🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I feel understood...


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Aww me too!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Imma ask the expert. Do finger puppet clit suckers exist @morelikeasong ?

I love a legal summons.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I love a legal summons.

Phone a friend rules!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

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Listen, I'm not myself when I'm melting in 100° and 100% humidity. Don't hold it against me until it is a glass of ice water.

What about an ice dildo? Asking solely for academic purposes of piling it higher and deeper, mind you!

 

[morelikeasong]

Imma ask the expert. Do finger puppet clit suckers exist @morelikeasong ?

They sure do!

but the shape of the dino mouth would lend itself better to a tongue flicking finger vibrator, I’d think

 

[UsuallyPresent]

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You know you love cats when...

Why would you put a cat in bondage?!? That's just CRUEL!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

They sure do!

but the shape of the dino mouth would lend itself better to a tongue flicking finger vibrator, I’d think

so they don’t exists as Dino shaped huh? An untapped market!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

What about an ice dildo? Asking solely for academic purposes of piling it higher and deeper, mind you!

I.... couldn't say! I'd need to perform a few experiments to confirm my hypothesis. I worry about numbing though!

They sure do!

but the shape of the dino mouth would lend itself better to a tongue flicking finger vibrator, I’d think

I have not enjoyed that brand of flicker toys. Nothing beats a real tongue, yknow??

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have not enjoyed that brand of flicker toys. Nothing beats a real tongue, yknow??

What I’m hearing…

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Numbing and frostburn are serious concerns if misused. If used on Miss, they can also cause problems. Then again, they can cause problems even if unused - try explaining their presence in the freezer if someone else goes nosing around.

Then again, used with appropriate concern, care, and cruelty, they can be quite fun!

 

[morelikeasong]

I have not enjoyed that brand of flicker toys.

I don’t recommend

Nothing beats a real tongue, yknow??

I’ve actually never cum from oral…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don’t recommend

I’ve actually never cum from oral…

What I’m hearing…
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[PrettyLilPussy19]

I don’t recommend

I’ve actually never cum from oral…

Oh baby girl.... we gotta fix that!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh baby girl.... we gotta fix that!

You’re saying my solution isn’t a good one?!?!?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm sure there are dinophiles out there all hot and bothered by your proposition, Monkey.... Somewhere.

*nod*nod*nod*

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

You’re saying my solution isn’t a good one?!?!?

I mean.... you probably know he better than me...
I had a different idea but.... I can see it!

"Clever girl" and all.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I mean.... you probably know he better than me...
I had a different idea but.... I can see it!

"Clever girl" and all.

Genderbending Jurassic Park? Oooh, how daring! *golf clap*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm sure there are dinophiles out there all hot and bothered by your proposition, Monkey.... Somewhere.

*nod*nod*nod*

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Do I want to identify as a dinosexual? This is the real question.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Scaly, bony, petrified, ready to be dug up and extracted, lots of fascinating history, what's not to like?!?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Do I want to identify as a dinosexual? This is the real question.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean.... you probably know he better than me...
I had a different idea but.... I can see it!

"Clever girl" and all.

Sadly, we probably have exactly the same level of knowledge re: this particular case. And I’m certain you have the edge in the generalized case.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Sadly, we probably have exactly the same level of knowledge re: this particular case. And I’m certain you have the edge in the generalized case.

Thank you for acknowledging my.... well I'm not sure... but it's an honor to be nominated

 

[morelikeasong]

Oh baby girl.... we gotta fix that!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]