The Female Gaze

[Endless_Night]

Well, I tried to find some sexy Santa pics, for the season, but everything seemed on the effeminate side. Or had Santa in speedos. Or *shudder* a mankini.

In no universe should Santa wear a mankini.


Eventually I ran across a fashion Santa series. SophistiSanta.

One
Two
Three

I do like a man willing to wear color.

 

[JMJ4Play]

Don’t ask lol

 

[Endless_Night]

Also. This reminds me of Suz!

She had a Santa thing.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Eventually I ran across a fashion Santa series. SophistiSanta.

#1 looks like Darth Claus.

None of them remind me of a jolly old elf.

But I do enjoy that you had to look at a mankini Santa.

Also. This reminds me of Suz!

She had a Santa thing.

I just tried to revive that thread the other day.

 

[Endless_Night]

#1 looks like Darth Claus.

Darth Claus? Really?

Masculinized Elizabethan dandy I'll give you. But Darth Claus?

None of them remind me of a jolly old elf.

True dat, but let me reiterate those were the best options. By far.

But I do enjoy that you had to look at a mankini Santa.

Well, I'm glad someone enjoyed it.

I think I'm emotionally scarred. The "santas" in question all looked so bizarrely joyous about the situation.

And they really should have.

I just tried to revive that thread the other day.

Really? I must have missed the bump.

 

[Apisto42]

Well, I tried to find some sexy Santa pics, for the season, but everything seemed on the effeminate side. Or had Santa in speedos. Or *shudder* a mankini.

In no universe should Santa wear a mankini.


Eventually I ran across a fashion Santa series. SophistiSanta.

One
Two
Three

I do like a man willing to wear color.

#3 skipped leg day too many times. You’d think with all that jumping down chimneys he’d have hella thighs.

But his outfit is top notch.

Life goals. But with real legs.

 

[Endless_Night]

#3 skipped leg day too many times. You’d think with all that jumping down chimneys he’d have hella thighs.

But his outfit is top notch.

Life goals. But with real legs.

Like this?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Not Santa, but Christmas themed.

I’m guessing from the ‘50s or ‘60s? But did they have women’s sex magazines back then?

 

[Wand3rlust]

The model's name was Mel Fortune. - he was born in 1937. Just had some interesting reading... there was gay porn about then, not sure if for women too...there's a whole collection of articles and pictures on this website I went to - interesting....

 

[Endless_Night]

The model's name was Mel Fortune. - he was born in 1937. Just had some interesting reading... there was gay porn about then, not sure if for women too...there's a whole collection of articles and pictures on this website I went to - interesting....

Huh. He is of the Silent Generation. I would never have associated that group with gay porn.

 

[Apisto42]

Like this?

That Santa is a unit I say.

 

[hotwords229_A]

The model's name was Mel Fortune. - he was born in 1937. Just had some interesting reading... there was gay porn about then, not sure if for women too...there's a whole collection of articles and pictures on this website I went to - interesting....

That is interesting.

I wonder if women ever bought these “muscle magazines”. I can’t imagaine they did, but maybe they bought them “for their sons”?

Also, Mel seems like a pretty good guy based on his answers to reader’s questions.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Huh. He is of the Silent Generation. I would never have associated that group with gay porn.

I think gay porn has been around since the beginning. There is a reason Michelangelo’s David isn’t wearing pants.

 

[Endless_Night]

There is a reason Michelangelo’s David isn’t wearing pants.

Oh, the historical data I glean off Lit.

 

[Apisto42]

Huh. He is of the Silent Generation. I would never have associated that group with gay porn.

It’s always the quiet ones.

 

[Endless_Night]

It’s always the quiet ones.

You are being just too amusing this morning!

 

[Endless_Night]

Whilst searching for something for The Gaze I ran across this little number.

I watched it on repeat for some time and still can't figure out why it's so creepy.

 

[Endless_Night]

This is how I imagine @hotwords229_A posterior.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Whilst searching for something for The Gaze I ran across this little number.

I watched it on repeat for some time and still can't figure out why it's so creepy.

Teddy bears flashing… that’s just weird.
I get the ick factor

 

[Lord_Libido]

Teddy bears flashing… that’s just weird.
I get the ick factor

I thought women liked teddy bears

 

[MedicalMuse]

So do kids…

 

[Lord_Libido]

So do kids…

Ahh I see

 

[Endless_Night]

Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis. Plus, that whole flasher vibe . . . .

 

[Endless_Night]

This is how I picture @Apisto42.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Now i want a whole thread on your imaginings of everyone.

Happy new year, btw x