🖕👊 🤼‍♂️ The Official Lit Shitshow aka Beef/Callout Thread 🔥🌪🌀

[Mr_bogey]

#TeamBry

 

[AmberLGreen]

*walks in innocently*

I bet somebody will have a beef with this

 

[Mr_bogey]

Also... me eating breakfast...

https://imgur.com/TOuoWDQ

@ToPleaseHim - do your mod powers extend to adding emojis? We really need a or
There are some "yums" that need a serious yucking.

 

[Mr_bogey]

*walks in innocently*

I bet somebody will have a beef with this

You're British. You think spotted dick is a delicacy. Here it means a trip to the clinic for some penicillin. Don't even get me started on beans for breakfast.

 

[AmberLGreen]

You're British. You think spotted dick is a delicacy. Here it means a trip to the clinic for some penicillin. Don't even get me started on beans for breakfast.

Spotted dick is delicious, especially when covered with something hot, thick and creamy. Beans are ok for breakfast but are even better when poured over cheese on toast for supper

Please note I like my bean to be flicked at any time of day

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

*walks in innocently*

I bet somebody will have a beef with this

Oh. My. God. It's like you want to start a war.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Oh. My. God. It's like you want to start a war.

https://media.tenor.com/iD_oMg3md4YAAAAM/i-have-no-idea-what-youre-talking-about.gif

 

[Apisto42]

Id still eat playdoh if it was spam flavored

https://media.tenor.com/KpGrfxJjk3MAAAAC/miss-lippy-glue.gif

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

https://media.tenor.com/KpGrfxJjk3MAAAAC/miss-lippy-glue.gif

Not the kind of facial people usually associate with a sex site... but looks about right for a summary of my Lit day.

 

[gga]

I have a beef with @Whiskeyjack for outing me as a lizard person. Guess it had to happen sometime, but I wanted it to be on my own terms. Oh well, time to put some lotion on my scaly skin!

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You look really good for a lizard person.
Hope you can mustard up some forgiveness for me.

OMG! V was great!

 

[Apisto42]

So I was making dinner last night and realized that actually the best thing to put on eggs (and only if they are poorly prepared, for a properly cooked egg is amazing), is this:

Fly by Jing

 

[Bry1313]

Omg I love spam!!!!

Minnesota just keeps giving gifts to the world.

 

[Bry1313]

Ever had your heart carved out with a dull spoon and then your body dissolved in dangerous chemicals?

Want to?

Cut your heart out with a spoon!

 

[Bry1313]

Real wasabi or that green dyed horseradish shit?

I once made $200 as a bar bet for eating a whole ball of wasabi, straight up.

 

[Bry1313]

men complain women use their sexuality to their advantage but men have so many more advantages in so many areas … we gotta take every advantage we can.

I’ve never complained when sexuality is used on me.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Fly by Jing

Thats just the over priced hipster version of the old lady sauce. Makes sense for someone that likes scrapple but not spam.

https://a.co/d/6Ty2Lbg

Also... white rice, 2 fried eggs, and the old lady sauce probably my last death row meal.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I once made $200 as a bar bet for eating a whole ball of wasabi, straight up.

Could you be more unoriginal?

 

[Bry1313]

Could you be more unoriginal?

I didn’t set the bar bet, I was just offered the $200.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Cut your heart out with a spoon!

Thanks for getting my reference

 

[Bry1313]

Thanks for getting my reference

He was the perfect Sheriff of Nottingham. It will never be done better.

 

[crazychemgirl]

*walks in innocently*

I bet somebody will have a beef with this

Omg that looks delicious

 

[crazychemgirl]

He was the perfect Sheriff of Nottingham. It will never be done better.

I dunno …

 

[Bry1313]

I dunno …

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Close, but I love Alan Rickman so much…..he gets a head start in awesomeness.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

OMG! V was great!

I'll be your lizard lady babycakes.

 

[Apisto42]

Thats just the over priced hipster version of the old lady sauce. Makes sense for someone that likes scrapple but not spam.

https://a.co/d/6Ty2Lbg

Also... white rice, 2 fried eggs, and the old lady sauce probably my last death row meal.

Hey, it’s hard to find authentic old lady sauce around here. Plus, this comes straight to my door.

Agreed on a last meal though. Probably upgrade it to a bibimbop topped with spicy pork.