🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

Awww, that fat little hairless rat is just adorable. Look at that sweet face. I want to kiss him on top of his little head. :heart:

Now, this is not to be taken as an invitation to send unsolicited rat pics to me. :D

I used to have two pet rats. One named Edgar Allen Poe and one named Yoda.

I was a strange child.
 
I used to have two pet rats. One named Edgar Allen Poe and one named Yoda.

I was a strange child.

one of my Ex's had a pet tarantula that liked to snuggle under her hair and sleep on the back of her neck. Several times she took Annabelle to school like that. She also had rats and birds.
 
Hey girl,

Can I stick my breadstick in your girl goo?

xx

This made me think of what I thought I heard a coworker say yesterday:

Scene: Raining outside and the building has no gutters. She comes in from outside, and is bitching about having no gutters.

Her: "Ugh! I had to go fast so I didn't get covered in Ruth Juice!"

Me: 🤔 😶 😳 😎 .... "I didn't know you were seeing Ruth...."

Her: "ROOF Juice, you deaf bastard! .... But I like the way you think..."

😂😂😂
 
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