3 word story

[Boxlicker101]

was bisexual and

 

[destinie21]

highly rabid

 

[McKenna]

.

 

[Boxlicker101]

intoxicated on eucalyptis

 

[Honey123]

. The koala inhaled

 

[McKenna]

.

 

[Honey123]

a big, long

 

[Boxlicker101]

stogie and took

 

[Honey123]

a long look

 

[Boxlicker101]

at Philip and

 

[Honey123]

stroked his dildo.

 

[Boxlicker101]

into his ass

His own ass, that is.

 

[Honey123]

, "Want some, Phillip?"

(Thanks for that explanation!!!

 

[Boxlicker101]

"Only from Mummy."

 

[Honey123]

"You mean Freddie?"

(I feel the need to explain this one -- mummy as in the dead Freddie Mercury)

 

[Boxlicker101]

"No. My wife."

 

[Guest]

Who is currently

 

[Boxlicker101]

HerMajesty, Queen Elizabeth


"HerMajesty" is a title, which should count as one word.

 

[Guest]

II

 

[Boxlicker101]

of England, who

 

[Guest]

owns lots of

 

[Boxlicker101]

strapons and dildos

 

[CharleyH]

all diamond jeweled.

(damn box I had to edit!)

 

[SlickTony]

and preserves for

 

[Boxlicker101]

too late