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Bored, buzzed, messing around on the forums here.

Thinking of putting on music and playing a game on Steam or something.
 
Anexpat19 said:
The pains of being a subject matter expert
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An engineer was walking through the fog one fine day. This did nothing to dampen her spirits, as she knew exactly where she was and where she wanted to go.
Suddenly a loud voice sounded from above. “Hey, you down there, can you tell me where I am?”
She looked up and replied kindly, “You're in the basket of a hot air balloon.”
“You're an engineer, aren't you?”
Puzzled, she replied “How do you know that?”
"I just asked you a very simple question. You gave me a technically correct answer and yet your answer is completely useless."
“You're a manager, I presume?”
This time the gentleman was taken aback.
“How do you know that?”
"You have no idea where you are. You have no idea where you want to go. You are in the situation through your own fault. You're only above me because of a lot of hot air. You've asked me a completely inadequate question. And yet I'm supposed to be to blame for your situation?"
 
Meekly_Anna said:
An engineer was walking through the fog one fine day. This did nothing to dampen her spirits, as she knew exactly where she was and where she wanted to go.
Suddenly a loud voice sounded from above. “Hey, you down there, can you tell me where I am?”
She looked up and replied kindly, “You're in the basket of a hot air balloon.”
“You're an engineer, aren't you?”
Puzzled, she replied “How do you know that?”
"I just asked you a very simple question. You gave me a technically correct answer and yet your answer is completely useless."
“You're a manager, I presume?”
This time the gentleman was taken aback.
“How do you know that?”
"You have no idea where you are. You have no idea where you want to go. You are in the situation through your own fault. You're only above me because of a lot of hot air. You've asked me a completely inadequate question. And yet I'm supposed to be to blame for your situation?"
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I like that very much :)
The body parts discussed who should be boss. The brain I should be boss because I do all the thinking. The legs said we should be boss because we take you everywhere. The eyes said they should be boss because they see see everywhere to go and can avoid dangers. The bum said I should be boss and they all laughed. So the bum closed up and it wasn't long before the brain went foggy and the eyes went blurry and the legs got wobbly. So it just goes to show you. Any old ass could be boss. :)
 
Cooling down in my car.
It may feel like -7c out there, but it’s positively tropical after a run/walk up and down 2.5 miles of hills.
 
Apparently I’ve been in the bath 1hr 15 minutes and I’m still not clean.

Which is odd, because I’ve been washing it very fast indeed.
 
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