🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

[Wand3rlust]

I'm cold from the AC. I'll cool you off!

bullet nipple klaxon

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

oh we are definitely going for donuts now damn it...
come on and climb in the truck and we will lock her in 4x4 and run a couple "it girls" over on the way to the bakery.

I don't want to kill anyone. Maybe just maim them?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

bullet nipple klaxon

I had to google klaxon. Icy nips landing in 3...2...1

 

[munch2much]

Pondering what Indian food to eat tonight. I’m thinking hotter.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I don't want to kill anyone. Maybe just maim them?

ok, I will just get close so you can clip them with the door as we drive by..

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

ok, I will just get close so you can clip them with the door as we drive by..

Or throw a bad pastry at them? I know, I'm a wimp!

 

[ccs29745]

Lunch with daughter

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Or throw a bad pastry at them? I know, I'm a wimp!

Youre not wimp, just a sweetheart.
We will just ignore them, enjoy the pastries and live our best life!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Youre not wimp, just a sweetheart.
We will just ignore them, enjoy the pastries and live our best life!

All the pastries muuuuuwaaaahahahahaha. Good, good, good! What's another 20 lbs?

 

[Littlewolf8258]

Ordering dresses online because that’s more fun then working

 

[Photog1rl]

I’m delaying getting out of bed and decided to scroll Lit. Now I’m feeling angry/frustrated/dissapointed/bummed on behalf of two women on Lit that I don’t know.

For the folks that post photos-yall are fucking rock stars. Putting your self out in a public space like that is a gift. Anyone that doesn’t see that and treat you with respect can fuck all the way off!

For the folks that enjoy the photos that are posted-show your enjoyment(in a positive non creepy as fuck way). Drop a like or a heart. You know you enjoyed what you saw and it was a gift. Treat it as such.

For the asshole that shamed someone for posting photos-why are you here? This space is a place where people should feel
comfortable expressing themselves as they see fit.

If I’ve overstepped-no big surprise
This kind of thing just makes me so mad. We all deserve to be celebrated and be able to enjoy ourselves here. I hope it feels like a supportive post.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Nothing. I didn't even get out the door before I was called to say I didn't have to go into the office. Soooo, what now?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

All the pastries muuuuuwaaaahahahahaha. Good, good, good! What's another 20 lbs?

well yeah .. we gotta stay in shape for those big booby squishy hugs.
But on a side note, remember this is Lit and I am a bit of a perv so if I go to groping you during the hug at least you have been warned!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

well yeah .. we gotta stay in shape for those big booby squishy hugs.
But on a side note, remember this is Lit and I am a bit of a perv so if I go to groping you during the hug at least you have been warned!

Try it and you get the shank!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Try it and you get the shank!

Lmfao ok so no hugging... noted*

 

[stressedsubject]

Gotta get ready for work.....begrudgingly

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Lmfao ok so no hugging... noted*

Your hands are all sticky from the pastries. Are you an animal?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Your hands are all sticky from the pastries. Are you an animal?

No but I can swirl my tongue like a deer on a saltlick to clean up my mess if needed lol

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

No but I can swirl my tongue like a deer on a saltlick to clean up my mess if needed lol

I think you meant that to be sexy, but it's not working out like you thought it would.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Pondering what Indian food to eat tonight. I’m thinking hotter.

A vindaloooooooooo?

 

[munch2much]

A vindaloooooooooo?

Jalfrazi actually. Vindaloowho used to be my go-to in my 20’s. Had a Ceylon once, which …was an experience . But I love how tasty jalfrazi is

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I think you meant that to be sexy, but it's not working out like you thought it would.

nope I was just going for silly ...not sexy in the least

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

nope I was just going for silly ...not sexy in the least

Oh, then spot on!

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Just finished mowing.

Now skinny dipping in backyard pool

 

[ericalauren]

I’m enjoying the lake house.