🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

[Meekly_Anna]

Sitting on a motorbike wishing I had someone behind me

Three traffic control with flashing lights, I guess.

 

[Wren200]

Three traffic control with flashing lights, I guess.

Not yet

On a quad bike on our property

 

[English_guy_bkk]

If it has been plastics, why rubbing my shin?
Yes, ceramics. The edge just high enough to hit the upper end of my shin.

Some of the plastic ones are pretty heavy duty. The upper shin bone may be more tender than the lower shin...but don't quote me on that as I'm not a registered doctor.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

I'm thinking about pinching a bucket or two of liquid helium at work.
A certain husband left the bed without permission and then had the cheek to open the balcony door in the bedroom.
I'm fucking freezing.
I got a cold and a little cough. Getting the bad air out is no excuse.
A bucket of helium over his feet at night will teach him...

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Some of the plastic ones are pretty heavy duty. The upper shin bone may be more tender than the lower shin...but don't quote me on that as I'm not a registered doctor.

We could determine this experimentally. Take off your pants, we don't want to get them dirty, I'll quickly get the hammer out of the cellar.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

We could determine this experimentally. Take off your pants, we don't want to get them dirty, I'll quickly get the hammer out of the cellar.

Ok...but just how heavy is the hammer?

 

[English_guy_bkk]

We could determine this experimentally. Take off your pants, we don't want to get them dirty, I'll quickly get the hammer out of the cellar.

You have a cellar?

 

[Meekly_Anna]

You have a cellar?

No, but my house has one.

What kind of hammer would you like? The smallest would be a precision hammer weighing just over 50 grams. The largest would be a sledge hammer weighing around six kilos.
If you are more sustainability-oriented, I would of course have a wooden mallet.
A colorful selection of axes and hatchets would also be possible, but I think that would be a bit too much of a good thing, don't you think?

 

[English_guy_bkk]

No, but my house has one.

What kind of hammer would you like? The smallest would be a precision hammer weighing just over 50 grams. The largest would be a sledge hammer weighing around six kilos.
If you are more sustainability-oriented, I would of course have a wooden mallet.
A colorful selection of axes and hatchets would also be possible, but I think that would be a bit too much of a good thing, don't you think?

Yes, let's forget about the axes for a while, the precision one sounds rather lame, as does the the sledge hammer to be honest. I'm in two minds about saving the world with a mallet...do you have a rubber hammer to hand? or should I purchase one on the way to see your cellar?

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Yes, let's forget about the axes for a while, the precision one sounds rather lame, as does the the sledge hammer to be honest. I'm in two minds about saving the world with a mallet...do you have a rubber hammer to hand? or should I purchase one on the way to see your cellar?

A man wants to meet me in my cellar, bringing his rubber "hammer".
Interesting.
One takes every help he can get, right?

 

[English_guy_bkk]

A man wants to meet me in my cellar, bringing his rubber "hammer".
Interesting.
One takes every help he can get, right?

I've never actually been in a cellar but I assume it's dusty, filled with cobwebs and old bottles of wine, maybe an disused vacuum cleaner in the corner.. I'll purchase a hat just in case along with the rubber hammer. Do you need anything?..you can reimburse me when I arrive so don't worry

 

[English_guy_bkk]

A man wants to meet me in my cellar, bringing his rubber "hammer".
Interesting.
One takes every help he can get, right?

I'll wear my non-slip shoes if you don't mind.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

I'll wear my non-slip shoes if you don't mind.

Is that the full list?
You are sort of a perv, right?
Stalking on me in my cellar, naked with your rubber hammer in one hand. Do I want to know what you are doing with your other hand?
I always sweep when I'm finished, but I can't rule out a few sawdust or wood shavings. Therefore shoes are a wise choice.

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

Having anxiety.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

My other hand is holding my new hat, if you look closely. And you are yet to comment on my non-slip shoes. There's a pretty big build up of sawdust in the corner if you don't mind me saying.
I'll go and buy a lantern...hold on.

 

[Mei5ter]

So we have someone with a couple of buckets (Dewars???) of liquid helium, arranging to meet someone who'll be bringing a rubber hammer, in a not quite sterile cellar, because of a tragic plant pot accident.

Only on Lit, folks.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

So we have someone with a couple of buckets (Dewars???) of liquid helium, arranging to meet someone who'll be bringing a rubber hammer, in a not quite sterile cellar, because of a tragic plant pot accident.

Only on Lit, folks.

A Dewar is good choice. Not because of the loss of boiling helium, but because on the surface of a non vacuum isolated container air liquifies and boiling air (on the ground) leads to a puddle of liquid oxygen. That's extremely dangerous. Mixed with organic material it causes explosions.
TMI I guess.

 

[summer_reine]

I am trying to make myself stop speaking here. I love that I can be open in my anonymity and in the same moments fear I'm being weird.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Opening a tin of corn for a cat

 

[munch2much]

I am trying to make myself stop speaking here. I love that I can be open in my anonymity and in the same moments fear I'm being weird.

Well, regardless of that, it’s better to find people who enjoy you for what you are?

 

[Meekly_Anna]

I am trying to make myself stop speaking here. I love that I can be open in my anonymity and in the same moments fear I'm being weird.

I was discussing pouring liquid helium over hubbie's feet, meeting someone in my cellar with a rubber hammer but you are weird?

We all are, I guess. Everyone is, to some extend. The only difference is that we are talking about it.

 

[Blueeyes4u100]

Just relaxing here, couldn't sleep

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I was discussing pouring liquid helium over hubbie's feet, meeting someone in my cellar with a rubber hammer but you are weird?

We all are, I guess. Everyone is, to some extend. The only difference is that we are talking about it.

And I bought some flowers at the petrol station

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I was discussing pouring liquid helium over hubbie's feet, meeting someone in my cellar with a rubber hammer but you are weird?

We all are, I guess. Everyone is, to some extend. The only difference is that we are talking about it.

I'm taking the lantern back to the shop.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

I'm taking the lantern back to the shop.

You are such a romantic. Flowers from the petrol station? My word! I already feel like gran in law.