🖕👊 🤼‍♂️ The Official Lit Shitshow aka Beef/Callout Thread 🔥🌪🌀

[Apisto42]

Frank's hot sauce is the appropriate condiment for eggs (imho)

Cholua hot sauce.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I don't yuck people's yums for sexual things but I sure as hell will yuck their yum for some of the things mentioned in the last few pages.

ETA: and the abomination directly below.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I like to classy up boxed mac and cheese with spam, tomatoes, and sriracha ()

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[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

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Ok, why are your face pictures the size of Godzilla, but this one is so tiny I can't see it?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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This turkey just needs to be browned a bit.

 

[Apisto42]

I don't yuck people's yums for sexual things but I sure as hell will yuck their yum for some of the things mentioned in the last few pages.

Proffering proclivities probably precludes piquing peoples’ preferences.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Ok, why are your face pictures the size of Godzilla, but this one is so tiny I can't see it?

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[crazychemgirl]

My beef is with @SirConradPeckereye for choosing to post constant memes instead of using words like the rest of us

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

This turkey just needs to be browned a bit.

Exactly! Brown food tastes good!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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[SirConradPeckereye]

My beef is with @SirConradPeckereye for choosing to post constant memes instead of using words like the rest of us

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[Bry1313]

Ask @Bry1313

I’ve been besmirched and slandered.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

This turkey just needs to be browned a bit.

That turkey needs to be thrown away. lol

Proffering proclivities probably precludes piquing peoples’ preferences.

Very nice alliteration but I'm scratching my head a little.

gross picture

Wow, just wow

I’ve been besmirched and slandered.

Shake, shake, shake it off!

 

[Apisto42]

I don't yuck people's yums for sexual things but I sure as hell will yuck their yum for some of the things mentioned in the last few pages.

Very nice alliteration but I'm scratching my head a little.

I was pointing out that since other’s had stated their preferences, that might change the readers desire to interact with said posters.

Like eaters of spam. It changes one’s desire to know more about someone who admits to liking spam…

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[crazychemgirl]

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PREPARE TO DIE!

 

[crazychemgirl]

@SirConradPeckereye has a limited vocabulary. At restaurants he needs to order by pointing to the picture of what he wants. Then he signs the credit card slip with an X.

I don’t know that I’ve ever interacted with you before the last few days … but I immediately love you. Thank you.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

@SirConradPeckereye has a limited vocabulary. At restaurants he needs to order by pointing to the picture of what he wants. Then he signs the credit card slip with an X.

I'm screwed if the menu has no pics and I sign it "name"

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

PREPARE TO DIE!

You can't kill me if there is no spoon

 

[crazychemgirl]

You can't kill me if there is no spoon

Ever had your heart carved out with a dull spoon and then your body dissolved in dangerous chemicals?

Want to?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Like eaters of spam. It changes one’s desire to know more about someone who admits to liking spam…

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I cant interest you in a spam musubi?

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://imgur.com/a/t0rzK2U

I cant interest you in a spam musubi?

spam fried up with hashbrowns and eggs??? .. fucking chefs kiss man.

I don’t know what musubi is but I’d be willing to try it.. maybe.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Ever had your heart carved out with a dull spoon and then your body dissolved in dangerous chemicals?

Want to?

Again.... can't if there is no spoon

And you couldn't get to me even if you wanted too

 

[Apisto42]

https://imgur.com/a/t0rzK2U

I cant interest you in a spam musubi?

Real wasabi or that green dyed horseradish shit?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Again.... can't if there is no spoon

And you couldn't get to me even if you wanted too

Lies.. you know you’d follow along drooling with the right motivation