🖕👊 🤼‍♂️ The Official Lit Shitshow aka Beef/Callout Thread 🔥🌪🌀

[LadyLascivious1]

I have a Canadians to eat list.

I lived in Canada, have an active work visa, and would like to apply to this list

I have beef with anyone who doesn’t hear this song and immediately feel lighter .. in a good mood and want to dance!!

And that the Umbrella Academy dance is preferable to ANY OTHER dance scene done to that song.

Yes! All of this makes me happy.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

An ass, a narcissist, a misogynist, and a Baptist.

What do you get when you add together a narcissist, a misogynist and an ass? A Baptist.

 

[JKL123]

An ass, a narcissist, a misogynist, and a Baptist.

By chance is his first name Donald?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Yeah, fucking m………wait a minute

I like to fuck men too….

 

[tolyk]

I like to fuck men too….

Hey so do I. Yay

 

[Joxlrg]

I like to fuck men too….

Raises hand like Arnold Horseshack

 

[MedicalMuse]

Hey so do I. Yay

Maybe we can share one sometime

 

[tolyk]

Maybe we can share one sometime

Is there a particular Canadian one that you'd have in mind?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Is there a particular Canadian one that you'd have in mind?

Not really. I’m open to suggestions

 

[JerseyJade]

I like to fuck men too….

I like sucking their dicks. Just saying.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I like sucking their dicks. Just saying.

Saaaaaame.

 

[jason28053]

Tow of my favorite people @MedicalMuse and @JerseyJade

 

[Mr_bogey]

Ketchup chips are the bomb and I have beef with anyone who says otherwise.

I need a clarification here. What the fuck are "ketchup chips"?
Are they:
1. French fries (which the limeys call "chips") that you dip in ketchup
2. Potato chips that you dip in ketchup
Or
3. Chips sprayed with a chemical ketchup flavoring called "Ketchup Chips"

#1 is normal, 2 is perfectly acceptable but 3 will mean that this thread will be checking passports before you are allowed to post here.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

My beef today is with anyone who works in the home insurance industry. Y'all suck, all y'all. That is all.

 

[tolyk]

I need a clarification here. What the fuck are "ketchup chips"?
Are they:
1. French fries (which the limeys call "chips") that you dip in ketchup
2. Potato chips that you dip in ketchup
Or
3. Chips sprayed with a chemical ketchup flavoring called "Ketchup Chips"

#1 is normal, 2 is perfectly acceptable but 3 will mean that this thread will be checking passports before you are allowed to post here.

https://chatelaine.com/food/trends/canadas-best-ketchup-chips/amp/

 

[AnonyMissWriter]

I like sucking their dicks. Just saying.

Dude, same.

 

[tolyk]

Dude, same.

And I'm sure all the guys who enjoy blowjobs appreciate you fine ladies

I had multi quoted @JerseyJade and @MedicalMuse but they disappeared.

 

[Joxlrg]

I am available Anony

 

[jason28053]

I need a clarification here. What the fuck are "ketchup chips"?
Are they:
1. French fries (which the limeys call "chips") that you dip in ketchup
2. Potato chips that you dip in ketchup
Or
3. Chips sprayed with a chemical ketchup flavoring called "Ketchup Chips"

#1 is normal, 2 is perfectly acceptable but 3 will mean that this thread will be checking passports before you are allowed to post here.

I’m not eating it if it’s got ketchup on it.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Without naming any individuals

Bannock
Butter tarts
Montreal Smoked meat
Beavertails
Nanaimo bars

I’ve had poutine in Canada. Would eat again. And we do have maple syrup in abundance here, but maple on anything, yum.

Where do the women of Montreal fall on this list? Can you define these terms you listed for those of us that aren't snowed in 6 months out of every year?

 

[jason28053]

My beef today is with anyone who works in the home insurance industry. Y'all suck, all y'all. That is all.

I’ll add medical insurance to this!!

 

[AnonyMissWriter]

I’ll add medical insurance to this!!

All insurance.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I have beef with anyone who doesn’t hear this song and immediately feel lighter .. in a good mood and want to dance!!

And that the Umbrella Academy dance is preferable to ANY OTHER dance scene done to that song.

I have a beef with anyone that hears this song and doesn’t hit skip.

 

[Joxlrg]

All insurance.

Take advantage of other peoples money

 

[Mr_bogey]

An ass, a narcissist, a misogynist, and a Baptist.

I think Baptist covers it. The other 3 are redundant.