🖕👊 🤼‍♂️ The Official Lit Shitshow aka Beef/Callout Thread 🔥🌪🌀

[Lmizzler]

I have a beef with @crazychemgirl for starting another thread that is flying and consuming so much of my time! Doesn’t she know I have important adulting things to do like work, complain about how much smoke there is in the air right now, and make a shopping list to make queso!

 

[gga]

Uh oh, somebody's going to get a spanking!

If that's what you want, I'll comply.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I have a beef with @crazychemgirl for starting another thread that is flying and consuming so much of my time! Doesn’t she know I have important adulting things to do like work, complain about how much smoke there is in the air right now, and make a shopping list to make queso!

You don't have the fridge stocked with it? (shakes my head in deep disappointment)

If that's what you want, I'll comply.

Wait, I want you to spank me! This did not turn out like I anticipated!

 

[hotoldrguy]

@crazychemgirl for making the best thread when im trying to waste less time on Lit. And also for not giving me an A++++ yet. Im just hanging out waiting for my grade here...

Wait... we get graded?!

 

[gga]

Wait, I want you to spank me! This did not turn out like I anticipated!

You're missing something. Or I am.
Because spankings are precisely what's in store for you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have a beef with @crazychemgirl for starting another thread that is flying and consuming so much of my time! Doesn’t she know I have important adulting things to do like work, complain about how much smoke there is in the air right now, and make a shopping list to make queso!

You know you love it …. Where else would you get hassled for rap videos and butthole pictures??

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

You're missing something. Or I am.
Because spankings are precisely what's in store for you.

Yussssssss!

 

[tolyk]

You know you love it …. Where else would you get hassled for rap videos and butthole pictures??

Fetlife?

 

[Lmizzler]

You know you love it …. Where else would you get hassled for rap videos and butthole pictures??

And I just saw that @OrdinaryPerson beefed on you already today for the same reason.

I feel like this is going to affect my grade!

 

[crazychemgirl]

And I just saw that @OrdinaryPerson beefed on you already today for the same reason.

I feel like this is going to affect my grade!

Your beef gets a DD … because I know deep down in the bowels of your soul … underneath the sludge… you love having a new thread where you can simultaneously discuss queso and titties, rapping and buttholes.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Uh oh, somebody's going to get a spanking!

Why thank you

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Your beef gets a DD … because I know deep down in the bowels of your soul … underneath the sludge… you love having a new thread where you can simultaneously discuss queso and titties, rapping and buttholes.

You might be to the point it’s time to consider advertising revenue on your thread ,

 

[Lmizzler]

Your beef gets a DD … because I know deep down in the bowels of your soul … underneath the sludge… you love having a new thread where you can simultaneously discuss queso and titties, rapping and buttholes.

How’d you know about that sludge?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Wait... we get graded?!

A+++ for you Guy

 

[crazychemgirl]

How’d you know about that sludge?

A woman always knows

 

[gga]

Why thank you

Mesmerizing

 

[Apisto42]

Why thank you

That did something for my … beef.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok … so this is a name related one. Some I’ve called out before but I’m doing it again cuz it still bugs me.

@muddler35 .. why … WHY IS THERE AN “L”?????

@Lmizzler again with the L’s … its like you two banded together to annoy me when I’m tagging

@LaisDeMarieDeFrance I always want to type “lias” and then remember and its irritating


There are others I’m sure but these pop up immediately

 

[Mr_bogey]

Ok … so this is a name related one. Some I’ve called out before but I’m doing it again cuz it still bugs me.

@muddler35 .. why … WHY IS THERE AN “L”?????

@Lmizzler again with the L’s … its like you two banded together to annoy me when I’m tagging

@LaisDeMarieDeFrance I always want to type “lias” and then remember and its irritating


There are others I’m sure but these pop up immediately

A muddler is a thing and it is phallic in nature, so

https://www.seriouseats.com/best-muddlers-6502793

It's also know as a "tool". Coincidence? *

*We kid because we love @muddler35

 

[crazychemgirl]

A muddler is a thing and it is phallic in nature, so

https://www.seriouseats.com/best-muddlers-6502793

It's also know as a "tool". Coincidence? *

*We kid because we love @muddler35

Omg THATS what he chose as his name????????

 

[Mr_bogey]

I assumed he really likes old fashioneds

 

[Nightbird]

I assumed he really likes old fashioneds

Mojitos

 

[muddler35]

A muddler is a thing and it is phallic in nature, so

https://www.seriouseats.com/best-muddlers-6502793

It's also know as a "tool". Coincidence? *

*We kid because we love @muddler35

Thanks Bogey. I didn’t want to have to explain it. I was a bartender for decades. I pissed off my manager one night, so he ran a $2.00 mojito special. My arm was sore for days. I changed my work email to muddler out of spite. The name stuck.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Thanks Bogey. I didn’t want to have to explain it. I was a bartender for decades. I pissed off my manager one night, so he ran a $2.00 mojito special. My arm was sore for days. I changed my work email to muddler out of spite. The name stuck.

Ok that actually make sense…. You’re off the hook. I still don’t like typing it though.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Ok … so this is a name related one. Some I’ve called out before but I’m doing it again cuz it still bugs me.

@muddler35 .. why … WHY IS THERE AN “L”?????

@Lmizzler again with the L’s … its like you two banded together to annoy me when I’m tagging

@LaisDeMarieDeFrance I always want to type “lias” and then remember and its irritating


There are others I’m sure but these pop up immediately

Sorry you're not Quebecois.