4 words after the condom breaks

[raiguy]

It broke? Oh well...

 

[Corbal]

......I'm gonna get half.

 

[ShortChangeHero]

Thank God Plan-B's OTC!

 

[raiguy]

You ready for Parenthood?

 

[ShortChangeHero]

Where's the turkey baster?

 

[raiguy]

Oh shit.....JUST KIDDING!

 

[Sensualdreamer]

You the baby daddy!

 

[subdued_passion]

Glad it's an oral

 

[TheMogul40]

Just a little leaked

 

[subdued_passion]

baby it's just lube

 

[GauchoMan]

See? Analsex is safe

 

[ShortChangeHero]

Just knot the end

 

[TheMogul40]

Now get on top

(Use law of gravity)

 

[Lia Monde]

Saran Wrap was better.

 

[subdued_passion]

How nice, an enema.

 

[katieandakitty]

That doesn't mean stop!

 

[subdued_passion]

Hello, my baby mama

 

[subdued_passion]

Now we're really screwed.

 

[subdued_passion]

No use stopping now

 

[papadoc19]

The seed is strong

 

[luvthedesserts]

Maybe it'll be puppies.

 

[subdued_passion]

Better get a refund

 

[subdued_passion]

Riding bareback costs extra!

 

[ShortChangeHero]

"November 2005? No wonder!"

 

[subdued_passion]

Damn bulk sale rip-off!!!