A place for venting and picking fights

[Luna_Wolf72]

... he told me to hush ... *giggle* ... he told me to hush .... *giggle* ....




LUUUUNAAA!!!! BIJOUUUUU!!! SWORD FIGHT!!!

Hurry up before he goes back in the .... darn ... fog ...

sorry... to late ... but I think that if we wait patiently ... they might get back to it ....

*runs back in*

HELL I missed it again?!?

*decides to sit her on the pillows til someone comes back*

Oooo popcorn???

 

[rida]

*runs back in*

HELL I missed it again?!?

*decides to sit her on the pillows til someone comes back*

Oooo popcorn???

Hey Luna ... yeah ... they walked awaya again ...

I need to go attend some business ... will you keep me a spot?
And here is the popcorn ... 10% of sales is yours ...

 

[Shankara20]

Yeah, men ... always have an excuse for better things to do ...

but in your case ... you have a new lover to attend to ... may I suggest you appoint someone else to fight for you?
You would't want to leave us without proper entartainment? *battling eyelashes and wiggling the yellow panties ...*

any man who has the proper equipment can step into this fight at any time...

 

[Homburg]

*a figure materializes from the fog*

"En guard"
*snips*
*draw back as if to return towards the fog.......*

*Salutes quickly*

*Parries*
*Slips*
*Ripostes*

*Traps the thrust with a smile*

Damn, he got away again.

*A single drop of claret falls quietly to the ground*

Touche, good sir. You have this round. I shall inform the lady that the title is correct as stated. I am honoured.

*salues*

 

[unpredictablebijou]

"IS IT SILK?????"

Where the hell do you think I shop? Fredericks of Hollywood?

Damn right it is silk - the very best Victoria's Secret!!1


"Is it silk?"
Who the frick does that bitch think he's dealing with?


*slowly walks away then circling around to sneak up from behind*

*runs up, nibbles the backs of your knees fiendishly and distractingly, then runs away, heaving pillows in all directions.*

especially that LunaWolf, who I suspect of being a BISEXUAL SWITCH and you know how THEY are...

Lisssen, miz thang, you asked for it:

haveatyou with a full-body black lace catsuit! hooha! and so on!

ooo are we being watched? that's even better.

bijou

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Hey Luna ... yeah ... they walked away again ...

I need to go attend some business ... will you keep me a spot?
And here is the popcorn ... 10% of sales is yours ...

*pats spot on the pillows* Yup I got your spot...

*grabs bowls*

ok be here when you get back...

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*Salutes quickly*



*A single drop of claret falls quietly to the ground*

*salues*

...landing upon a now-severed red velvet g-string...

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*runs up, nibbles the backs of your knees fiendishly and distractingly, then runs away, heaving pillows in all directions.*

especially that LunaWolf, who I suspect of being a BISEXUAL SWITCH and you know how THEY are...

Lisssen, miz thang, you asked for it:

haveatyou with a full-body black lace catsuit! hooha! and so on!

ooo are we being watched? that's even better.

bijou

*cocks my eyebrow at bijou*

Yea I am..so what *pokes out breasts...not that I have much choice in that, doncha know..they distract most people from noting that I am only 5 feet tall*

You wanna fight???

*picks up a pillow and bops you on the butt*

At least I don't steal panties..I take em with the other person's full knowledge that I have em..*nods*

 

[Homburg]

...landing upon a now-severed red velvet g-string...

*Dignity firmly intact, turns to leave*

*Stops and and leaves behind a golden apple with some lettering on it*

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*Dignity firmly intact, turns to leave*

*Stops and and leaves behind a golden apple with some lettering on it*

*pouncing Unca Hommy who keeps ignoring me*

 

[Homburg]

At least I don't steal panties..I take em with the other person's full knowledge that I have em..*nods*

Am I the only person here that doesn't take panties? Right at this moment, the only panties I have are from... *looks around, points at rida-chan* her.

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*pouncing Unca Hommy who keeps ignoring me*

How ma I ignoring you, gal? You look like you're having fun. 'Sides, you're in Predator Mode right now. You need to be chasin the Prey

Well, unless you suddenly feel the urge to be Preyed upon...

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*Dignity firmly intact, turns to leave*

*Stops and and leaves behind a golden apple with some lettering on it*

Hm. It says here:

For the Kinkiest


This means trouble.



As for you, ms. Luna,

Poke those lovely breasts out at me a bit more and see what I do to contrary little bisexual switches who turn me on - o I mean piss me off...

bijou

 

[Shankara20]

*Salutes quickly*

*Parries*
*Slips*
*Ripostes*

*Traps the thrust with a smile*

Damn, he got away again.

*A single drop of claret falls quietly to the ground*

Touche, good sir. You have this round. I shall inform the lady that the title is correct as stated. I am honoured.

*salues*

*the voice of Shank from the fog*
"Well played my good man,
Well played indeed.
It is my honor as well to have crossed cold steel with you"



~holy shit, I thought he was going to kill my ass, who the hell knew he was that skilled with a sword! Damn good thing I could run away in the fog~

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Am I the only person here that doesn't take panties? Right at this moment, the only panties I have are from... *looks around, points at rida-chan* her.

I don't steal em Unca Hommy...I rip em off or cut em off...and then I say "I am keeping these." They whimper up at me all cute like and agree. That is not stealing.

How ma I ignoring you, gal? You look like you're having fun. 'Sides, you're in Predator Mode right now. You need to be chasin the Prey

Well, unless you suddenly feel the urge to be Preyed upon...

Heh that's the joy of being biswitchy...*nods* I don't have to be one or the other..I can just BE...

As for you, ms. Luna,

Poke those lovely breasts out at me a bit more and see what I do to contrary little bisexual switches who turn me on - o I mean piss me off...

bijou

C'mon over here...and let me see who makes the other whimper/bruise/moan...shit....ummm cry first..*nods*

 

[Essene]

*Hears talk of panties and wonders who is still wearing some so that she can administer the awe inspiring super atomic wedgie!!!!*

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*Hears talk of panties and wonders who is still wearing some so that she can administer the awe inspiring super atomic wedgie!!!!*

*laughs hysterically*

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I don't steal em Unca Hommy...I rip em off or cut em off...and then I say "I am keeping these." They whimper up at me all cute like and agree. That is not stealing.




Heh that's the joy of being biswitchy...*nods* I don't have to be one or the other..I can just BE...



C'mon over here...and let me see who makes the other whimper/bruise/moan...shit....ummm cry first..*nods*

Well, I have been in the mood to be bossed around lately...

But no! This is a conflict thread! And switches like us - whoops I mean you - need to be put in their place!





...places.
like on the bed, against the wall, over the kitchen table, in the shower, chained to the couch, under me...

bijou

 

[bandelero]

wanders into thread

*the voice of Shank from the fog*
"Well played my good man,
Well played indeed.
It is my honor as well to have crossed cold steel with you"



~holy shit, I thought he was going to kill my ass, who the hell knew he was that skilled with a sword! Damn good thing I could run away in the fog~

ohh, is it just swords n panties? Can I use a whip?
And hi to all the pillow fighters round the edges/.....

**sneaks some popcorn**

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Well, I have been in the mood to be bossed around lately...

But no! This is a conflict thread! And switches like us - whoops I mean you - need to be put in their place!





...places.
like on the bed, against the wall, over the kitchen table, in the shower, chained to the couch, under me...

bijou

*waggles eyebrows*

oooo put me in my place hmmm?? I like the wall, the bed, the table, the shower, the couch...the problem as I see it is YOU should be on your back for all of the above..Legs spread, mouth closed, eyes covered...

*grabs a pillow*

Here lay back...and put this under yer bum....

*notices someone sneaking my popcorn*

HEY put that back!!!

*flings a pillow*

 

[Homburg]

I don't steal em Unca Hommy...I rip em off or cut em off...and then I say "I am keeping these." They whimper up at me all cute like and agree. That is not stealing.

Okay, I'm totally going to do this.

 

[Essene]

I don't steal em Unca Hommy...I rip em off or cut em off...and then I say "I am keeping these." They whimper up at me all cute like and agree. That is not stealing.

It's true Homburg. Nicely put Luna.

LMAO

You are too funny.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Okay, I'm totally going to do this.

You should..it's tres' hawt!!!

It's true Homburg. Nicely put Luna.

LMAO

You are too funny.

Thank ya..*nods* It's what I am good at...

(ok I am great at a lot of things..but funny descriptive phrasing?? I am aces at that...)

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*waggles eyebrows*

oooo put me in my place hmmm?? I like the wall, the bed, the table, the shower, the couch...the problem as I see it is YOU should be on your back for all of the above..Legs spread, mouth closed, eyes covered...

*grabs a pillow*

Here lay back...and put this under yer bum....

*notices someone sneaking my popcorn*

HEY put that back!!!

*flings a pillow*

*pretending, unconvincingly, to fight you off*

Yes, Shankara, it's all just swords and panties in here. Except for the swords. They're dangerous so I put them out in the hall. Wouldn't want to ruin the pillows.

and by all means bring that whip over here and hand it to Luna.

I mean ME. hand it to ME.

bijou

 

[Essene]

You should..it's tres' hawt!!!



Thank ya..*nods* It's what I am good at...

(ok I am great at a lot of things..but funny descriptive phrasing?? I am aces at that...)

Yes, yes you are. In fact I stole it for my sig line and you'll be hard pressed to get it back!!!!

Neener neener neener!

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*happy dance as I am NOW in P_M's siggy*

*looks at bijou*

Hmmm...

*pretending, unconvincingly, to fight you off*

Yes, Shankara, it's all just swords and panties in here. Except for the swords. They're dangerous so I put them out in the hall. Wouldn't want to ruin the pillows.

and by all means bring that whip over here and hand it to Luna.

I mean ME. hand it to ME.

*grins*

Bijou doesn't need the whip..really she doesn't...you can just hand it to me..or help me by whipping her into shape...

*laughing*

es, yes you are. In fact I stole it for my sig line and you'll be hard pressed to get it back!!!!

Neener neener neener!

I guess at this juncture it would be a bit late to point out that i don't want it back...however if you wanna pillow fight over it..I have a bijou and some pillows and i am not ascaired to use em...