🖕👊 🤼‍♂️ The Official Lit Shitshow aka Beef/Callout Thread 🔥🌪🌀

[PlanetaryNebula]

well.... surely you get a few as well?

Hmmmm what toys do I have… besides my vibrator….
Oh! I have a harmonica and 2 guitars. That I barely play

 

[MrsPassion]

Yeah , I'm a few time zone out, it's 5.30 am here

Why are you up so early? Also what’s it like in the future?! Flying cars and shit right?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Yeah but buddy…you’re really far lol

What time zone are you in?

 

[SixShooter14]

Hmmmm what toys do I have… besides my vibrator….
Oh! I have a harmonica and 2 guitars. That I barely play

I have a couple guitars too that I never play. I keep thinking I'll learn, but not yet.

 

[MrsPassion]

What time zone are you in?

PST so you know furthest from all the cool cats lol

 

[SixShooter14]

PST so you know furthest from all the cool cats lol

right?

Edit: thought it best to delete

 

[SiFi]

Why are you up so early? Also what’s it like in the future?! Flying cars and shit right?

Couldn't sleep, no flying cars yet, just plenty of shit !

Only another 2 hours before my alarm goes off

 

[MrsPassion]

oh look flowers

 

[MrsPassion]

Couldn't sleep, no flying cars yet, just plenty of shit !

Only another 2 hours before my alarm goes off

That’s a bummer
tea might help?

 

[SiFi]

That’s a bummer
tea might help?

I prefer coffee, but that would involve getting out of bed, I rather just lie here naked.

 

[MrsPassion]

I prefer coffee, but that would involve getting out of bed, I rather just lie here naked.

I assumed from your AV you lived your life naked

 

[Photog1rl]

right?

Edit: thought it best to delete

Thanks for editing. And yes, I am

 

[SiFi]

I assumed from your AV you lived your life naked

Only while in bed or the shower
All this talk of rare steak, and orgasmic, sorry organic veggies is making me hungry.

 

[SixShooter14]

Thanks for editing. And yes, I am

sorry... I thought it was public knowledge but then second guessed it.

 

[MrsPassion]

Only while in bed or the shower
All this talk of rare steak, and orgasmic, sorry organic veggies is making me hungry.

How does one grow orgasmic veggies?
Surely someone here is a botanist

 

[SixShooter14]

How does one grow orgasmic veggies?
Surely someone here is a botanist

perhaps some cucumbers, cumquat(sic), egg plant (don't ask me why)...

 

[SiFi]

How does one grow orgasmic veggies?
Surely someone here is a botanist

If we could figure that out you might even get Six interested in them

 

[SixShooter14]

If we could figure that out you might even get Six interested in them

I'll stick with pineapple

shit, not that again.

 

[MrsPassion]

perhaps some cucumbers, cumquat(sic), egg plant (don't ask me why)...

Hmmm…I’m noticing a theme

 

[MrsPassion]

I'll stick with pineapple

shit, not that again.

Damn…knew there had to be a catch

 

[SiFi]

Pineapple just seems a little rough on the outside to me. NMK

 

[MrsPassion]

Pineapple just seems a little rough on the outside to me. NMK

It’s got a tough exterior to protect its sweet juicy center tho. It’s resilient, and refreshing

Just keep it off my pizza

 

[SiFi]

It’s got a tough exterior to protect its sweet juicy center tho. It’s resilient, and refreshing

Just keep it off my pizza

Sounds like someone I know

 

[MrsPassion]

Sounds like someone I know

Shhhhh!! My brat cred!!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I have a couple guitars too that I never play. I keep thinking I'll learn, but not yet.

I have learned, I’ve just lost interest I guess