šŸ”PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

Okay I know it’s not the point of this statue or the meme but can we take a moment to just point out that the guy with his dick in the vise grip has pubes that resemble octopus tentacles??
Is this where the legend of the Kraken comes from? Gosh I hope not or they REALLY oversold the hugeness of the beast šŸ˜


Pube locs??
 
Treats that... leave crumbs in the.... :cool:

<bends over the bed while finishing her chocolate chip cookie>

*hauls off and smacks the right cheek, with just the right flick of the wrist to cause the delightful bounce and ripple*

I did warn you. It will be 4 more. Now don't cry out...
 
*hauls off and smacks the right cheek, with just the right flick of the wrist to cause the delightful bounce and ripple*

I did warn you. It will be 4 more. Now don't cry out...

It's hard to scream with a mouth full of chocolate chip cookies

(Thos should be on a tshirt!)
 
Oh my, I recognized those muppets and had to figure out what they were. They were called The Martians and were on Sesame Street. Can you tell I was born in 1970 and raised on Sesame Street and the Muppet Show? The following is courtesy of muppet.fandom.com.

The Martians, sometimes called "the Yip-Yips", are interplanetary visitors, presumed to be from the planet Mars, who are terrified by things like clocks, telephones and computers on Sesame Street. When frightened, they hide beneath their lower lips, which shoot up to cover their faces. They rarely come face-to-face with other characters on the show.

In their skits, these creatures, with squid-like tentacles, large eyes, and antennae, materialize into a room and converse with each other in their native tongue: "Yip-yip-yip-yip... Uh-huh. Uh-huh," done in monotone voices. They often come across common objects and, curious as to their names and functions, the Martians will consult a book presumably containing information about things on Earth, although they sometimes make several incorrect guesses based on their book. In one skit, for example, the Martians call a computer a television and a typewriter before deciding what it actually is.

In their first appearance, The Martians discover a telephone. They say hello to it, and then try mooing, meowing, and clucking at it. None of these bring any response. Then the phone begins to ring. The Martians, thinking it's talking, start making ringing noises back.
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Yes, I know that I'm weird. :p
 
It's hard to scream with a mouth full of chocolate chip cookies

(Thos should be on a tshirt!)

If you're a really good girl, I'll make you snickerdoodle.

(pretty sure that would never fly these days)

Okay I've disturbed the peace enough.
 
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šŸŽµ Ain't no party like Vintage Gloryhole party cuz a Vintage Gloryhole don't stop! šŸŽµ
And on the other side of the screen, three guys are chatting...

"So what size drill did you use for the hole, then?"

"Two and a half inch, mate. Asked the missus, and she said two inches should be enough. She measured me with my new Rolson tape measure, actually. Special offer in Aldi."

"You never cut that hole by hand, mate?"

"Course not. Got one a new Ferrex drill. Half price in the Middle of Lidl."

"But you hand sanded it? I mean, splinters..."

"Hand job? Nah, mate. The Ferrex has a rotary sander attachment."

"What's the screen? MDF?"

"Chipboard. MDFs carcinogenic. Can't have a carcinogenic glory hole, mate."
 
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