A confession about Flagg and me

[Flagg]

Ok so how come your post appears after mine when you posted it 40 mins previously? Oh and the imagination, style and wit of it literally astounds me into a state of shock by the way.

I preferred it when your bullshit was meaningless.

 

[Cheyenne]

Ok so how come your post appears after mine when you posted it 40 mins previously?

Difference between AM and PM? Look again.

 

[Flagg]

When I realised it wasn't made of glue my whole world fell apart

Ok so why did it take 11 hours 10 mins for anyone to respond and when they did it was shit?

 

[Never]

My posts are always meaningless, as was this one. A meaningful post would never inquire about events that never occurred to someone I hardly know. Perhaps the only thing more 'meaningless' would be having an entire thread based on how I was anally raped.
While we're at it; I can only have one anal orgasm per session, any tips on how to have six?
(See, I left myself wide 'open' for you.)

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Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man
That he didn't,
Didn't already have.

 

[Expertise]

I haven't commented much on this thread before because I thought it was unsporting and unfair to attack and belittle someone when they weren't around to defend themselves.

Deborah I know it was meant as a laugh but it really wasn't "cricket".

I am not defending Flagg (he is more than capable). I am just saying that it would have been fairer, funnier and more tastefull if you had at least wated untill he was around to rebutt (no pun intended) your humor.

 

[Never]

Are you calling my simple style shit?
Or are you calling my shiting style simple?

*Is so confused*
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In the Tropic of Sir Galahad

 

[SimplySouthern]

Hiya Flagg..good to have you back. I actually missed your bitching and whining. However I have to disagree with you on Never's posting style. It always makes me laugh...so...Back Off!

 

[Flagg]

Bat on

Hi Fat Sis. Howz are you doin'?

I've always loved Never's posts. They were refreshingly meaningless and I could really associate with the sense of humour.

When I get back from a week in the sun though and I perform a little search on flagg since I've been gone and find that people that I've never even heard of as well as some I have heard of but have never had problems with (including Never) taking childish cheap shots at me behind my back then I begin to lose respect.

But so be it. Fuck you. To coin a mercurian phrase: "Nothing really matters to me".

Now lets get one with the whining and bitching.

 

[Never]

What, I'm a whining bitch now who can't go to the bathroom properly? Ohhhh, that does it. I challenge you to a lifetime of hatred and evil glances.
In truth Flagg, it's envy, I've been trying to get Deb to make me her bitch for weeks now.. Oops, time to make a living.
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Dah, dah, dah..

 

[Deborah]

Oh yeah, Expertise, you feel sorry for Flagg. Must be a male bonding thing. Who bends over for the soap? Did you see that "Ode to Deborah's Anus" thread Silly Gilly started? I don't see you coming to my rescue.

I ask you people, how much sympathy should we give a person who, under the pseudonym $%^*(, started a thread in the "Story Ideas" forum entitled "Poultry" about fucking chickens? Or led us to believe he had a vagina? I'm still pissed about the "fucking God" story.

At least Flagg didn't get fucked by a dog. Don't anybody dare say what is on the tip of your tongue.

Hey Flagg, luv you baby. You too Never. Now no fighting!!!

 

[Flagg]

Well actually Crystal got trully fucked by Zeke in the Millenium Project. I always thought that %^*( was quite a funny guy - didn't you?

 

[Expertise]

Sympathy is not the right word. I just have a sense of "fair play".

I never defended Flagg, or you for that matter, because you are both capable of doing it yourself.

I think that if you are going to attack someone have the nads to do it to their face.

At the risk of sounding "touchie feely", you seem to have some real "issues" lately. Must be sad going through life with that much hate. Here is as good a place as any to vent I suppose.

BTW I didn't think Gils thread was any more humorous or in any better taste than yours. However you were, at least, around to defend your self/honor.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Zeke the wonder dog... if only fallen could have kept the boy. Flagg do you feel special being the only one on here reborn?

Da chef

 

[Flagg]

Look at how I shine! Look at how I direct!

I don't think "special" is the word - that would be facetious (Yes OK I know I probably spelt that wrong, just get over it K!)

A better word would be "chuffed".

Deborah has always had issues. But you know, every community needs its freak.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

One thing I would never do here is try to label the freaks... apart form anything else it could take you all year!

Da chef

 

[Flagg]

Yes but I mean freak in the derogatory sense

 

[Deborah]

Yes indeed, Flagg, I thought $%^*( was very funny. Unless you're a fucking chicken. I think you should THANK me for keeping your legend alive while you gone. It didn't hurt that bad did it?

 

[Expertise]

Had a officer in your Para's tell me he was right "chuffed" about my performance in his class. WTF

I was never completely sure if was him being pleased or if what the guys said was correct that he was a "fuckin poof of a Rupert"

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I dont know what that means expertice but I would have run just in case

 

[Expertise]

Thats all we did in that fucking place was run (TAB in their parlance). This guy was a little too fond of ascots and Oscar Wilde for my liking and I always wondered.

 

[Flagg]

It simply means "pleased".


Corr, Debs - are you saying I'm a legend?!!!

 

[SimplySouthern]

Re: Bat on

Hi Fat Sis. Howz are you doin'?

*sigh* He called me fat again. Some men will never learn.
I think he likes to hurt my feelings.

 

[Never]

Deborah has always had issues. But you know, every community needs its freak.

And with God as my witness: I shall be that freak!

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Superfreak, superfreak,
She's superfreaking..

 

[Adoratrice]

Can I be your sidekick? can I can I huh huh?....not quite Batman & Robin but I think we could get the job done.

 

[lethal_heartbreaker]

PLEASE tell me more !!!!!!
It was very funny so far.