💫🎲💫 Lit Fantasy Classes: D&D Nerds Unite 💫🎲💫

[Broken_paladin]

so couple quick questions, do I get like a savings throw anytime soon? There is a bunch of NPC barmaids running around in here with their titties out and my piety is running a little low.. an encounter with a full blown succubus has left me a little weak. In fact I should probably visit the head clitic real soon for a cure disease spell just as a precaution. Anyone have a box of +3 prophylactics in their bag of holding their not using? AFAF..

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

99.99% sure I’m a chaotic neutral succubus slut-for-sir (sorcerer) / fluid druid. My weakness is sexy nerds!

 

[37_ttej]

Very cleverly done, PLP.
I fear I am Neck-rotic.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

What would our party's first quest be?

 

[vagrantx]

Omg this has me rolling @PrettyLilPussy19 Fantastic! Thank you for this!

Swashbuttler (Rogue subclass)
Multiclass: a dip into Stranger for the terrain feat.

This Litster skulks around in the darkest corner of Lit, looking for unsuspecting victims to spring their fetish on. They have a very particular kink and rarely, if ever, venture outside of their known territories. One way or the other, they'll end up inside you in a way that's only marginally enjoyable.

Favored Terrain: Underdark.
Strengths: Dexterity, able to expertly navigate the tightest of corridors.
Weaknesses: Has no idea what to do with other areas.

 

[Broken_paladin]

What would our party's first quest be?

cut the head off of a giant one-eyed spitting snake..

 

[LIDiver]

What would our party's first quest be?

Troll hunt, troll hunt!!!
Though that might be too easy given the preponderance of them on Lit….

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

cut the head off of a giant one-eyed spitting snake..

Troll hunt, troll hunt!!!
Though that might be too easy given the preponderance of them on Lit….

Trolls are all connected by employment to the Great One Eyed Serpent?

 

[LIDiver]

Trolls are all connected by employment to the Great One Eyed Serpent?

As are Knob-goblins, Jaffer.

 

[Broken_paladin]

As are Knob-goblins, Jaffer.

wait.. I am confused again.. I thought knob-goblin was a skill set favored by Whorecerers?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I feel like there are some in our adventuring party who would choose to wrestle the giant one-eyed spitting snake, rather than cut its head off. Who's grappling that beast?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I feel like there are some in our adventuring party who would choose to wrestle the giant one-eyed spitting snake, rather than cut its head off. Who's grappling that beast?

+7 snake charming

 

[LIDiver]

wait.. I am confused again.. I thought knob-goblin was a skill set favored by Whorecerers?

Looked-it up and there are actually
Hob Goblin sorcerers!

 

[LIDiver]

I feel like there are some in our adventuring party who would choose to wrestle the giant one-eyed spitting snake, rather than cut its head off. Who's grappling that beast?

This Boob-Barian will sit this one out.

 

[Broken_paladin]

Looked-it up and there are actually
Hob Goblin sorcerers!

this isnt the face I want gobbling my knob..

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Troll hunt, troll hunt!!!
Though that might be too easy given the preponderance of them on Lit….

A friend had his character cut off a troll's cock, tanned it, and turn it into a sap. Eventually it was enchanted with Greater Rebuke, leaving the target cowering for d4 rounds, barring a save.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Don't fret pervs adventurers. I'm working on a list of Lit D&D Monsters as I have time.
-Your Friendly Dungeon Mistress

 

[Mrtenant]

The Motherfucker (specialty class)

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Don't fret pervs adventurers. I'm working on a list of Lit D&D Monsters as I have time.
-Your Friendly Dungeon Mistress

Woo hoo! Lit Ass Munchers incoming!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Goblins? Ass Munchers? This seems like an opportune time for a re-post.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

 

[Photog1rl]

As I get ready to take my bitchy little bard out for an adventure tonight (we’re locked in an astral portal maze. Don’t ask.) I thought it would be fun to do another little Lit D&D conversion in the form of a simple question.

Below are some the rollable stats or events (non fighting stuff) that you might be tasked with in a game. Which three stats would you say are the most important for you to have a LOT of and which three would you like a partner to have a in abundance?

-strength
-dexterity
-constitution
-intelligence
-wisdom
-charisma
-initiative
-acrobatics/athletics
-animal handling
-deception
-insight
-investigation
-nature
-perception
-persuasion
-religion
-stealth
-survival

For myself insight, charisma and constitution are what I’d choose. Dexterity, initiative and survival in a partner.

@PrettyLilPussy19 this is a fantastic thread! I’m spending my lunch hour catching up and spamming the posts with like and love reactions. It’s been a long while since I played, and I honestly was never the best player but I did enjoy it and married a DM Thank you for giving me a new thread to look forward to!

 

[Lmizzler]

This thread cracks me up because I’ve never played but I have a few friends who desperately want me to play with them. They just created a character for me and if I had to guess, will pop my DND cherry in less than a month.

I better get some lube.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

This thread cracks me up because I’ve never played but I have a few friends who desperately want me to play with them. They just created a character for me and if I had to guess, will pop my DND cherry in less than a month.

I better get some lube.

They do make die lube, but it's for machining and/or dental work, not D&D - so be careful what you buy. However it'd be hilarious to pull out a small bottle of 'die lube' at your first session. "For my pleasure."

 

[MedicalMuse]

I think I’m gonna have to start from the beginning and read this whole thread