A Conference of Wizards
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Glaferin
As Grilam fell to the floor, I had just finished telling the barkeep the rest of the ingredients in a Dead Man's Float. Looking over I knew it was time to sober the old chap up...
Walking over I gave him a hand to his feet, then punching in the beat of "Kung Fu Fighting" into my cell phone we both ended up right inside my apartment, and seizing the now getting sick Grilam from the teleport, shoved into the bathroom and right by the toilet.
As Grilam fell to the floor, I had just finished telling the barkeep the rest of the ingredients in a Dead Man's Float. Looking over I knew it was time to sober the old chap up...
Walking over I gave him a hand to his feet, then punching in the beat of "Kung Fu Fighting" into my cell phone we both ended up right inside my apartment, and seizing the now getting sick Grilam from the teleport, shoved into the bathroom and right by the toilet.
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Well, Lord hopped on the magic carpet and said "Ready Denoitnem? Here we go!" lord started to think.
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OOPS! They seemed to have appeared at a strip bar, lord turned to Denoitnem "heh oops...minor inconvenience" Lord started thinking again and finally they ended up at the pub. They looked around than lord said "hrmm...seems they just left"
Well, Lord hopped on the magic carpet and said "Ready Denoitnem? Here we go!" lord started to think.
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OOPS! They seemed to have appeared at a strip bar, lord turned to Denoitnem "heh oops...minor inconvenience" Lord started thinking again and finally they ended up at the pub. They looked around than lord said "hrmm...seems they just left"
"Lord, Denoitnem how was your trip? Like i said carpets scare me, I fell off one as a child. Before hitting the ground, a wizard by the name of Sertian saved me. He say the gift of magic in me and took me in as his apprentice, even though i was only 2. Poor Sertian, though, died before he could teach me every thing, but he left me his book, and learned all I needed, andd all in his book...::Trails off in silence::"
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Grilam the Black
Nothing like getting as drunk as possible and then vomiting your lower intestine out. He stared at the cool toliet bowl as the contents of his stomach started to pour out. He was far to drunk to take in what was happening in any sense of reality.
Hey, look at that, baked ham. Hmm, when did I eat THAT? That's gross....... Hey,........Are those my shoes?
Nothing like getting as drunk as possible and then vomiting your lower intestine out. He stared at the cool toliet bowl as the contents of his stomach started to pour out. He was far to drunk to take in what was happening in any sense of reality.
Hey, look at that, baked ham. Hmm, when did I eat THAT? That's gross....... Hey,........Are those my shoes?
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Denoitnem:
As Lord lands the carpet, I look at Atrimis who tries to tell us some tale about his childhood.
"Lord, magnificent driving, young chap. But, it seems we have missed Grilam and Glaferin." With that, Atrimis grabs his beeping pager and asks when we shall meet again.
"Hopefully soon, my new friend. Although that haze hasn't bothered us in some time.
"Well, Lord, shall we try Grilam's place?"
I settle back on the carpet and await Lord's reply.
As Lord lands the carpet, I look at Atrimis who tries to tell us some tale about his childhood.
"Lord, magnificent driving, young chap. But, it seems we have missed Grilam and Glaferin." With that, Atrimis grabs his beeping pager and asks when we shall meet again.
"Hopefully soon, my new friend. Although that haze hasn't bothered us in some time.
"Well, Lord, shall we try Grilam's place?"
I settle back on the carpet and await Lord's reply.
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Grilam the Black
A little hocus pocus, and he was back at his place. In his room. Still drunk. Well, you can't have everything. He flopped on his bed, and looked over. Then he saw the cause for all this, and turned over. He buried his face in his hands, and made a minor sobering spell. Feeling much beter, he allowed himself to drift off into a sleep wrought with nightmares and memories.
A little hocus pocus, and he was back at his place. In his room. Still drunk. Well, you can't have everything. He flopped on his bed, and looked over. Then he saw the cause for all this, and turned over. He buried his face in his hands, and made a minor sobering spell. Feeling much beter, he allowed himself to drift off into a sleep wrought with nightmares and memories.
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Lord sat back on the carpet again, and thought for a while, they appeared at over a million different places but Lord kept his concentration to find Grilam.
All of a sudden Denoitnem ask "Well, where you going chap?"
Lord said "Im going to Grilam's place"
Denoitnem replied "okay"
Lord kept thinking and they kept disappearing and reappearing at different places, all of a sudden Lord turns around and asks "Wheres Grilam's place?"
Lord sat back on the carpet again, and thought for a while, they appeared at over a million different places but Lord kept his concentration to find Grilam.
All of a sudden Denoitnem ask "Well, where you going chap?"
Lord said "Im going to Grilam's place"
Denoitnem replied "okay"
Lord kept thinking and they kept disappearing and reappearing at different places, all of a sudden Lord turns around and asks "Wheres Grilam's place?"
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Denoitnem:
"Well, my dear Lord, were you not with us at Grilam's place in the North? Ho-hum! I suppose I'll take the reins."
With that, I grab the edges of the carpet as we whoosh over to Grilam's Northern spire.
"Lord, take us down."
"Well, my dear Lord, were you not with us at Grilam's place in the North? Ho-hum! I suppose I'll take the reins."
With that, I grab the edges of the carpet as we whoosh over to Grilam's Northern spire.
"Lord, take us down."
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Lord stares at denoitnem and thinks inside "damn bastard...knows everything" but outside he goes "Of course!" and shines a bright smile.
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Lord goes, I think we should try a new way of getting down, and with that he stood up and kept jumping up and down pushing the carpet down inch by inch until they landed
Lets walk in shall we?
Lord stares at denoitnem and thinks inside "damn bastard...knows everything" but outside he goes "Of course!" and shines a bright smile.
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Lord goes, I think we should try a new way of getting down, and with that he stood up and kept jumping up and down pushing the carpet down inch by inch until they landed
Lets walk in shall we?
Glaferin
Sitting back in my easy chair in front of the fire, I create a Morgan and Coke, and sipping it rummage through the many centuries of memories that clog my mind. Chuckling at a few I settle back, check my messages and turn on the TV to watch ESPN Sports Center.
Sitting back in my easy chair in front of the fire, I create a Morgan and Coke, and sipping it rummage through the many centuries of memories that clog my mind. Chuckling at a few I settle back, check my messages and turn on the TV to watch ESPN Sports Center.
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Denoitnem:
"Good idea, Lord; but, next time, show some ambition and walk in yourself." The young mage annoys me with his comments as I lead the way to the large doors. Knocking loudly, I hear a commotion inside.
No answer. I open the door slowly and look around. "Allo?!?"
"Good idea, Lord; but, next time, show some ambition and walk in yourself." The young mage annoys me with his comments as I lead the way to the large doors. Knocking loudly, I hear a commotion inside.
No answer. I open the door slowly and look around. "Allo?!?"
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The Dark Tower of Grilam the Black
The halls were dark, lit by torches placed on the walls of the large halls. The stones were black and cold, absorbing the light that touched them. At the base of the tower, where the main doors opened into the Valley of Monsters, three hallways met. One swept of, disappearing in the curve of the tower. Another led straight through to a junction of several hallways.
The last was a small stone passage slightly above the rest, better lighted than the others. It had wooden stairs moving up to the white marble of the last hall. It led in about twenty feet before hitting a small wooden door that led to a circular stairwell which led halfway up the tower, to Grilam's room proper.
A few large Golems moved down in the halls, and three great armored golems stood ready in the junction of the three halls, staring down the doors. One ushered the wizards in, and closed the door before motioning for them to move on and returning to its post.
The halls were dark, lit by torches placed on the walls of the large halls. The stones were black and cold, absorbing the light that touched them. At the base of the tower, where the main doors opened into the Valley of Monsters, three hallways met. One swept of, disappearing in the curve of the tower. Another led straight through to a junction of several hallways.
The last was a small stone passage slightly above the rest, better lighted than the others. It had wooden stairs moving up to the white marble of the last hall. It led in about twenty feet before hitting a small wooden door that led to a circular stairwell which led halfway up the tower, to Grilam's room proper.
A few large Golems moved down in the halls, and three great armored golems stood ready in the junction of the three halls, staring down the doors. One ushered the wizards in, and closed the door before motioning for them to move on and returning to its post.
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Denoitnem:
Following the large golem's rocky finger, my eyes look down the brightest hallway. Since the golems recognized me as soon as I entered, I do not fear the path they have chosen for me.
"Come along, Lord," I motion to the small wizard, as I walk into the passageway. At a large wooden door, I sense the protective spell and usher it away. Beyond the doorway, a stairwell circles upward, around the outer wall of the spire. Since no handrail protects travelers, we must trust our balance and our breath not to fail us.
I begin to walk up the stairs, slowly pulling my old form from one step to the next, until Lord coughs to get my attention.
I turn back to him and ask why he is grinning so much. Then, I realize that all the pain that I've exersised in getting this far up has only brought me six feet from the floor.
"Fine then, smarty-pants: You lead!" I frown at my crippled legs and wonder why youth is wasted on the young.
Following the large golem's rocky finger, my eyes look down the brightest hallway. Since the golems recognized me as soon as I entered, I do not fear the path they have chosen for me.
"Come along, Lord," I motion to the small wizard, as I walk into the passageway. At a large wooden door, I sense the protective spell and usher it away. Beyond the doorway, a stairwell circles upward, around the outer wall of the spire. Since no handrail protects travelers, we must trust our balance and our breath not to fail us.
I begin to walk up the stairs, slowly pulling my old form from one step to the next, until Lord coughs to get my attention.
I turn back to him and ask why he is grinning so much. Then, I realize that all the pain that I've exersised in getting this far up has only brought me six feet from the floor.
"Fine then, smarty-pants: You lead!" I frown at my crippled legs and wonder why youth is wasted on the young.
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i think that it was funny
neways time for me
PS think we couild all get on our castles later on?(i mean visit them ya know... ie fire person get a firey castle ect.)
Lord steps up infront of Denoitnems way and goes ready? while waiting for Denoitnems reply lord started running up the stairs and Denoitnem replied when Lord was halfway up. Lord yelled down to Denoitnem for him to hurry up thinking to himself "God damn old people..."
bobo_daclown said:
i think that it was funny
neways time for mePS think we couild all get on our castles later on?(i mean visit them ya know... ie fire person get a firey castle ect.)
Lord steps up infront of Denoitnems way and goes ready? while waiting for Denoitnems reply lord started running up the stairs and Denoitnem replied when Lord was halfway up. Lord yelled down to Denoitnem for him to hurry up thinking to himself "God damn old people..."
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Denoitnem:
My legs feel as gnarled as tree roots and the stairs seem to be further and further apart. Lord, who ran past me, up the stairs gets about halfway up and looks down, insistantly.
"I'm coming, I'm coming!" I shout at him. "Actually," I mumble, "why don't you just tell Grilam that I'm waiting for him, here?"
My legs feel as gnarled as tree roots and the stairs seem to be further and further apart. Lord, who ran past me, up the stairs gets about halfway up and looks down, insistantly.
"I'm coming, I'm coming!" I shout at him. "Actually," I mumble, "why don't you just tell Grilam that I'm waiting for him, here?"
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OOC: what about all my other firends in this post? >;[
IC: "What? Whats that laste sentence?" Lord started asking " Couldn't quite hear it....could you speek up a bit thy oh great mage?..I got a better idea lets just teleport up the stairs....."
Lord and Denoitnem teleported up the stairs and went throu gh the door.
OOC: what about all my other firends in this post? >;[
IC: "What? Whats that laste sentence?" Lord started asking " Couldn't quite hear it....could you speek up a bit thy oh great mage?..I got a better idea lets just teleport up the stairs....."
Lord and Denoitnem teleported up the stairs and went throu gh the door.
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Denoitnem:
Glad that Lord is smart enough to think of the teleportation idea.
We walk through the door and I shout out, "Grilam... Grilam... Come out, come out, wherever you are!"
Glad that Lord is smart enough to think of the teleportation idea.
We walk through the door and I shout out, "Grilam... Grilam... Come out, come out, wherever you are!"
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The Back door to Grilam's room Proper.
Yes, at the tops of the stairs was a door, and through that door was a seven foor square dingy stone room. It resembled a dungeon, damp and dank. Once they'd both gfone through the door, it disappeared. There was a rotten wooden ladder, magicially enhance to last at least an eternity, which went to a wooden trapdoor, which light went around as it was cast into the gloom.
And did I forget to mention that this was where Grilam kept his early 'mistakes' in golem making? Three large, ugly, man-eating stone monstrosities.
Yes, at the tops of the stairs was a door, and through that door was a seven foor square dingy stone room. It resembled a dungeon, damp and dank. Once they'd both gfone through the door, it disappeared. There was a rotten wooden ladder, magicially enhance to last at least an eternity, which went to a wooden trapdoor, which light went around as it was cast into the gloom.
And did I forget to mention that this was where Grilam kept his early 'mistakes' in golem making? Three large, ugly, man-eating stone monstrosities.
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OOC: *Pulls out a rather large stick.* Lord, do I have to beat you senseless? Grilam isn't there. In fact, he's deep in a REM cycle now. You're alone. No newer better golems to help you. And might I add, if it eats Golems, which are stone, it'll eat the floor out, and you'll just be washed out back to the enterance hall.
And I said they were man-eating, not evil. They're ugly, large, and man-eating. Not once is evil mentioned. You could always....I don't know...ask them to help you get through the trapdoor. That'
s actually what they're there for. And a 'mistake' in golem-making doesn't mean Grilam can't control it.
I was just adding a little action in. A little thinker. But nooo, you have to play with the laws of reality. Just screw it. Go ahead before I hurt you. *Waves the stick menacingly.*
And I said they were man-eating, not evil. They're ugly, large, and man-eating. Not once is evil mentioned. You could always....I don't know...ask them to help you get through the trapdoor. That'
s actually what they're there for. And a 'mistake' in golem-making doesn't mean Grilam can't control it.
I was just adding a little action in. A little thinker. But nooo, you have to play with the laws of reality. Just screw it. Go ahead before I hurt you. *Waves the stick menacingly.*
