A confession about Flagg and me

[Gingersnap]

Deborah I told you not to hurt him. Oh pull on his hair and he squeals even louder. Just like a little tiny piggy. He does make a nice girl sorta a cross between Hugh Grant and Prince Willian. MMMMmmm what a rider you are Debs!!!!!!!!
I heard he had went into a cardiac arrythmia when you made him suck on your panties. Girl!! you have the power cocktail the world has been looking for all these years!!!!
YEAH BABY TIGHTEN UP THAT BRIDLE!!!!!

 

[Deborah]

Flagg is in the hospital because there is a 16 inch dildo stuck up his ass and they can't get it out. I heard he is going to get a laptop in his room so when you all hear from him, the first thing you should ask is, "How's the asshole?" Actually, word is Flagg rather likes the hospital, especially the bottom floor. Right, the morgue, which is fast becoming known for, not a place for "dead stiffs," but a place for "stiffing the dead."

It happened just like you thought, Gingersnap. Flagg was squealing and squirming like a little piggy, and after his tenth anal orgasm, the damn thing just got stuck in that asshole. I had to detach it from the harness. If you think Flagg was cranky before, you should see him now. And he has to shit through his mouth. So you see Never, anal orgasm is quite possible if you use the right technique.

Yes indeed, Eve, Flagg is one fine little bitch. But SS, you can have him now. He's not much good to me, what with being all plugged up.

BTW, that dude on Howard Stern the other night really did have a 16 inch penis. He could like wrap it around himself and almost stick it up his own ass. Aside to Sparky Kronkite and his great interest in autofellatio, this dude said he had no problem. He could get a blowjob any time he wanted.

Gingersnap, what's up with Roger's brother Bananas? Does he have as many bad hair days as Roger? I know you must be electrifying, but you got to do something about that dude's hair, girl.

 

[Cheyenne]

OMG, you are hilarious. I think Flagg is going to kill you when he finally reads this stuff. Hope he shows he has a good sense of humor!

 

[Melody_lane]

That's my big sista!

 

[Never]

If you think Flagg was cranky before, you should see him now. And he has to shit through his mouth. So you see Never, anal orgasm is quite possible if you use the right technique.
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BTW, that dude on Howard Stern the other night really did have a 16 inch penis.

If I remember correctly Flagg was shitting through his mouth before 'the incident' so that's not so big a change, however, I understand his being cranky. Having something stuck in your butt isn't so good, and it's not even vibrating. What a waste of a good dildo.

Really? 16 inches? Mother Nature truly is a master of hydraulic engineering though I wouldn't want to meet one of those suckers in a back alley some night. I'd even be pensive about it coming in the front alley.

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Oh wait, I forgot I was gay again. Sorry.

 

[Guest]

Hello, (Mistress) Darkness, My Old Friend...

Hey, Debwa - the truth is my hair's been like that ever since I heard you were planning another UK visit. My poor hairdresser, Alfonso, just can't do a thing with it now.

BTW - I give in, which part of the White Island are you from? I had my money on Manchester or Liverpool.

Gingershnapps - you're a BADDASS, girl! What do they teach you in those Catholic schools? I can see I'm going to have to keep my eye on you.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Yeap it was a scary as I thought it was going to be. Poor Flagg. Hope he gets better soon.

LOL
Bonnie

 

[Siren]

OMG Deborah !!!

 

[Guest]

STANDING OVATION!

HAHAHAHA
HOLY SHIT DEBORAH.......

Damn you are too fucking funny.....

~~~ENDEARMENT FOR DEBORAH IS "DEB-O-RATOR" "DEB-O-MIESTER" "DEB-O-RA,RA" LOL~~~

OMG Deborah!!!!

All I can say is, this is one of the best literotica stories I have read in a long time.....

Keep this series up...it is so good.

Oh sweet Deborah !!!!
Love the story so far...cant wait for second installment.....

You are my hero. You are my idol. You are a damn fine woman!!!!!

And the award goes to....

 

[Deborah]

Hey AKA (Ass Kissers of America), butt out, I love having my ass kissed, especially with a lot of tongue. You know, a black kiss. AKA, I think you spend a little too much time with your head up your own ass, and you should change your UserName to Total Assholes of America, and YOU win! And your contest isn't even a contest. Roger the Scotsquatch is the best ass kisser. That bad hair adds an incredible erotic sensation, like you are sitting on a porcupine.

Cheyenne, I'm sure Flagg will want to kill me. That's how he likes his fish - cold. Of course you probably read his (he was Crystal then) story "Still Love" about fucking a dead girl. I'm not too worried about Flagg trying to off me. In light of his abhorrence of guns, what's he going to shoot me with, his dick? Besides, God is on my side, what with that story "A Very Divine Intervention" about fucking God he wrote. I did give Flagg a bible to read during his hospital stay. So he asks me, "What's this, a kook book?"

Now, this is REALLY too weird. I forgot the name of Flagg's "fucking God" story so I went to the Author Index. Nope, not there. So I used the search function for stories and searched on "Flagg." I got back one match on a story entitled "Bar Story" with the blurb "Sexy kinky woman picks up man from bar and takes him home. She shows him her toys - whips, cock rings, and dildos. She makes him come by tying him up and raping him with a dildo." Really! Try the search.

So I'm wondering what this has to do with "Flagg." A sentence, "...so I mixed us up a few drinks and put on some mood music, a collection of the Sex Pistols, NIN, Black Flagg, and some old Soundgarden." Incidentally, this story ends with the sentence, "Steve said that that was the first time that he ever had his ass fucked, and that he's never cum before without direct stimulation to his cock, until me." So Mistress Never, there's your answer to "anal orgasm."

I'm hot on the trail of an exclusive story. My sources tell me Flagg is now running a prostitution ring from the morgue at the hospital where he is confined. Apparently necrophilia is becoming big fucking business. More details to follow as they are uncovered (right, the dead bodies) ...

 

[KillerMuffin]

Well my gawd wowsers! The guy on Howard Stern had a 16 inch penis? Did he whack it off? Did he use a fist or Lorena's teeth? Wouldn't it have been just as easy and a lot less aeorbic just to stick a butt plug up there and leave him gagged and tied to a park bench in front of the county courthouse?

By the by, thanks for telling me about BestialButtFuckers.com, but you were right, you're kinkier than me. I sent that $5 bucks to ya.

 

[Guest]

Hey KillerMuffin, I work for Deborah and she says your check bounced. Her exact words were, "Bleep, bleep, bleep, tell KillerMuffin to get her dead ass over to Flagg's place and get to work. I want my money. My dog can roll over and play dead, I'm sure she can too."

I am in charge of the investigation into the alleged cold cocking ring operating out of the morgue at the hospital where Flagg is confined. Hey, did anybody ever see the movie "Night Shift" where Michael Keaton and Fonzie pimp out of a morgue? Shelley Long plays a good-hearted hooker. Doh!

Anyway, here's my report to date. The morgue is shut up tight. The doors are locked. Nobody knows exactly what is going on but we suspect some body is getting stiffed. Loud music is continuously blasting from the place. The same tune over and over and over, "Necrophilia Dominae."

Something's rotten deep inside
Need some more formaldehyde
Eyes are turning much too blue
Don't know what's come over you

Necrophilia dominae
Spiritus sanctus A-OK
Necrophilia dominae

Skin's a lovely shade of gray
Rigor mortis here to stay
You're the only stiff for me
Can't wait for the autopsy

Necrophilia dominae
Spiritus sanctus A-OK
Necrophilia dominae

Get too loose I'll sew it shut
Get my kicks from your dead butt
You are one hot worm food bitch
How I love postmortem twitch

Necrophilia dominae
Spiritus sanctus A-OK
Necrophilia dominae
Spiritis sanctus A-OK
Necrophilia dominae

 

[KillerMuffin]

WHY didn't she tell me she doesn't take monopoly money???

Hey KillerMuffin, I work for Deborah and she says your check bounced. Her exact words were, "Bleep, bleep, bleep, tell KillerMuffin to get her dead ass over to Flagg's place and get to work. I want my money. My dog can roll over and play dead, I'm sure she can too."

I'm not that trainable. I can play dead, but not for very long and forget rolling over on command. I have difficulties with the nuances of the English Language. Perhaps if your Mistress spoke hick? Well fuck I just burnt the ghetto pizza. This stinks. Literally. I don't wannnaaaaa!!!!!! Tell your Mistress that I can be Arnie in Commando for her, but only if she's Rae Dawn Chong.

Smooooooches. Gawd PIs turn my happy lil ass on too.

 

[Guest]

This is my second report from the morgue ...

I observed a crazed zombie exiting the morgue. The lady was very beautiful and exotic looking, except for those bulging eyes. I tailed her. No, I don't mean anal. I followed her.

This strange woman kept muttering some incredible gibberish about Batman, Robin and the Joker. As she was walking down the street, I stopped her and asked, "I noticed you were in the morgue, what were you doing in there?"

"I think I was sleeping mostly, or in some sort of unconscious state."

"OMG, you weren't like dead were you?"

"No, no, no. I suspect that dude Flagg gave me some sort of date rape drug. I felt rather lifeless and didn't feel a thing all the while he shagged me."

"What else was going on in there?"

"Well, all these dudes, patients in the hospital, were partying with the girls in the morgue. Flagg like charged all these guys $1,000 a head before he would even let them taste the cold fish. Some of these patients were older than dirt but they didn't seem to have any trouble getting it up. Could have been the Viagra Flagg was selling for $25 a pop. One old codger said, as he began stiffing his stiff, 'Hey, this one reminds me of my wife!' Flagg filmed all this and said he was sending a tape to Howard Stern, hoping he could get on the show. The note said he had the perfect girl for Hank, the angry drunk dwarf, and she would have kinky sex with him on the show. Oh yeah, and Flagg said the dude with the 16 inch dick could stick it up her ass and he'd bet she wouldn't protest one bit."

I tagged along with the woman, asking questions. We walked a few blocks and she entered a funeral home.

"What are we doing here?" I asked.

"Flagg told me to go buy some coffins."

The funeral home manager suggested we go down to the basement and look over the selection of coffins. No one else was around. It was rather creepy.

"What is your name?" I inquired.

"KillerMuffin," what's yours?

"Fonda Dick." I'm a Private Investigator. She looked at me curiously. I added, "I'm also a transvestite. I'm fond of dick."

"So am I!" she screamed in delight. Gawd PI's turn my happy lil ass on too."

We climbed in a coffin and I pumped her for information. She squealed incessantly, but before I reveal the information she divulged regarding Flagg and his cold cocking ring, I must confirm it with a second source.

 

[Gingersnap]

The rest of the girls really are stiffs Fonda Peter. You can only confirm this by taking on the Flagster yourself. I heard his cock is as cold as an ice and not nearly as hard.

 

[Gingersnap]

Sorry Fonda Dick I must correct myself. Flag's cock is really just an ice nubbin.

 

[Deborah]

My associate, Fonda Dick, P.I., has reported to me that Flagg has escaped from the hospital. Allegedly he left with "certain items" from the morgue that did not belong to him. Flagg was last seen headed west toward Cleveland driving a U-Haul truck loaded with coffins.

Wherever someone notices that Flagg once again makes an appearance on this board, please post a message on this thread. Just to let him know the cops and FBI (Female Body Inspectors) are after him.

 

[Cheyenne]

Hmmmmm.... coincidence that Flagg just posted again a short while ago on a different thread?

I think not. Deborah has a direct link to Flagg in RL??? Oh wait, that would be the rumor board...


EDIT: Never mind, just realized an old old thread was brought back to life. Flagg is still missing. Unless Deborah DOES really know where he is......

[Edited by Cheyenne on 08-20-2000 at 08:36 AM]

 

[Bushido71XS]

OK. I'm scared now....

 

[SimplySouthern]

Be afraid. Be very afraid. I'm taking notes.

 

[*Eve*]

LOL Gingersnap.

I wonder what the flagster is going to say when he gets back.

 

[Bushido71XS]

:::Snatching pad from SS::: Knock it off or no scarves for you!

 

[Deborah]

I just heard on CNN that the President has issued an executive order making the apprehension of Flagg a top priority.

No, the President doesn't care about justice or prosecution of criminals or some such stupid concept. The President has tired of dingy interns who love to suck cock. He wants a woman like Hillary; a dead fuck. Bill is hoping Flagg can get him a date.

Oh shit! It looks like Flagg might get his green card after all.

 

[Flagg]

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There is something deeply unsatisfying about leather. In other cells, where the walls are made of stone or even better metal, the pain that accompanies the hurling of a body on to a wall is deeply rewarding. With each bombardment of flesh upon solid, I can almost feel the madness leave my body through the sweat in my pores and the blood in my wounds. Leather though is quite unsatisfying.
Its been two days since they transefered me to solitary. The hospital doctor had declared that my masochistic antics were causing sever damage to my body and that serious injury would incurr if I was not moved. And so here I am, watching my sweat trickle down the padded walls of my cell.
And then there's him. Flagg. The sole wanderer who plays through the infinite maze of my soul. Every waking moment, every sleeping movement, he is there, his incessant presence thrusting me into my own personal hell.


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I stare at the psychiatrist's report with blank eyes. These words mean nothing to me. Why oh why don't they understand me! They said I was bitter, lonely, sexually frustrated and that my neuroticism had resulted in my madness. But they don't understand! They understand nothing of me!

How I ended up in the UK is a blur. The report continues to explain that at the customs desk of Manchester Airport I had been aprehended by security. Upon my person they had found a shot gun, a 16" Black Mamba, two dead chickens and a book entitled "The Antichrist - How to defeat him through the powers of rectum expansion". After a lot of resistance they threw me into prison where upon it was decided that a high security psychiatric hospital would be the most apt home for a person like me. The American ambassador intervened briefly but on reading the report claimed that the US would not accept me back in the country anyway. There were enough nutters there to deal with as it is.

And so here I lay, surrounded by leather and bars, my mind distorted in the image of Flagg.

Help me.

Extract from Deborah's Journal (08/14)
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I always said she was a psycho


[Edited by Flagg on 08-21-2000 at 06:54 AM]

 

[Never]

Hi Flagg. Nice to see you again.
By the way...
How's the asshole?

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We're finally on our own.