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[y=mx+b]

Gross

For some. Yes.

 

[Celticlight]

Contemplating a new word I heard today. Anyone ever heard "twatwaffle"?

Just overheard a couple of people at the gas station yelling at each other and this word was tossed around!

It’s an elaborate one for when you’re arguing in the heat of the moment! I have to appreciate the dedication to colourful put-downs

 

[munch2much]

I’m irritated that on a really hot day the windows have been opened
So the entire place is now as hot as outside

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Were they English?

Not that I know of! I've not met anyone with an English accent here.

 

[Cindy027]

Contemplating a new word I heard today. Anyone ever heard "twatwaffle"?

Theres a whole page devoted to it at https://forum.literotica.com/threads/chaotic-coffee-klatch-tea-also-available.1570837/post-96812945

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Drinking coffee (cause duh LOL)
Prepping for meeting and plans for the (early) weekend

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Contemplating a new word I heard today. Anyone ever heard "twatwaffle"?

Just overheard a couple of people at the gas station yelling at each other and this word was tossed around!

Twatwaffle is a great word; I think it's a British invention?
I've heard it in some of the television shows I've watched.

 

[Celticlight]

Pretty certain it must be British origin, sounds entirely like the sort of nonsense we’re coming up with

 

[Cindy027]

Pretty certain it must be British origin, sounds entirely like the sort of nonsense we’re coming up with

Like the whole of the english language

 

[Celticlight]

Like the whole of the english language

That accusation is total codswallop, you twatwaffle

 

[munch2much]

Not that I know of! I've not met anyone with an English accent here.

Twat is a common British insult, literally meaning a vagina. Waffle is like mindless ongoing talking.

But I always think urban dictionary is the way to go in these things…

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=twatwaffle

 

[Cindy027]

But I always think urban dictionary is the way to go in these things…

So this is what I got from Urban Dictionary: "That Tom Cruise is such a twatwaffle."

 

[munch2much]

So this is what I got from Urban Dictionary: "That Tom Cruise is such a twatwaffle."

See - it never fails!

 

[munch2much]

So this is what I got from Urban Dictionary: "That Tom Cruise is such a twatwaffle."

But hopefully it gave about 7 definitions too?

 

[Cindy027]

But hopefully it gave about 7 definitions too?

I can honestly say I never saw anything else than what I quoted.

 

[munch2much]

I can honestly say I never saw anything else than what I quoted.

That’s odd. There should be a search bar at the top and you can type it in, but when I click my link and scroll down, there lots of definitions… including something to the effect of “what your vagina looks like when you take tight fitting jeans down and it’s left a pattern”. I’m sure we’ve all needed a name for that at one time or another?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Listening to Sammy and Dean to get me through the day.

 

[Cindy027]

That’s odd. There should be a search bar at the top and you can type it in, but when I click my link and scroll down, there lots of definitions… including something to the effect of “what your vagina looks like when you take tight fitting jeans down and it’s left a pattern”. I’m sure we’ve all needed a name for that at one time or another?

OMG really!!! Sorry my humour doesn't gel with everyone.

 

[CarlyAnn]

Oh, I saw bottles of Smucker's cherry preserves in the grocery store yesterday. I wondered if they'd be any good. Did you eat them with peanut butter on bread?

No peanut butter yet. Just Freihoffer lite Italian bread (40 calories per slice) slathered with butter and said Smuckers. Peanut butter is in my future though….Skippy.

 

[CarlyAnn]

Contemplating a new word I heard today. Anyone ever heard "twatwaffle"?

Yes, I worked with a Dr. Twatwaffle. We called him that for so long I forgot his real last name.

He worked closely with Fatty McButter Pants

 

[Celticlight]

I won’t ask if that was you, mainly because I’m not sure whether I want the answer to be yes or no

 

[CarlyAnn]

Yum.where did you find it?

Walmart in Salem, NH. Come on up, I’ll have them save you a jar.

 

[Sweet_b19]

Had a bad morning at work so I decided to leave. Now I’m home on the couch trying to relax

 

[Celticlight]

Sounds like a whole raft of good choices one after the other, frankly. And I can only hope that the afternoon is a distinct improvement; certainly sounds like it will be

 

[allthetimeitsthere]

Had a bad morning at work so I decided to leave. Now I’m home on the couch trying to relax

Hope the rest of your day is better!