3 word story

[Boxlicker101]

NOW, Your Majesty.

 

[CharleyH]

The wombats rallied

(hey when you have nothing else the wombats at least cum in . . handy?)

 

[Boxlicker101]

supporting sex toys

 

[Honey123]

and squirting cream

(I missed the wombats!!)

 

[Boxlicker101]

onto the royals

Don't worry, Honey. They will be back.

 

[Honey123]

very large teeth.

(well, at least every 3rd page!)

 

[Boxlicker101]

and bony noses

 

[Honey123]

and large ears!

 

[Guest]

All the better

 

[Boxlicker101]

to scare children

 

[Guest]

with, my dear

 

[Boxlicker101]

After saying that,

 

[Honey123]

Phillip took Charles

 

[Guest]

to shoot some

(Sorry, I just can't do Royal incest. )

 

[Honey123]

crack in his

(that's ok -- how about drugs?)

 

[Guest]

chimney stack

(Yes, I'm sure they do. But, not me, I've given up. )

 

[Boxlicker101]

too late

 

[Honey123]

for it missed

 

[Boxlicker101]

"'sokay," he said.

 

[Honey123]

Lighting his pipe,

 

[Boxlicker101]

"Try again later."

 

[Honey123]

But later never

 

[Boxlicker101]

came because the

 

[Honey123]

koala was shot

 

[Boxlicker101]

from a cannon