🖕👊 🤼‍♂️ The Official Lit Shitshow aka Beef/Callout Thread 🔥🌪🌀

[Nightbird]

Thanks Bogey. I didn’t want to have to explain it. I was a bartender for decades. I pissed off my manager one night, so he ran a $2.00 mojito special. My arm was sore for days. I changed my work email to muddler out of spite. The name stuck.

I LOVE a good Mojito

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sorry you're not Quebecois.

I’m not!

 

[Nightbird]

I’m not!

Neither am I!

 

[muddler35]

Ok that actually make sense…. You’re off the hook. I still don’t like typing it though.

Lately I answer to doofus, ass, or jerk. Take your pick.

Oh, and apparently Hose Head now. Sorry @Nightbird , didn’t mean to leave yours out.

 

[Lmizzler]

Ok … so this is a name related one. Some I’ve called out before but I’m doing it again cuz it still bugs me.

@muddler35 .. why … WHY IS THERE AN “L”?????

@Lmizzler again with the L’s … its like you two banded together to annoy me when I’m tagging

@LaisDeMarieDeFrance I always want to type “lias” and then remember and its irritating


There are others I’m sure but these pop up immediately

I unfortunately have no good excuses like the other 2 have.

I was just a complete idiot while choosing my name. I was recently given the option to change it and considered it but only had them make the L uppercase instead. Trying to make it a smidgeon easier to read and tag.

Too many people already knew me by this name even if it was a bad one.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I unfortunately have no good excuses like the other 2 have.

I was just a complete idiot while choosing my name. I was recently given the option to change it and considered it but only had them make the L uppercase instead. Trying to make it a smidgeon easier to read and tag.

Too many people already knew me by this name even if it was a bad one.

Well now I also know it… doesn’t mean it still doesn’t make me angry lol

 

[Mr_bogey]

I unfortunately have no good excuses like the other 2 have.

I was just a complete idiot while choosing my name. I was recently given the option to change it and considered it but only had them make the L uppercase instead. Trying to make it a smidgeon easier to read and tag.

Too many people already knew me by this name even if it was a bad one.

I like the name but I liked it even more when you were imizzler.

 

[tolyk]

I unfortunately have no good excuses like the other 2 have.

I was just a complete idiot while choosing my name. I was recently given the option to change it and considered it but only had them make the L uppercase instead. Trying to make it a smidgeon easier to read and tag.

Too many people already knew me by this name even if it was a bad one.

How'd you get it changed? I've wanted to make mine capitalized for years.

 

[Lmizzler]

How'd you get it changed? I've wanted to make mine capitalized for years.

That’s a secret I’ll have to take to the grave. I can’t kiss and tell on this one.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I unfortunately have no good excuses like the other 2 have.

I was just a complete idiot while choosing my name. I was recently given the option to change it and considered it but only had them make the L uppercase instead. Trying to make it a smidgeon easier to read and tag.

Too many people already knew me by this name even if it was a bad one.

I put off signing up on Lit for like 2 years because I wanted the perfect username. I’m so glad I waited. This one gets me so much ass

 

[Lmizzler]

I put off signing up on Lit for like 2 years because I wanted the perfect username. I’m so glad I waited. This one gets me so much ass

This comment had me rolling.
I have a lot of learning to do obviously.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

This comment had me rolling.
I have a lot of learning to do obviously.

Yours is good. Unique and we can call you mizzy!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yours is good. Unique and we can call you mizzy!

Omg I just realized …. Does the “L” strand for “lil”

‘lil mizzy …. IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW!

@Lmizzler

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I put off signing up on Lit for like 2 years because I wanted the perfect username. I’m so glad I waited. This one gets me so much ass

I am glad I waited before signing up, otherwise I wouldn't have this unforgettable name You should see the reactions my name gets... #jealous

 

[Lmizzler]

Yours is good. Unique and we can call you mizzy!

Omg I just realized …. Does the “L” strand for “lil”

‘lil mizzy …. IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW!

@Lmizzler

I am glad I waited before signing up, otherwise I wouldn't have this unforgettable name You should see the reactions my name gets... #jealous

And again I say…so much to learn from you sages! A combined 52,000+ posts between you 3.

 

[tolyk]

And again I say…so much to learn from you sages! A combined 52,000+ posts between you 3.

Um.... Don't look at my post count

 

[Apisto42]

And again I say…so much to learn from you sages! A combined 52,000+ posts between you 3.

There’s a difference betwixt quantity and quality of course….

 

[crazychemgirl]

There’s a difference betwixt quantity and quality of course….

Are you calling out the quality of my (and Nebs and SCP) posts??


Well I never!

 

[Bry1313]

Are you calling out the quality of my (and Nebs and SCP) posts??


Well I never!

Two out of three there are of the highest quality

 

[Apisto42]

Are you calling out the quality of my (and Nebs and SCP) posts??


Well I never!

Me? No, just making a general statement.

I estimate 98% of my posts are shit posting, so no claim to wisdom here.

 

[Bry1313]

I’ve got beef that women can get their orgasm count so much higher than the men can……

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I’ve got beef that women can get their orgasm count so much higher than the men can……

yeah, sorry, not sorry about that. That is like the number one perk of being a chick.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Do you imagine Oprah handing them out?

You get an orgasm
And you get an orgasm
And you get an orgasm....

 

[AmberLGreen]

Do you imagine Oprah handing them out?

You get an orgasm
And you get an orgasm
And you get an orgasm....

I knew that I would fulfil your fantasy one day

 

[tolyk]

yeah, sorry, not sorry about that. That is like the number one perk of being a chick.

It's a good perk, that I enjoy exploiting. Immensely.