🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

[Mrmphilll2]

It was so cold this morning that I accidentally keyed someone’s car with my nipples.

Now that image will be in my head all day lol

 

[Fred6969]

It was so cold this morning that I accidentally keyed someone’s car with my nipples.

So that’s what those marks were…NICE!

 

[TomTeacher19]

Just got into my office and warming up with my coffee. It’s so cold my boobs hurt. (-43)

Makes your boobs sound like a coffee holder. But that's probably just my fantasy speaking.

 

[CarlyAnn]

Just talked to my Grandfather…he said it’s so cold in Maine that when he grabbed the cow’s udder, she turned and looked at him with love in her eyes. Then she farted a snowflake.

 

[fsa52]

Wtf is wrong with coffee?

I had 2 cups of good old coffee with breakfast. I’m an equal opportunity morning drinker!

 

[jason28053]

It was so cold this morning that I accidentally keyed someone’s car with my nipples.

So I guess that’s colder than a witch’s tit in a brass bra

 

[CarlyAnn]

As one of my professors once said, “Remember, breasts without nipples are pointless”.

 

[NudieUser]

I’m at work (for those who don’t know me I work in a nightclub) but I am having a small break in my office, it’s been a crazy two days already!

 

[Xerxes82]

Going to try and eat some breakfast in a few minutes. I manged to finally eat a little cereal last night. No trouble keeping it down, just zero appetite. So we'll hope this morning is in a better spot.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Going to try and eat some breakfast in a few minutes. I manged to finally eat a little cereal last night. No trouble keeping it down, just zero appetite. So we'll hope this morning is in a better spot.

Hope you feel better soon!

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Watching Blade Runner

 

[drobert44]

Heading to the store for vittles

 

[Xerxes82]

Hope you feel better soon!

Considering how quickly I scarfed my breakfast burrito, I think it's safe to say I'm doing a bit better.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Watching Blade Runner

Damn good film.

 

[Jeanie99]

Playing eye spy for the 50th time today. Road trips with kids are exhausting!

 

[CarlyAnn]

Eating a chicken salad sandwich….should I have posted that in “A former pet”.

 

[MerryeMikee]

Playing eye spy for the 50th time today. Road trips with kids are exhausting!

The things you do to distract from the inevitable “are we there yet?” questions!

 

[cheekygirl75]

Drinking my last cup of coffee of the day and thinking about going to make some avocado toast.

 

[jason28053]

Playing eye spy for the 50th time today. Road trips with kids are exhausting!

I spy something blue

 

[MerryeMikee]

Eating a chicken salad sandwich….should I have posted that in “A former pet”.

Who keeps a lettuce as a pet?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Who keeps a lettuce as a pet?

Gardeners!

 

[MerryeMikee]

Gardeners!

Doh!

 

[CarlyAnn]

So who’s doing what tonight? I’m thinking of staying the F home even though the club owner where I work expects me to be there.

 

[cheekygirl75]

So who’s doing what tonight? I’m thinking of staying the F home even though the club owner where I work expects me to be there.

I'm having a wild and crazy dinner with my parents then will probably be asleep by 10:30 as usual! It's going to be epic

 

[TomTeacher19]

So who’s doing what tonight? I’m thinking of staying the F home even though the club owner where I work expects me to be there.

Going to some friends for dinner and games. Small, tame party.