! America was built on entrepreneurial dreams!You're crazy if you think this already doesn't exist![]()
Imma ask the expert. Do finger puppet clit suckers exist @morelikeasong ?Now I’m wondering how small they can make a clit sucker. Probably need to be wired to battery pack. Hmmmmm.