A confession about Flagg and me

[Whispersecret]

I don't get what's so funny about this thread. Course, I don't laugh at a lot of what is considered funny by other people--like Dumb and Dumber, Adam Sandler, stuff like that. Seems like target practice, not humor.

 

[Deborah]

If only you could have seen the look on Flagg's face when he read this, you might have thought it was funny. Well, maybe not.

 

[Expertise]

Deborah all things considered I would have paid a rather large sum of money to see his face at that instant.

Everything else aside.

 

[Gil]

Awwww...come on now Expertise, didn't you find my thread the least l'l bit funny? Tasteless perhaps...but completely void of humor? Oh shit, oh dear!

Flagg, don't be such an ass...or you're likely to get skewered...again! And personally, I find Never both amusing and refreshing!

Deb honey, you're not REALLY mad at me are ya? Say it ain't so! Of all the people on the BB, I thought surely you would appreciate the nuances...grin and bare it, so to speak. What a Bummer!

 

[Never]

And personally, I find Never both amusing and refreshing!

Yeah, I'm sort of like a cool mint drop on your dick. (Or so I've been led to believe)

Now, someone tell me what in the world I'm going to do with a sidekick?
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Does this mean I get to run around with my panties over my pants?

 

[Deborah]

Of course I'm not REALLY mad at you Gil. Yes, I certainly did think your ode to my anus was funny. You can be my girlfriend anytime, now that you got the right equipment.

I thought Flagg's initial response was quite humorous also. I don't think he got pissed until he had to go number two. And yes, Flagg, you are a legend. But then so was Dracula and Frankenstein. Speaking of "Monster Mash" how are your bowel movements?

And Expertise, your comment about "good taste" on an erotic website, whose primary theme is wild and kinky sex, brought to mind one of the more illuminating threads ever on Literotica entitled "Describe the taste of cum and ..." I got called a "sarcastibitch" on that one. As if!!! So go read that one, Expertise, if you want "good taste." And it's less filling, or so some say on that thread. Protein? Doh!

 

[Expertise]

Deborah its people like you that make me want to buy kevlar.

Just kidding.

Actually Deborah it was just a poor choice of words. Like I said earlier I just have a really strong sense of fairplay.

If Flagg had been around I never would have said boo. That type of thread is just usually not my thing. Although I went against my principals in that area yesterday and was spitting venom and vitriol.

In reference to that "Taste" thread I kept meaning to comment on what a friend of mines girlfriend shared with us once to quote her "Kinda' bitter, kinda' sweet....kinda' like chestnuts"

 

[Deborah]

Update: Flagg is on the road from Cleveland to St. Louis. Seems he wants to get him some dead ass under the arch. The stupid Brit shit doesn't realize yet you can get cold fish at any McDonald's.

 

[Laurel]

Debwa! *smooch* Flagg and I missed you SOOO MUCH!

 

[Gingersnap]

God Deborah she never says that to me. Flagg want to come out to dinner with Rog and I?

 

[Flagg]

Ginge - As long as we don't eat coldfish and that you are not conspiring with pscho-bitch to trap me with a dildo then yeah why not someday.

 

[Gingersnap]

Now my little brother would I do THAT to you?? I promise to play nice and besides you know Roger would never let me hurt you.

 

[Guest]

Please see the thread I started entitled "how to get a woman to fuck my 15inch cock" over on the "How To ..." forum where I said, "im willing to trvl anywhere to fuck a woman doggy style with my huge 15inch cock and let me shoot my big load all over her face if you doubt have free pics to proove it."

Crystal, 'er Flagg, don't you want the REAL thing? Why would you want a FAKE big dick when you can have mine? What the fuck is the world cumming to when "girls" would rather have a fake dick shoved up their ass than a real one?

Hey Crystal, 'er Flagg, if you don't want to bend over for me, I'll take one of those dead chicks to go. I like mine real ripe.

 

[Laurel]

Speaking of posters MIA, where's Flagg? I miss his commentary mucho mucho. ¡Vuelto, mi amigo!

 

[Guest]

Gingersnap, you promised. What have you done with him?

 

[Gingersnap]

Flagg and LL have been tripping around the east coast looking for Melody Lane and DCL. Flagg was carrying a large wooden scuplture of his hero Pee Wee Herman and muttering in some very questionable spanish. LL was winning hearts along the way and had the entire lower half singing "DON'T CRY FOR US L. LATINO". When last spotted CK was begging her to just let him lick her high heel "just once".

Roger I told you he IS like my little brother. Flagg and I are both "people persons". We are going to spread happiness with the "Peace Corp" and teach dental hygiene to the Scotsquash and then motor over to watch Deborah at her polka class. We can pick you up in Glasgow but mind those sudden moves in the car, Flagg and Deborah are packing heat!

BTW where is that little sneak Lasher? I know you're out there sulking cause you miss LL. Come on dude think happy thought and clap your hands!!!