😎 That Feeling When...

TFW you come home from work after a long day and you tell her "God I'm hungry"

And she lays back on the couch .... spreads her legs and says "Come and feast then"
Omg Yes, unfortunately I know it'll never happen again.
 
TFW the ball comes off the face of the club just right...and you don't have to even watch it cause you know it's right
 
TFW you look around and suddenly realize without influence or orchestration, the house is quiet. You are alone. And you allow yourself to believe fate has assembled the stars in alignment and presented you this moment to take 30 precious minutes…nay.. 30 exquisite diamonds of time, to literally not give a Shit.
 
TFW you finish a tough week and realize that you have zero adulting responsibilities tomorrow. I apologize in advance for any silly posts.🤣
 
TFW you walk down the newly carpeted stairs carrying a large microwave and you slip on a step falling down the staircase and now your tailbone is throbbing....oh and the newly constructed wall has a nice gash mark and the new floor has a large scratch..and the microwave is in a hundred pieces...yeah that feeling
 
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