The Female Gaze

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Well, I tried to find some sexy Santa pics, for the season, but everything seemed on the effeminate side. Or had Santa in speedos. Or *shudder* a mankini.

In no universe should Santa wear a mankini.


Eventually I ran across a fashion Santa series. SophistiSanta.

One
Two
Three

I do like a man willing to wear color.

 

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Don’t ask lol

 

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Also. This reminds me of Suz!

She had a Santa thing.

 

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Eventually I ran across a fashion Santa series. SophistiSanta.

#1 looks like Darth Claus.

None of them remind me of a jolly old elf.

But I do enjoy that you had to look at a mankini Santa.

Also. This reminds me of Suz!

She had a Santa thing.

I just tried to revive that thread the other day.

 

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#1 looks like Darth Claus.

Darth Claus? Really?

Masculinized Elizabethan dandy I'll give you. But Darth Claus?

None of them remind me of a jolly old elf.

True dat, but let me reiterate those were the best options. By far.

But I do enjoy that you had to look at a mankini Santa.

Well, I'm glad someone enjoyed it.

I think I'm emotionally scarred. The "santas" in question all looked so bizarrely joyous about the situation.

And they really should have.

I just tried to revive that thread the other day.

Really? I must have missed the bump.