🖕👊 🤼‍♂️ The Official Lit Shitshow aka Beef/Callout Thread 🔥🌪🌀

[crazychemgirl]

I need a clarification here. What the fuck are "ketchup chips"?
Are they:
1. French fries (which the limeys call "chips") that you dip in ketchup
2. Potato chips that you dip in ketchup
Or
3. Chips sprayed with a chemical ketchup flavoring called "Ketchup Chips"

#1 is normal, 2 is perfectly acceptable but 3 will mean that this thread will be checking passports before you are allowed to post here.

#3

 

[AnonyMissWriter]

I have a beef with anyone that hears this song and doesn’t hit skip.

I would be very surprised if it played on my Playlist to begin with

I think Baptist covers it. The other 3 are redundant.

True story.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Maybe we can share one sometime

NMK

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have a beef with anyone that hears this song and doesn’t hit skip.

Wow… bogey. And I thought we were friends

 

[Mr_bogey]

I like sucking their dicks. Just saying.

Thank God for the good Ole US of A. You can always count on New Jersey!

 

[MedicalMuse]

NMK

I’m not interested in sharing you Bogart. I’d like you all to myself

 

[Joxlrg]

I will salute this standing straight and tall

 

[Mr_bogey]

Saaaaaame.

 

[MedicalMuse]

You. Know. Where. I. Am.

 

[Mr_bogey]

https://chatelaine.com/food/trends/canadas-best-ketchup-chips/amp/

We need new allies.

 

[Mr_bogey]

#3

How can we have the same taste in women and spoon games and be so far here?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Wow… bogey. And I thought we were friends

I didn't say that were I to listen, I wouldn't feel lighter afterwards.

I made the mistake of telling my kids recently they'd like the movie and that it was a good movie. Then I watched it again and realized that "WAS" was the key word.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I didn't say that were I to listen, I would feel lighter afterwards.

I made the mistake of telling my kids recently they'd like the movie and that it was a good movie. Then I watched it again and realized that "WAS" was the key word.

Original or remake? lol

 

[Mr_bogey]

Original

 

[Mr_bogey]

I’m not interested in sharing you Bogart. I’d like you all to myself

JJ has a really impressive resume.

 

[MedicalMuse]

JJ has a really impressive resume.

Yup. I’m sure

 

[MedicalMuse]

Original

Just fyi, it was filmed in my home state in the town of Lehi. Which oddly, still looks like it did in the original movie.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I’m bringing my posse

 

[hotoldrguy]

Can I just vent about someone in the real? My dad. He thinks I should stay married and that I'm making a huge mistake. My marriage was a mistake. I got great kids from it, but fuck going back. He thinks I shouldn't be dating, and, I get that one, but I wasted years of my life on the wrong guy, why waste any more finding the right one? And the current one seems promising.

While I'm here anyway, just to the people on my ignored list, most litsters have been great to talk to, you were not. I'm a grown ass woman, I do not need pushy men telling me what the fuck to do.

You should just do what is right for you

 

[hotoldrguy]

I have beef with anyone who doesn’t hear this song and immediately feel lighter .. in a good mood and want to dance!!

And that the Umbrella Academy dance is preferable to ANY OTHER dance scene done to that song.

I am with you on this.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Oh no … where’s @Bry1313

 

[crazychemgirl]

I am with you on this.

 

[Bry1313]

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I have beef with the above abomination.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Nothing I've tried can stop this silly little male symbol from attaching to my AV, and yet when I try to use the shoulder-shrugging blonde dude emoji, he's automatically replaced by what appears to be a quietly lesbian middle-school social studies teacher. I identify as a Ken doll. Respect my choices, Lit!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I have a beef with @gga3737 & @crazychemgirl. Or more literally: beef, pig snout, chicken feet loaf.